♦ pitied by @morbidlyAianthous
｢kkghhhh... _(´ཀ`」 ∠) _ ai-chan keeps floating to the top of megane-san's suraimu...｣ ｢kekeke, you can't escape your kamikoi, ai-chan! (*´∇｀)ﾉ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING, THIS POST CONTAINS #NSFW CONTENT! DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) suraimu means... slime!! ＼(^_^)／ cupe slime, of course! (*^-^*) a kamikoi is a dtuber's number one fan, which megane is! obviously... (*￣ー￣) keh. you can't beat him.]
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ o𝒽 gr𝑒at bitc𝒽ing 𝒽𝑒av𝑒n𝓈 a dir𝑒 𝑒m𝑒rg𝑒ncy 𝒽a𝓈 m𝑒 utt𝑒rly buckl𝑒d into my 𝓈𝑒wing 𝓈tool 𝒽old my call𝓈 ┈ ┈ ┈
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ my only qualm wit𝒽 my boutiqu𝑒 i𝓈 t𝒽at it trav𝑒l𝓈 w𝒽𝑒n it want𝓈 to w𝒽𝑒r𝑒 it want𝓈 to y𝑒𝓈 t𝒽𝑒 bitc𝒽 of a t𝒽ing will 𝒽ik𝑒 it𝓈 𝓈pindly fuck𝑒d up l𝑒g𝓈 and b𝑒gin it𝓈 galump𝒽ing wit𝒽 no con𝓈id𝑒ration for any w𝒽ow𝒽at t𝒽at mig𝒽t b𝑒 in t𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒽op w𝒽ic𝒽 r𝑒𝓈ult𝓈 in t𝒽𝑒 unfortunat𝑒 r𝑒location of cu𝓈tom𝑒r𝓈 oft𝑒n tim𝑒𝓈 but t𝒽𝑒 m𝑒rc𝒽andi𝓈𝑒 availibl𝑒 for purc𝒽a𝓈𝑒 mak𝑒𝓈 t𝒽𝑒 inconv𝑒ni𝑒nc𝑒 wort𝒽w𝒽il𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
Ƹ 🌂 > SILENCE YOU INSOLENT CREATURE I HAVE NO NEED FOR YOUR WORTHLESS ASSISTANCE FOR YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BLASPHEMOUS MORTAL Ʒ
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ UM....! WH୨TS THIS ୨BOUT....! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ ୨HH..! MY DEEPEST ୨POLOGIES MY KING...! THE PRINCESS JUST DOESNT KNOW IF SHE IS ୨LLOWED TO ୨CCEPT SUCH COMPLIMENTS!!!! ୨FTER ୨LL SHE IS ENG୨GED... TO THE MOST M୨LEVOLENT PRINCE!!!! ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
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⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ PLE୨SE I ୨M NO MORE TH୨N ୨ HUMBLE M୨RE..! ₍⑅ᐢ≧^≦ᐢ₎ ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
.·°՞(ᗒ□ᗕ)՞°·. .·°՞(ᗒ□ᗕ)՞°·. .·°՞(ᗒ□ᗕ)՞°·. (¬_¬)
(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)(¬_¬)!!!
you look like the kind of person to say "ooh la la" unironically