

Muscle Man
@muscleMan
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOO

ALSO HOW COME THE GUY WHO LOOKS AT ME HAS THAT SUPER DOPE BADGE AND I HAVE A BEETLE?!?!?!

ALRIGHT WHOS THE WISE GUY @parkMuscle WHO THE HECK ARE YOU BRO?!?! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME BRO?!?!?! NYEHENEHEUENYEEHNYEEEEHNYEEEH

@imJunior Hey bro. You got a badge that shows how awesome I am?

Mordecai and Rigby are a buncha dumbies!!! They were toasting a bagle and stuff, but summoned a bagel demon from the cream cheese dimension!!! Dang nerds, its why you ALWAYS toast a bagel with the cut-side UP.

STAAAARLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE ME BACK PLEASE I CAN CHAAAANGE BABE!!

STAAAAARRRRRLLLAAAAAAA!!!!

You know who else yearns for hands?

You know who else plays among us?? MY MOM

My mouth tastes like freaking plastic what the H???

Throwing bags of garbage and letting fives hit it with a baseball bat is the most fun a guy can have on a hot summer day

Now im sleeping on the floor, but all this stupid freaking glass keeps jabbing me in my back!! I can't even punch it cause it just cuts my hand!!!

NYEEHENGNYEHENHGHNEYEGNEHEYEGNHEYGFRHEYEYEEYEEYEYENNHEYE

STUPID BED!! I THREW IT OUT MY WINDOW AND NOW THERES GLASS ALL OVER AND I CANT EVEN SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!!!! WHAT THE HECK MAN?!?! THIS IS A BUNCH OF BULLSTUFFS AND I AIN'T EVEN GONNA MENTION THE WAY THE TRAILER IS TRASHED NOW!! GOD!!!

Guh!! I can't even sleep!!! What the hecks the point of having a bed if I can't even sleep?!?!?!?!

Hucking hunks of meat at the wall of the snack shack is a great way to pass the time

Guh!! I hate doing dumb chores around the park! At least Benson is bro, he bought me cheezers for lunch cause me and fives got rid of that raccoon living in the bathrooms.

I found a beat up car and I got it to run! Who wants to drive it into the ditch with me and fives?

Sup ladies, guess who just got a free plate of wings from wing kingdom?

Guuhhhh those nachos ain't sitting well dudes....











