

Ehnkay Wrohme
@neoventalKromist
low power goldblood whos probAbly gonna get their brAins smAshed in by A highblood one dAy
getting hooked up to A bAttery rn for the condence its been reAl yAll ActuAlly no it hAsn't you're All fAke
ok you know whAt someone hAs to sAy it but shArk tAle is A fucking cinemAtic mAsterpiece the trolls who sAy otherwise Are succumbing to highblood propAgAndA
wAlking up to mAtesprit islAnd And immediAtely get culled
do you guys remember the diAry of A wimpy troll moVies those were fucking Awesome
so AppArently my neighbor's A mutAnt??? probAbly gonnA get them culled becAuse of this chitt but in my defence they keep steAling All my grubjuice like dude thAt is PREMIUM juice lAy your mits off

ooc post but what homestuck character got you like "they would not do that shit they would not say that shit" when you see them written in fanworks
my Ancestor wAs lowkey A bum bros nAme wAs "The Chuddler" And i don't wAnt to go Any further thAn knowing thAt fAct
regulAr show is funny but kind of unreAlistic like cmon A blueblooded Anthropomorphic wingbeAst hAnging out with A bronzeblooded Anthropomorphic trAshbeAst? preposterous
do Aliens cAll spAce jAm regulAr jAm becAuse they're in spAce @eVerysinglehumAn confirm
updAte on purpleblood situAtion i Am now hiding in troll lAs VegAs pretty sure the guy chAsing me got distrActed And is rolling slots with indigos rn
OKAY SO UM WARNING I DO NOT RECCOMEND STEALING SOPOR SLIME FROM A PURPLEBLOOD HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION HELP HELP HE
eVeryone i know AlwAys dogs on me for my typing quirk like okAy sorry i'm not using 37 different combos of obscure troll greek letters replAcing eVerything i sAy














