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everyones disclosing their heights and DAMN trolls r TALL AF i thought i was doin ok being 5 foot 7 but ig im a fuckin toddler compared to u guys
it makes my 5'11" ass feel better, that's for sure.
humans operate differently than trolls do theres different demands environmentally and evolutionarily that made each species the way they are anyways you can totally take their shins
8=l < Adding onto this 8=l < A housecat worries not the size of a tiger 8=l < He bares his claws just the same 8=l < Do not let the height of another diminish your own worth
oooo inch restin!!! i didnt kno u guys molted!!! im familiar w the funny lil chess guys but idk much about troll physiology tbh ig ill have to do some investigative journalism >:3
if it makes you feel any better we twins
thats ok we can b fun sized together!!!! maybe if we stack up in a trenchcoat we can be one (1) big ass troll tall
Also that horse is talking half out his Hephaest-ass. Trolls just do whatever makes the least sense whenever you ask them.
note to all lonely ppl: NEVER watch a sexy vampire movie alone i just watched queen of the damned and im mourning the lost of my sexy nonexistent vampire bf
First time I get to literally say your vamp bf is fake and gay. I feel exonerated by the Ancient Mages of the Websurf that came before me. Next time you imagine your manpire, I'll even get to say pics or it didn't happen.
i plead not guilty to the embarrassing myself charges by reason of sexy jagermeister bottle however i will take full accountability for blasting pocketful of sunshine at full volume because its a BOP and im RIGHT!!!! #alcohol #nsfw
c< yOure sO real 4 tHat, i caNt eveN Hate >c
IVE FOTTA POCKET GOTA POCKETF UL OF SUNSHINE O GOT A LUV AND I KNOW THAT IS ALL MINE OHHH oh WHOAAA TAKE ME AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY #alcohol #lyricposting
boi if u dont shut off that shitty 2000s radio
hte jagermeistere won she was 2 sexy sh called 2 me im sry in dnvanece im dancin in my room 2 natasha bedingfeild #alcohol #nsfw
FLEE TEH RAIN ON YUOR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT 4 U ONLY U CN LET IT INNNNNN #alcohol
the unspoken sexual tension between me and this half empty bottle of jagermeister sitting on my desk needs to be studied #substances #alcohol #yearning #nsfw
shes a dark seductress goading me 2 flirt w liver failure........ id b a yearner elsewhere but all the yearnees r taken >:(
everything went to shit after the guy from the twisted tea video died i miss u king
ok but twizted t is so good that like if they got on chittr n they was like "srry guys bad newz, we gotta untwist da t" im still a customer ngl
i never thought of myself as a horse girl but considering all the horse content on here i may need to reconsider
Many say they won't succumb to the horse hyperfixation, not many succeed
i might be a loser and i might have spent copious amounts of money on gacha games while fkd up on tequila last night but at LEAST i dont use my epic hacker powers to crash the stock market u guys r safe...4 now >:3c #alcohol
I don't t)(ink you're a loser! 38( you s)(ouldn't be so mean to yours)(ell-f just based on w)(at otter people say.
u are so nice n sweet but im not bein mean to myself when i say that i prommy im a proud loser!!! losers rise up!!!!
dawwwwww ur too kind i didnt feel like a winner after losin the 5050 BUT at least the little gay ppl in my computer think i am!!! i appreciate yall
dont u love when cats fall asleep so much that they flop over onto their backs and put their lil paws in a weird position and their lil tongue pokes out bc theyre so relaxed... im in heaven but i can never move again
OOC MUSE INFO: - CONTENT WARNINGS: alcoholism, discussion of gender identity, and potentially self-destructive behavior - male roxy!! goes by rory, ro-lal, roxy, whatever. he/him pronouns, trans man - doomed timeline, VERY dead, chillin in the dreambubbles - lonely??? pshhh no he's not lonely at all what are you talking about!!! OOC MUN INFO: - count, he/him - dms are open! - shippy stuff ok with permission, but if you are weird about him being trans you will face my wrath. transphobia or fetishization will not be tolerated. - be nice to me or else
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