Kris
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And in the end, the true end... In the true end, it will all have amounted to nothing. The fate of all is shared.
In my dreams, the world in the palm of my hand. In my nightmares, the world to dust in my hand.
How do you know if you're happy?
I wonder if my sister's dead, actually. #dashwatching
People you love will turn their backs on you. You'll lose your hair, your teeth Your knife will fall out of its sheath But you still don't like to leave before the end of the movie. #lyricsposting
I hope you have a good night, social media website acquaintances.
It will be a night. Thank you. Little Kris... it feels like it should be insulting but is endearing?
c< yOu sHOuld rest, but, if yOu Need sOMeONe 2 cHat witH, My dMs are Here 4 ya, alrigHt? >c
Oh, whoops. Dangerously close to expressing a single human emotion. Time to put down my phone now.
I like the quiet. I like the solitude. It is best this way.
Tell me something nice that happened to you today?
c< Yararara its liKe.... gOt a really gOOd beat 2 it, tHats liKe MarcHiNg aNd i just really liKe tHat! Heres tHe sONg, if yOu waNNa listeN 2 it >c
[ >MOST WONDROUS, IS IT NOT? AKRAVI CASTENAME, LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD AT THY SERVICE_ ]
[ >PLENTY, MY WASTE BARREL-CLAD FRIEND. I BE QUITE FOND OF SPELLS OF DESTRUCTION, WHETHER THAT BE CHAIN LIGHTNING, FIREBALL, OR THE CLASSIC MAGIC MISSILE. TIS MOST ENJOYABLE FOR ME TO WITNESS THE BEAUTY OF IT ALL, THE EXPLOSIONS, THE WAY EACH SPELL MAY INTERTWINE WITHIN ONE ANOTHER. AND SINCE I AM A SMART, LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD, I ONLY BLOW UP MY OWN STUFF :::}_ ]
Oh fuck I think I got it! (A short video of Kris, standing on a dirt road. The shot is wide angle, and shows him flashstepping from the left of the frame to the right, maybe about 50 meters in an instant? But he appears in a skid rather than a sudden stop.)
Oh fuck am I gonna get beasts thrown at me?
You know. I probably should be more skeptical about it being aliens website but honestly why the fuck not?
Right, yes. This was explained to me that I'm technically the alien and I recognize that. Sorry. Extraplanetary beings relative to me.
Uh... I guess it's a common name, maybe? I haven't seen anyone else with it, but there was that someone with my usual screen name? Idk what to say about my deal. I was just fucking around on my phone and stumbled across this site, and I figured it might be fun to try a social media for once?
eelmao don't worry boat it. there's already so much shit to keep track of with timelines, i ain't gonna hold it against someguppy for having a hard time with species.
| Know Repeat Names Ex|st, But | Can't Help But Get The Feel|ng More |s At Play. |f | Hammered Down A Few Beasts Upon You, Would You Slay Them W|th The Same Ease As The Other Presumably Could, Or Would You Show Yourself To Be The |nfer|or? Cur|ous. | Th|nk | W|ll Keep A Closer Eye On You. Hopefully You Have Potent|al As A Duel|st.
It depends what kind of beast. I could probably take like. One bear in a fight?
Well Obv|ously | Would Send A Dragon. |t Would Be A Flapstract|on So Techn|cally Shape |s Somewhat |rrelevant, But | Bel|eve |n The Power Of Presentat|on.
I don't know if I could take a dragon in a fight. Are we like at my place or in an open field or what?
You Are Surpr|s|ngly Deta|l Or|ented Ask|ng Follow Up Quest|ons. But To Answer Sa|d Query, The Po|nt |s To Test You To See |f F|ght|ng You Properly |s Worth My T|me. So You Can Feel Free To Prepare Whatever Venue And Weaponry You L|ke.
Okay. I might be able to fight a dragon at home. But I would be upset if it blew my stuff up.
|f Someth|ng |s Blown Up Because You D|dn't You W|n Qu|ckly Enough, Thats A Sk|ll |ssue On Your Part.
That's a few times now... I think there must be a filter or something that means I can't see that word?
...I guess I just wanna get out of the house sometimes. Like I go out and drive and walk and hunt and swim and climb and stuff, but. I want to see people, I think.
I did. A sad one. One I scarcely know what to do with. What keeps you so lonely, Kris?
There's no one around. It is at least an 8 hour drive to my nearest "neighbour", and in the winter it becomes more or less impossible.
Still alive, though this... shall we call it "gift" of a living situation was their way of not having to see or deal with me, I think.
..Well, I’m always around if you’re looking for company, Kris. It’s not much digital style, but you know.
This social media thing is alright. Not as fun as "walk in a straight line for several hours, then turn around and walk back", though.
Okay. I have figured out three of the suit symbols and their meanings, I think. Kind of. But what is ♣️???
| mAen thAts k|nddA whAt |vee been uss|n |t As | l|ek to tt|hnk |ts l|ek ju|st lett|n the prerson know u reAd And sAw thAt ch|tt And ur wAA|ttng fro A development or mmAyb |t s l|ek too nuAncd :)
said dismissively: "go eat a biscuit."
ok let's say. theoretically. I wanted to attend a thing in like. space or whatever? how would I do that?
There's some folks that can like, do some cross-universe bullshit and probably get you somewhere.
Okay. If I see a cool event and want to go I will just hitch a ride I guess.
Yeah just make a post sayin' you'd like to go and I'm sure someone can figure somethin' out, bud
I wanna ride motorcycles? why.
<- i think its b3caus3 motorcycl3s ar3 aw3som3 and you f33l th3 n33d to b3 aw3som3 so you want to try surround yours3lf with things you d33m aw3som3 th3r3for you can b3com3 aw3som3. works lik3 a charm!!! ->