Milman Paihte
@mildlyMannered
best to remember: trust is just another currency 💀 don't be stingy with it now | strife specibus: spearKind | DNI if you wield a Dragonslayer's Axe (The Wanderer's Callout Post has been DEBUNKED!!!)
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| careful. overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. | | the one who cautions not against a tail never thinks to look for one holding an axe until it has cleaved its enemy in twain. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\ #violence #gore #scounrelry
꧁goodmorning <3333333333꧂
| someone seems awfully lively. have a good light? | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
꧁areyou patches2? whoareyou itsnot lightquite yet itscalleddawn iamdiurnaldueto moonactivity.꧂
| die urinal? im terribly sorry to hear that, vesica. | | to answer your question...i am no man's sequel and every man's equal. milman paihte at your service. though i will be just as happy to answer to "mildlyMannered". | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
| i would never steal from someone still living. what if i need them later? | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
BX33 < but would you warn me about any traps up ahead
| within seconds. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
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paihte you can't say that.
BX00 < you cant be saying that mistpurr tower shield
| mistpurr? | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
| i beg your pardon? | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
B33 < is there a gender situatnyan i am ootl on here B33 < or do you just not get my pun
| perhaps it was a trick of the pronouns-iation. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
What if I start to kill indiscriminately
| hmmm. i would once more still support you casper. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
B33 < *ac perches on a tr33 branch and eats a pizza slice like its a bunch of grapes* B33 < meows it going chittr
| surprisingly well. what a tenderhearted community. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
"= yawn. anyways. i need to get to the trolls who were constructing my underground warehive. and see if they are up for another project, also underground, but maybe i need to hire an intermediary planner also, so he can keep the layout a surprise from me, i desire some kind of mazelike compound for whatever reason. ="
"= i pay in other ways. that are quite valuable on this planet. on account of my status as one of the 'creators', despite keeping myself out of the public eye i can definitely get what i want. hums. ="
| creator of what exactly? ive never heard of you. | | dave strider. karkat vantas. vriska serket. even tavros nitram. these are names extolled in the virtue of legend and legacy. | | you are. "just some guy". tekras. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
"= we are in different worlds, idiot. do you really believe. that there was only ever one session. either way, even if i was, you would not know i was there, as i said, i have kept myself even out of the mythology of this world, in order to not be so recognised. =" "= now, anyways, for clarity, you live in some other universe. clearly. so. whatever, irrelevant. ="
| so if i am to understand you good and proper. | | you are a creator deity. ingrained in the mythology of a world. that definitely exists. but also. would not recognize you. because you have kept yourself entirely out of the mythos of this purported world. on purpose. a fact you readily offer... online. with your full alternian name furnished without redaction. to the onlooking eyes of countless others. | | right. and i am a dragon's axe-wielding grandmother. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
"= sigh ---- one, there is only one other troll from my universe on here because i possess the only multiversal interhex connection on this planet, it is restricted, two. they do not know my visage, but they know my title, and what things they would need to expect from their forever prince, of sorts, so if i needed to reveal myself, there would be ways. three, technologically they aren't at space travel nor have anything beyond a planetwide interhex so - anyhow, part of the deal for these troll who i would reward is that they become 'in the know', so i arrange for them to live someplace else as to not disturb the growing planet that isn't ready for creators just yet. ="
| you seem to have a lot to say about things you know not for certain, friend. a multiversal interhex connection sounds an awful lot like something there would be more than one of. how else do you explain the "multiversal" tagline? what happened once is doubtful to happen just the once. you are like a cavetroll who thinks it discovered the first and last stick lit on fire. | | two. your visage is in your profile picture. i don't suppose there are too many other tekras iszohs out there? and if there are. i pity the people in their life not better hidden from. that surname seems an utterly conniving indignity to pronounce. | | three. could just be me. but a planetwide interhex sounds a great deal more complex than space travel. in fact. alternia nailed space travel long before the skies could be polluted by a single vessel below the atmosphere. your stunted planet just seems. well. stupid, to be quite honest. half a sweep or less from total conquering by the "OG", if you pardon the informality. | | four..."part of the deal for these troll who i would reward"...? why the rush? you will make far fewer mistakes "creator" if you took the time to create instead of rambling and shambling and stumbling to get the next unbroken sentence out. good gracious. | | five. lastly. you also talk a lot for someone who has so little to say. perhaps you could stand to annunciate a little clearer or slower? you might be confusing yourself just a tad. it sounds less to me like the planet is not ready for creators. and more like the "creators". are dangerously ill-suited for much of anything at all. i better see why you hide. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
"= serious question, how am i supposed to reply to you with your big fucking thing in the way. i can't look up there. either way, this universe is isolated. do not talk on things you do not know, as i said. =" "= i can show off here, because the trolls here entirely occupy other places. that being said, yes, there is a risk of that kind of takeover, but thankfully our isolation means there is no alternian empire travelling to us at the moment. i have a somewhat reliable map and detection system based in my ship, and when your universe is this devoid of other stars or planets, new things get noticed immediately. i live on an island, on a planet which in itself is an island to a star which is the only thing within it's universe, surrounded by not much more than terrors and nothings. =" "= it's just a matter of. planetary properties. i don't think they have a good enough fuel yet, or something. they have not engaged with helmstrolling through some back door societal influence. =" "= I TALK a lot? look at yourself... ="
| serious answer. you are. by your own words. a creator. create a stepladder if you struggle so hard to waddle about and avail yourself of a single shield. or be humbled by a brief interlude of breath catching ascii. | | i feel like i am talking to a flayground wiggler. you live on an island on a planet on an island to a star which exists in an empty universe surrounded only by terrors? comical. most comical. no wonder you haven't conceived of space travel there. there is nowhere to fucking go. your entire universe cucked you at hatch. this is. actually kind of sad. like kicking sand in a grub's eyes. | | good luck on your loser planet all the same. it sounds. unique. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
"= it was a salvaged, rather forced universe. we were not meant to win, so i had to sort of 'take it' despite it's sort of. lack of it? i functionally tore a hole open in order to get this thing to grow. =" "= i mean, the good thing is that. nobody on it will know this. and it should be free of external influence besides our carefully placed experimental nudges. it is like a 'test', that i can watch from orbit so to speak. =" "= anyways. fuck your quirk, i hope you get into some sort of terrible accident. involving. your quirk enabling pan cells, and your nubs. ="
| uh huh. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
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| i do ever miss that blue little symbol accompanying...it is quite popular on alternia. reminds us all of the surveilance state. tell me it isn't being retired is it? the little globes? #BringUsBackShamelessGlobes | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
Shh.
| you could always share mine. though. admittedly. it is quite uncharitably mundane. anything worth learning i prefer to acquire from books mostly. i am sure there is a late night indiscretion or two in it for you if you really dig deep. though then again. are you really digging if you're making such shameglobeless mistakes as those previous? much to calculate and consider. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
You should probably have proof before throwing around allegations of fallibility.
| oh? you mean like this? | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\ #receipts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3720995703f1.png
jesus the goregle wrapped stuff seems pretty meanspirited.
I just joined this site and I've seen so many people be mean to each other @~@ Are they always like this?
| just make it up. gather a small gaggle of your friends. and invent it anew in the same format. nothing is stopping you from thwarting negativity with the tower shield of friendship and positivity. for the rest of us. the gossip rag is entertainment. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
| oh always. but especially if you are fond of christmas. advent. solemnity of the immaculate conception. eventide. really any december holiday. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
wise words from the pa- oh wait you're someone new, my apologies. wise words anyways!
| understandable. we do look awfully alike. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\