Castra Acruks
@mirthfulWarden
Aka The Beheader :o) Practicing Clown, Subjugglator & One Of The Newestory Inc. CEOs ((pfp by kimquatz)) ((ooc - noxeorn)
you know what? i'm REALLY fucking angry with this whole stupidly broken system in our version of Alternian Empire, because why for angel's sake, am i getting this fucking notification for the 3rd time in the past few perigee, LIKE... i have to drop everything I'm doing, go to this overcrowded city, sit in an overcrowded line with a fucking ticket, and wait for someone with an inflated sense of self-importance and responsibility to look at my fucking bracelet and say "Oh, yes, it's okay, you can go!"
i'm just glad it's not wiretapping us at least, although now i worried that it might... but putting a microphone in this thing seeeeeeeeems unrealistic anyway, but you know... i just don't trust those guys with the cute, fangless smiles who hold their screwdrivers like they're the last thing you'll see if you walk into their workshops... they kind of mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm look like they've been brainwashed, and i'm pretty sure the Boss has some kind of pressure on them or something...
~ Oh for fuckS Sake.... I mean, what would you do, fire uS? What a losS. Anyway, Since you have corporate acc now, that'S YOUR job to look after YOUR reputation without putting a pressure on our own opinionS :) We didn't have that Shit in our contractS.
I'd Look At you If you Had As Much Stuff To Do As I Do. I'm Literally FUCKING SUBJUGLATOR PER SE, And I Spend A Good Bunch Of Day Either CULLING Lawbreakers, Or Doing Some Clurch Related Stuff, And When I Don't Have Any Of This - I'm Taking Care Of Newestory. Meanwhile All you Do Is Sitting In your Office And Making Some Questionable Decisions For Some Dubious Goals. you Have No Idea How Lucky you Are That you Still Haven't Gotten Under My Axe By Putting Corporation At Risk At Some Point With your Bullshit.
Awww Hi Sweetie :o) Please Do, He Really Needs That Lmao. And Keeping Him Away From A Social Media For A While Is Definitely A Good Decision.
visions of the Dark carnival flooD My thinkpan. this is the only way i can get eM OUT. beholD the Messiahs! i think this is My favorite of My Murals so far. :o) https://file.garDen/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/chittr_iMages/MoX-Mural1.png
Great Depiction Sis :o) Really Nicely Painted Too
I aam curiousl; whaat is the purpose of the persistent clownposting? IS it to draaw in more believers? MErely aa jest being plaayed on aall of us who do not heed the caall of the horn? WHaat is it?
I'd Say The Target Audience Of That Is Other Clowns. It's Part Of The Worship As It Already Was Said. Not Everyone Even Likes The Fact That Clownverts Are A Thing For It To Be To Draw In More Believers. In The Rest - We Are One Big Family Even If Our Views May Vary To A Degree, And That Kind Of Posting Can Be A Good Reminder About It.
⚇ fellow clowns i'm curious. ⚇ what effect do your chucklevoodoos have? ⚇ i'll start. ⚇ mine target the grief center of the think pan. ⚇ make motherfuckers immobile with memories of all the shit they lost. ⚇ now you go. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
Mine Target motherfuckers Fears And I Can Use Them To Manipulate The Mf :o) They're Being In The State Of Terror During That Seeing All The Induced Horrors. Not Fun For Them, Can Be Fun For Me However.
🔪buyinG @theCodakkeffect#9356 a shirT thaT sayS "certifieD clowN" becausE that'S alL you'lL eveR bE ^^🩸
HI CHITTR! I W♡NN♡ KNOW WH♡T EVERYBODY DOES FOR ♡ LIVING!! I'M ♡ COURIER ♡ND I USE MY PSIONICS LIKE ROLLERBL♡DES TO ZIP ♡ROUND ♡ND M♡KE MY DELIVERIES!! YOUR TURN!!!! CX<3
Short Answer Is: Culling. Longer Answer: Looking After Everyone Not Breaking The Law (Or What Is Left Of It On This Colony). Occasionally Doing Some Religion Work Here And There. :o)
It's Originally Uninhabitable Distant From Alternia Planet Which Was Terraformed And Which Our Empress (It's Not Condy Btw) Often Used To Send Those Who Did Something She Didn't Really Like. Quite A Nice Place In General, But Hemospectrum System Here Somehow Got Broken To A Degree And No One Is Really Able To Fix It, So The Empire Decided To Close Its Eyes On It
♡WWW, I'M SO SORRY TO HE♡R TH♡T! IT MUST BE ROUGH ON YOU, TRYING TO KEEP THE PE♡CE!!
It's Fine Don't Worry, I'm Having A Ton Of Fun :o) Thanks Though!
Everyone, it's #realtrizzahours. I let my ex out of his dungeon cell. I'm taking him shopping. Should he dress as a little court jester?
You're ψonderful baddie.
>>| .i'm not .even .attempt to flirt. .i really do not .understand why .it .is bad to love someone despite their murder behaviour. .i think people misunderstanding purplebloods .in most places. some do cullingz but some do funny .and silly stuff. .i hate the stereotype built .upon such beautiful caste. clowns .are fun .after .all. so why, why .is .it bad?
I Actually Really Appreciate your Opinion About Us.
#Nowplaying Https://Open.Spotify.Com/Track/1sThVsuJyATcf2DfoLxhT3?Si=F15e2dc0d70c4b7b #Violence
((fun fact but that was originally what she was based on as a character idea-wise :>
†) 7ROLLS ARE SAE SOF7. LI7ERALLY SOF7. YE'D BE SURPRISED HOW EASY I7 IS 7' PU7 HOLES IN 7HEIR BODIES. #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
Oh I Won't Be Surprised Sis, That's What I'm Doing As Part Of My Job :o) So I Can Agree Here Hehe
⚇ i love all of my wicked faithful kin so much ⚇ nothin' more important than family ⚇
So. How Was The Fight Night Last Night?
>>| the fight .itself? good show. .outside? bad.
>>| why .is there so many violetbloods this time? where .are .all the clowns? .i miss them .already...
Probably In Their Recuperacoons. But In General We're Still Here :o)
After Rasing Just One Wiggler I Have A Ton Of Respect To Cloistered Jades (And Lusii Too I Guess). Just This One Little motherfucker Was Enough To Be A Headache At Times. you Try To Do What's The Best For Him To Just End Up With Him Revolting Against Everything you're Offering. There Was A Bit Of My Fault At Some Point Which Made Our Relationship Strained, But It Happened When We Both Already Were Rather Adults.
A Bit More Context To Make It Less Ambiguous: He Lost His Lusus At The Very Young Age, So I Picked Him Up. I Knew Why And What Happened To His Lusus, Was Not Happy About That, But I Thought It's Better Not To Tell The Details To Him For Some Time. And Sweeps Later He Found Out About It By Himself While Working In Archives Part Of My Corp Oh Well.
⚇ why the fuck am i like this dawg ⚇