β hated by @mercurialGorepriest
πβ―π What? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dβ β 0b6β β β β β β β β 7β β β β β β β 8.png
πβ―π I β β β β got I was trying β β communicate with a clown. That word means β β do something as fast as possible; got it? Do you understand?
πβ―π And how exactly would you do that? Quickly; incriminate yourself in my replies posthaste.
πβ―π I have never met an intelligent clown. I genuinely believe the reason religious fanaticism enthralls them is due β β their struggling minds latching onβ β the first thing that will justify their abominable behavior.
πβ―π Pulling the string of a propped up cardboard box with a PlayTroll magazine as bait would trap you β β β β sweeps.
πβ―π The beast needs β β be put in a cage in a dark room; not displayed publicly online.
πβ―π I love scrolling Chittr when you all begin acting like animals.
~felt cute <3 #gore #culling #lookhovvgoodilookthough https://files.catbox.moe/g6b5o5.jpeg
πβ―π What the actual fuck are you trying β β convey?
πβ―π Why are you hating I'm right.
πβ―π Imagine needing dangerous; reputation-destroying; pan-melting recreational substances β β enjoy being alive. #HighOnLife
a mmessage to all the haters https://64.mmedia.tummblr.comm/4812b6aa3afd95ba3a8b2adc11f5a2a7/8cc16d5857df55d5-00/s400x600/d546fd93a8554290e102696037f91484de6bfa78.gif
β²going around hating random posts in hopes of feeling something, no luck so far so might as well keep tryingβΌ
lulzzzz an0ther wannabe gamer h0ping t0 h0p 0n a game early thinking it'll make up f0r his lack 0f skillz kek, enj0y y0ur chud deadl0cust grind, churchcuck, it w0nt last when the actual g00d players j0in
πβ―π The food was disgusting; the staff was rude; and you should be thanking me β β β β ridding that neighborhood of Raising Stains. The only thing they were raising were squeakbeasts in their kitchen walls.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488027600105246813/4qh9tb3.jpg?ex=69cb4932&is=69c9f7b2&hm=05bfb6abe6fc1ac52f2f2a0ba87bb634ade21cd111bfddba83dfe4fccb7eb9f1 GOT K1CK3D OUT OF TH3 C4N3S 1 4LMOST SL4PP3D 4 STUP1D B4LD B1TCH 4ND 1 TOOK TH1S B1TCH FR13S OMW OUT!!
listen man i kneww at least one clowwn that jus ate that shit straight up despite the first damn thing you learn in schoolfeedin bein the fact that it definitely should not be ingested it prolly shouldnt be fuckin smoked either arguably thats evven wworse wwhy the fuck wwould you evven wwant a bad batch for that kinda processin wwouldnt a fresh one wwork better im jus gonna toss it out
every0ne hatin' 0n me like j0j0 siwa
by the way i can not BELIEVE i missed when you were all posting about piss earlier. #nsfw #nsfwe #piss .
bbbbn0$, bbbbn0$ βbbbbn0$, bbbbn0$ βbbbbn0$, bbbbn0$, βbbbbn0$
on my mama, i ain't g0nna $t0p until i'm rich
~mustards are so funny because every time you harpoon one you cant tell if theyβre just bleeding or if theyβve peed themselves. what an ugly blood colour
Pinky promi23
Y'all k33p hating my po2t2 w3r3 gonna hav3 to do 2om3thing about it #youknowwhoyouar3
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
Just Made Out With My Boss! Definitely Better Than Hentai! #nsfw
i think this site shπ¦Ήuld get a feed sectiπ¦Ήn fπ¦Ήr yπ¦Ήur respective caste ... ( #justthπ¦Ήughts )
If that ztatement had any merit, you wouldn't bee hiding beehind that chopped haircut.
if you were one inch inside your lusus and you had a second lusus that was one inch inside of you would you rather move forward or backwards to escape? #incest #nsfw #realquestions
concept: down on your knees making eye contact with your matesprit as you slowly pull their thigh highs down, their feet resting in your lap (tags: Reader/Matesprit, feet mentioned on my chittr, footplay, stockings, #nsfw, suggestive, body worship, archive rating: M)
a lot of posts about feet tonight...!? (tags: feet, strut pod, #nsfw, archive rating: π¦Ά)
w what is eridanweek
Zo glad I don't have to commute to work. Living above the bakery haz itz perkz at leazt.
Fuck you @cluzterFuck Doezn't rezpect the huztle of a zmall buzinezz trying to make it work with a zkeleton crew.
Get out of my repliez if you're not going to buy me a coffee.
Thinking about other beear zpeciez. Panda beear, grizzly beear, zun beear, moon beear, black beear, polar beear... I'm thinking of changing up the gear at the bakery... Maybee we go full beee theme. Or iz that too much beee? Hm. Hard to tell.
Zomebody buy me a coffee. My legz are killing me. I've beeen running orderz around all night.
Zometimez I juzt want to take a break from the hive, but the hive doezn't want a break from me. How do you politely tell your multitude of beeez to fuck off for like 10 minutez. Juzt 10. Zeriouzly.
I can't beelieve thoze freakz have a book and a chapter iz called "Laughter." Get a life.
Clownz in my DMz. Clownz of the world, riddle me thiz: are you all weirdly vulgar and ztrange? Zeriouzly. I'm genuinely azking. What iz your guyz' deal?
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
who tf watches anime lmao ew
nuh-uh you cβ nnot clβ im those becβ use those β re MINE! I'M THE TRUE I'M/HIM Bβ BEEEE!
You're the one zaying I'm uzing it wrong?!
Yez. Exactly.
Elaborate.
Why are trollz MEOWING now?
Pan-ache?
Which word?
Gotta zleep off thiz panache. Today haz beeen a zhitzhow.
I don't.
Guyz, why are zome freakz on here barking?
Why are you fucking barking?
I have every right to bitch and moan on zocial media.
Hmph. Anybody looking for a honey zupplier? I am clearly UNDERAPPRECIATED.
Guyz. Criziz averted. He literally can't do zhit to me. He'z poor without me and my honey.
What iz a humidor? Hm..
I do not have time for thiz.
Guyz how do you block zomeone from zeeing your chitz. Guyz. He fucking made an account. I've beeen zhitting on him all night, fuuuuuck.
Flat altβ¬rnia is rβ¬al.
GUYZ.
Wait guyz how do you delete chitz
Are there any other pzionic uzerz who know how to ztrengthen their pzionicz? I have enough to move zome coffee mugz and platez around, but I've never heard of anyone actually training to make it ztronger? Any help would bee cool.
Fuck fuckfuckfuck
Fuck guyz wait, he got on the zite.
The fuck doez thiz mean?
My coworker knocked it right out of my jaw. Zweetezt guy you'll ever meet with the beezt knack for decorating confectionary goodz, but uncoordinated with the rezt of hiz body.
Genuinely ztill thinking about how my tooth got knocked out at thiz job. It waz an accident, and I'm not MAD, but damn.
What iz an "alpha grindzet." I zwear, thiz zite makez people loze pancellz.
Goodz ztraight out the oven at the Baker'z Douzen! Bzz bzz!
Fuck!
Like, I'm acting cute for a REAZON. Zo you'll actually ztay and buy zomething cauze our baker iz fucking terrifying.
Nevermind. You're not worth the effort.
I zhould fucking kill you.
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
S0m3 0f y0v all c0vld b3n3f1t fr0m r3ad1ng s0m3 l1t3ratvr3 1nst3ad 0f r0tt1ng y0vr th1nkpan by dr0wn1ng 1t 1n Fayg0.
not going to say it again . eating plants is murder . smoking plants is murder . drinking tea made from plants is murder . culltivating plants just to let them die for consumption is murder . imagine if you were raised just to be plucked from your home by an unknown monstrous hand and boiled in hot water , tossed in a vat with your fellow trollkind and brutally torn apart by the gnashing of fangs , lit on fire for recreation . murder . plain and simple . #EndPlantAbuse #PlantsRightsActivism = ^ _ ^ =
i aspire to be the troll described here. ΓΓΓ
"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)