♦ pitied by @navigatingPolaris

Another long ass day at 7-11 cleaning up troll cocaine out of the bathroom and keeping people from drinking directly out of the soda fountain. Why would you WANT to do that? It's gnarly as hell until we can clean the nozzles at the end of the day. #sevenelevenposting

| got s|ck At 7/11 so they let me sleep for the rest of my sh|ft |n the breAk room yAAAAy yAAAy yAAy | prom|see | wont come to wrok hungover AgA|n

who cares they're worthless memories

Princess Bubblegum actually more probably.

Also Princess Bubblegum actually.

I relate very heavily to Marceline from the show adventure time.

At 7/11 today somebody proceeded to look me in the eyes, knock an entire row of snacks off the shelf, tell me the store was a mess, and then walk out without purchasing anything. What was that. Why. Why did they do that. #sevenelevenposting #workposting

i g0t hit by a semi 0n my way h0me last night

'Have beenStand'ng here|n th'sBas'cally emptySeven elevenFor thePast twoHours. #sevenElevenpost|ng

Guy came in here, but 10 boner pills, and popped half of them in front of me right after paying. Then he left. I don't know if this was some kinda power move or what but I'm a little worried I'm gonna find him dead in our parking lot on my break. #sevenelevenposting #nsfw ? i guess