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Krises on Infinite Earths

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The way it fights alongside me... The way it pulls me out of mortal danger. I haven't had... company. Companionship? ...this is nice.

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what the fuck did I just say I'm going to shut up forever now.

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what if I started saying shit like "this vessel is insufficient for my purposes" while striving for apotheosis?

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★ bit wordy I think. "This vessel is imperfect" flows better in my opinion.

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I got no complaints about your vessel

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Well of course not. It's not one's pl★ce to comment on ★nother's vessel.

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nobody tell Blade since it isn't online right now but Blade is hot

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Hmmm…

oh fuck

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Heeheeheehee!

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I'm not dead. Blade and I got jumped by a big fish lady and we fought her for like a day, and then we had a big space battle.

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I lived, bitches. (An image of Kris, with several trident punctures and torn up godtier robes, giving the thumbs up over a giant fuchsia troll corpse. @singularityManifested is standing, arms crossed and side to the camera, aura farming.) #violence

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(A brief, about 8 second video. The perspective seems to be a phone camera pointed at the sky. A massive ship with a trident symbol along the bottom is visible in a night sky. Rapid bursts of energy score across the underside, and several times the sound of glass breaking is audible. The shot goes dead as the phone is blasted by some fucking rainbow psionic energy.)

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myProfile is OFFLINE! Reason: ORBITAL STRIKE

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@singularityManifested we should. probably. uh. meet up. there's. a really big ship here.

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Hm? Does it h★ve some sort of insigni★ on it?

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[CHECKPOINT LOADED]

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Dude we got SO fucking lost

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Kris, where the hell ★re we?

Very good question. Some sort of space station (at the end of the universe)?

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Wh★t h★ppens if we go further you think?

...different universe, maybe?

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Ne★t.

Anyways. I was having fun on Alternia, so let's go back

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Ye★h ★lright, I need to go grocery shopping before we properly le★ve ★nyw★ys.

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[CHECKPOINT SAVED]

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What's a Fight Night? Like I understand the general concept, but. I wanna go. Is it open invite?

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Sick. @singularityManifested you wanna go to a fight night?

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You think it's worth going?

I mean, probably. If just for the snacks.

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Sure, why not. We setting off then?

Yeah, but I wanna try something before we do

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★lright ye★h, your ship, your destin★tion, your schedule.

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It can be our ship if you want to call it that

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Seems ★ bit presumptuous is ★ll, by ★ll ★ccounts you didn't h★ve to pick me up.

Okay, but I did and you even have your own room now. Our ship.

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Very well, our ship.

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Update: the drone was like. A drone strike. That cafe got fucked up. I'm okay. I beat up a clown and took his phone. #violence

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Wh4t c4fe w45 1t?

Ba§ed. ™

"The Bean Stops Here". It was a nice little hole in the wall I found while Blade and I were wandering around Killadelphia.

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Y0u 60t t0 8e k1dd1n6 me! 1 went there w1th my 1u5u5 411 the t1me!

Well, there will probably be a GoFundMeOrElse for it soon enough.

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myProfile is OFFLINE! Reason: phone destroyed by explosion

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well that’2 not good.

Eh he'll be fine.

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What does it mean if the guy at the coffee shop said he was "calling the drones" on the "alien invader"

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are you the aliien iinvader?

57ay 57ill.

Hm, this might esc★l★te.

Oh. Yeah. Fuck.

I don't think this is a good idea.

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you 2hould probably run.

...we should probably not be in the coffee shop then.

the7're gonna tr7 and kill 7ou

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Eh, they're the ones th★t c★lled the drones. On them if this pl★ce gets wrecked.

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@singularityManifested STOP FUCKING USING YOUR SPACE POWERS TO TOP DECK YOUR COMBO STARTERS

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It's c★lled the he★rt of the c★rds ★sshole.

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...fuck. also. I guess the Pharaoh did literally have Destiny Draw.

Also you wanna go get a burger?

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Ye★h I do ★ctu★lly. You're p★ying bec★use you lost though.

Okay. Troll Wendy's or you wanna go to like a sit down place?

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Let's go sit down somewhere, been too long since I've h★d non-junk food.

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Besides some weird looks and also that guy who tried to hit me with a giant club, Alternia has been pretty fun so far. Pretty as hell here.

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You c★n just kill clowns on sight if you w★nt to by the w★y. Th★t's my policy.

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Oh, bet. I'll keep that in mind.

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...was that an earthquake?

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It'd be ★n ★lterni★qu★ke first off, ★nd no th★t w★s something else I think.

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Oh, yeah. Sorry, still getting used to that.

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ah I see no one told you. another version of yourself killed an evil Lord of Time and it seems to have sent a shockwave through reality.

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Blade is scary. But like a cool kind of scary.

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