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D☘︎N'T KN☘︎W H☘︎W T☘︎ PLAY PIAN☘︎ BUT ☘︎KAY!!!
anyway. no one's do1ng sh1t l1ke me, just won a 30 caegar n1ntremble ds l1te on ebay
Fuck it everybody get naked LLet's see who pussy the best, Squeak.
Jesus Christ. Who left the garden unattended while I was gone? No AFW on Earth could stock enough armchairs to seat all these Lalondes.
There is a rather bountiful grove, I see.
I am physically incapable of feeling fear, as I had my fear bladder removed long ago~! #Brave
gruuhhwooorm haaanged aaat gaaallooows fooor taaax fraaaud #viooolence(¬ºཀ°)¬
☆just got fuKKin paid in gold and gems for a glorified sKuirt gun yah boy is buying some top shelf shit tonight☆
☼ We're doing quizzes? ☼ ☼ #NSFW ☼ ☼ https://cdn|imgchest|com/files/d83a5ad14e47|png ☼ ☼ Silly, I know| ☼
♡> talking to my hisscord mods like ♡> 'dont worry chitin daddylusus is here' ♡> then banning them lol ♡> #suggestive?
𓂃𓊝𓂃 D0n't cry. I think 0f y0u f0ndly always. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 It has been a while since I last p0sted. I have been stuck at sea. 𓆝
*Throws a rose to the troll reading this~.* #CrowdWork #Applausebaiting
GOOD DUSK CHITTR NATIONNNNNN
⧃ Maybe tomorrow.
Very good, Madam.
(֊⎚-⎚) Rumor Has It @robinhoodcat May Or May Not Be A Chilly Chaser, Despite The Fact He Claims To Be Anti-empire.. #hypocrisy #rumorleech
REALLY? I MEAN C'MON, REALLY?? THIS TREND IS EVEN MORE DESPERATE *AND* DEPRESSING THAN WHEN EVERYONE WAS POSTING DATING RESUMES
A tempting offer, but I'm going to have to decline for now~.
-_-_-_ i see m🔍︎stly y🔍︎ung and pretty pe🔍︎ple 🔍︎n here, s🔍︎ I h🔍︎pe that I d🔍︎n't b🔍︎ther any🔍︎ne p🔍︎sting my 🔍︎wn picture -_-_-🔎❗
finally getting to sleep...what a night. shock and awe all over. i'm... i'm tired but happy! <3
[spoiler]no one gets it or is even a little normal about it not like me im literally normal and i never hurt anybody[/spoiler]
noxgaz reached 200k zubzcr:berz on grubtube. maybe we w:ll ztream zometh:ng fun and exc:t:ng zoon.
｢keh... (o≧▽≦)ﾉ ODOROKI!!! kekeke!!! (〃´ω`〃) bet kyu didn't guess it was megane-san at the outglut masquarade!!! (ノ∀≦。)ノ hai~! kehhh~ ohhh, megane was sneaky! (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: odoroki means surprise! hai means yesu! ⊂(^(工)^)⊃]
My hungry ass could never participate in shibari.
gruuhhwhaaat if I staaarted saaayinghk thaaats the tits brooo thaaats toootaaally tits like big ooones thaaats soooooooooooo tittts dude #suggestive(¬ºཀ°)¬
If I Verbally Bow And " Wiggle " At You Much Like A Barkbeast Inviting One To Play And You Turn Your Sniffnub Away At Me In Return, Consider Me Your Enemy From Then On.
⧃ A friend of mine suggested I try a dating application recently. I assume this is where most trolls download those, realize they are terrible, and then delete them. I'll save myself the time and never download any to begin with.
♡> some day i'm going to be the star subject of a summoner's salt slewtube documentary.
⧃ Good gravy. Curate your dashboard experience, all.
SHSHSHSHSHSHSSHSHSH SHUSH Y☘︎U!!!! [ SUPER DUPER /LH ]
🥬 if he doesnt share fries he deserves to dies #WORDSOFWIZZDOM #LOLOLOLOL
You Verbally Kick A Troll And They Act As If You Have Killed Their Lusus. Where Has All Of The Fight In You Gone? You Are Just Going To Allow Me To Speak To You That Way? Pathetic.
YOU THINK YOU CAN OUT DRINK A BEFORISH LAD???? YOU’RE OFF YOUR KNOB MATE. x
gruuhhwhaaat issss the chaaahge. eaaatinghk aaa meaaal aaa succulent boooy braaained meaaal. laaadies aaand gents this is demooocrrrraaaaaacy. maaanifest i wooo-- GETTTTT YooouuR HaaaNDS oooFF MY BE-NIS #epicquoooteooofthedaaay #servinghkituptwistaaaswaaay #baaap(¬ºཀ°)¬
im flaccid, so im back. vwassup?
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ t𝒽𝑒y w𝑒r𝑒 not 𝑒v𝑒n cut𝑒 tog𝑒t𝒽𝑒r i𝓈 t𝒽𝑒 t𝒽ing ┈ ┈ ┈
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ t𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒽op 𝒽at𝒽 𝓈till𝑒d long 𝑒noug𝒽 for n𝑒w commi𝓈𝓈ion𝑒r𝓈 to roll t𝒽roug𝒽 alway𝓈 a tr𝑒at but could t𝒽ou imagin𝑒 min𝑒 a𝓈toni𝓈𝒽m𝑒nt during a m𝑒a𝓈uring w𝒽𝑒n i 𝒽at𝒽 di𝓈cov𝑒r𝑒d t𝒽𝑒 cli𝑒nt w𝑒aring two diff𝑒r𝑒nt patt𝑒rn𝑒d 𝓈ock𝓈 😭 a matc𝒽ing 𝓈𝑒t will b𝑒 on t𝒽𝑒 𝒽iv𝑒 im afraid ┈ ┈ ┈
soooo cuteness.
/\aWesome }:) hey i got a coupLe pans Worth a steaming corn if u Wanna join my cob eatin contest/\
𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 the jumpbeAst i cAptured will hereby be nAmed the duke of ire, And he will remAin rotund And Angry
⧃ Trying to aim and shoot at these enemies is impossible. Am I supposed to have had twenty sweeps of experience playing games where you shoot to play this.
/\can u nab me up a mccLuckbeast }:) i repay ya/\
⊹ P⟡werm⟡ve!!! ⊹
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𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 ooc introductory post for AgAmii ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 click the reveAl button for his whole story :>
⧃ And I will fix my coffee machine while I'm at it.
> when you at th12 badd1e'2 h1ve and 2he mak1ng 2tra1ght no12e pollut1on on her hu2ktop but you havent gotten play 21nce her 1mper1lou2 con2ternat1on ro2e to power 2o you gotta deal w1th 1t #2ugge2t1ve <
>-8==— haha... i managed to get those stains out...
When You Are Pretty, You Are Allowed To Be Mean. In Fact, You Will Be / Asked / To Be Mean Quite Frequently.
logginnon 2 say i got tht dawg in me and tht dawg is havin bush n a happy trail hell yaaaaaaaa boyyyyyy #nsfw #idkman #insert911jokeabtmybush
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 real a's fuckkkkkkk ^^^^^^^^^^
/><>In my h0nezt 0pini0n, when pe0ple zay "eat the rich" it perz0nally 0ffendz me they d0nt mean it in a literal zenze. Theyre fizh f0r fuckz zake, grab a fizhing r0d and letz munch 0n z0me zeadwellerz.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 D0 n0t c0ncern y0urself with insignificant things like quadrants. 0nly y0u can lead a fruitful life, it isn't a quadrant that will change that. Live f0r y0u. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Hell0. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 G0t ∿yself a c0ld beer, I'∿ s∿0king, listening t0 ∿y tapes 0n ∿y p0rch. Perfect night, I'd say. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Fish fact 0f the night. 𓆝
computer pull up pictures of fat sweat soaked jiggly ass milfy buttocks please computer enlarge and enhance computer pull up even more pictures of fat sweat soaked jiggly ass milfy buttocks please keep pulling them up until i say when
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 bites you WITHOUT consent as you scroll by ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 watchin the pretty colours of your blood gush forth like the beauty of a mf waterfall ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 all while im high off my a''ss on these clown drugs ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌuა๋࣭⭑ 💬 shits boutta get a dawg talkin bout miracles and shit ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 moan for me when i lick the blood up mmk ^^^^^^^^^^
𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙃𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 . . is now out on all music streaming platforms!!! all pre-orders come with a signed vinyl. an R&B-funk hybrid, Your Personal Hotline is dedicated to the girls, guys, theys that sit by the phone, anxious to hear from their darling. :) i want to thank @groovyKosmonaut for chipping in; this song wouldn't be nearly as yummy without the bassline!!!! enjoy!! <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed471acf933e.png #suggestive #camiart
the one that I know ?? yeas I like him ૮ ˆﻌˆ ა
"My Lord"? Well here's hoping he's like William Russell GRAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
⧃ Alright. I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
bACK WHEN i LIVED, oN aLTERNIA, aND BEFORE THE GAME, i PRETTY MUCH HAD TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, aLONG WITH tINKERBULL, oF COURSE, bUT WHILE HE COULD BROWSE THE TREELINES AND, cOLLECT NECTAR AND POLLEN FOR HIS VARIOUS, bULL-FLUIDS, i WAS LESS ABLE TO SO EASILY, lIVE OFF THE LAND, eSPECIALLY AFTER, mY ACCIDENT, wHICH MADE MAINTAINING, mY LITTLE FUNGUS GARDEN, mUCH MORE D1FFICULT, eVEN WITH HIS HELP, aND THE ADVICE OF MY DEAR FR1END, kANAYA, yOU CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH WHEN, yOU CAN'T REALLY GET DOWN AND, dIG AROUND IN THE DIRT AND MUCK, wITHOUT DRAGGING YOUR WHOLE BODY AROUND, tHIS MADE, tHE LOCAL HARMER'S MARKET, vERY USEFUL AS A RESOURCE, tO ME SINCE, fORAGING WAS A DANGEROUS AND, oFTEN UNREWARDING TASK, oN aLTERNIA, aND HUNTING WAS NOT REALLY SOMETHING, i COULD DO, wITH MY SPECIF1C D1ETARY, rESTRICTIONS, aS, i AM WHAT HUMANS WOULD REFER TO AS, a VEGAN, wITH MY ANIMAL COMMUN1ON POWERS, iT JUST FEELS, wEIRD, aND KIND OF GROSS, tO EAT STUFF THAT COMES FROM ANIMALS, eVEN IF i COULD TAKE CARE OF THEM, aND WORK OUT SOME DEAL, iT WOULD JUST BE,,, i DON'T KNOW, iCKY SEEMING, pERHAPS i AM JUST BEING, a BIT SQUEAMISH, bUT WHAT i AM GETTING AT IS, tHE HARMER'S MARKET, iS BASICALLY THE BEST PLACE EVER, tO GET VEGG1ES, aND FUNGAL GROWTHS, wITH ONLY, a NOM1NAL AMOUNT OF BIOCHEMICAL TAMPERING AND, pESTICIDE CONTENT, i OFTEN LOOK BACK, aND THINK ABOUT THOSE N1GHTS, tHE SORT OF COMMUNITY THAT FORMED THERE, wHERE, eVERYONE HAD EACH OTHER'S BACK, iF ONLY BECAUSE, iT MEANT THEIR OWN BACK, wAS HAD, sO IT WAS A SURPR1SINGLY SAFE SPOT BECAUSE, eVERYONE SORT OF HAD, a MUTUAL AND UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT, tO NOT ROB EACH OTHER, pHYSICALLY, aNYWAYS, aND EVEN HUSTLING OR, tHROWING METAPHORICAL WEIGHT AROUND WOULD, mAKE YOU UNPOPULAR, aND LESS LIKELY TO SELL ANYTHING, aS YOU WOULD BECOME OSTRACIZED, fROM THE MARKET, i OCCASIONALLY TRADED EXCESS FUNGUS i HAD, fOR WHATEVER CAUGHT MY GLOBES, aND EVEN MADE CRAFTS SOMETIMES, tO SELL, oR JUST G1VE AWAY, iF SOMEONE WAS, eSPECIALLY NICE ABOUT THEM, tHERE WAS ONE TROLL IN FACT, wHO WAS REALLY, rEALLY NICE ABOUT THEM, sHE WAS AN OLDER GIRL, mAYBE A SWEEP OR TWO OLDER, tHAN i WAS, aT THE TIME, aND SHE WOULD COMPLIMENT MY WORK, aND CALL ME A SWEETHEART, aND ALL SORTS OF EMBARASSING STUFF, lIKE THAT, aND SHE CALLED ME CUTE, eVEN WHEN i LAUGHED IT OFF AND SAID, i WAS NOT AT ALL CUTE, aND WAS IN FACT, a COOL AND TOUGH GUY, aND IT SORT OF MAKES ME WONDER, hOW OBVIOUS i WAS, eVEN WAY BACK THEN, bUT, i REMEMBER ONE NIGHT, tHE G1RL AT THE BOOTH ACROSS FROM ME, wAS GIVING ME A REAL STINK EYE, i THINK SHE FELT, i WAS DRAWING TOO MUCH ATTENTION, aWAY FROM HER FOUR-LEGGED PLANE, oR SOMETHING BUT, sHE STARTED, cALLING ME NAMES, oR THROWING TH1NGS AT ME, mOSTLY, gRUBHORNS (SHE WAS, a GRUBHORN, pICKLER AND GRUBSAUCE, sAUCER), aND THIS HAPPENED, oVER THE COURSE OF ABOUT A WIPE, gETTING MORE AND MORE, oVERT AND INTENSE, aND, i WAS JUST SORT OF, nOT AT ALL FOR IT BUT, wAS TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD DOWN, aND KEEP THE PEACE, bUT THEN, mY FRIEND, sHE SAW THIS AT SOME POINT, i GUESS, aND ONE NIGHT, sHE JUST SORT OF APPEARED, oUT OF NOWHERE, aND GRABBED THE GIRL BY ONE HORN AND, sLAMMED HER FACE DOWN AGAINST THE COUNTER TOP, a FEW T1MES, aND TOLD HER TO APOLOGIZE, aND THEN SHE DID, aND ME AND THAT G1RL ACTUALLY BECAME FRIENDS, aFTERWARDS, oR AT LEAST, aCQUAINTANCES, aND SHE SHARED WITH ME, sOME PO1NTERS, sPECIFICALLY, hER SPECIAL RECIPE FOR, vEGAN CHUNKY GRUBSAUCE, wHICH i HAVE ENJOYED OFTEN, aND WILL NOW, sHARE WITH YOU ALL, iNGREDIENTS: 4 SMALL IMPERIAL CULINARY VOLUME UNITS, oF FLOUR (MAY BE SUBSTITUTED WITH CORNSTARCH, fOR GLUTEN-SENSIT1VE, iNDIVIDUALS), ONE (1) FIST S1ZED, mUCKSHELF MUSHROOM, 3 IMPERIAL CULINARY VOLUME UNITS, tOTAL, oF GRUBSQUEEZINGS (AT LEAST TWO DIFFERENT, hUES) 1 ITTY BITTY IMPERIAL CULINARY VOLUME UN1T, oF FLAVORBEAST LEAV1NGS, sOD1UM CHLORIDE AND, sODIUM CHLORIDE-3, tO TASTE, 1) tHE FIRST THING, eVEN BEFORE YOU START IS, dECIDING ON YOUR GRUBSQUEEZINGS MIXTURE, wHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART, oF THE GRUBSAUCE, yOU CAN BUY MIXED GRUBSQUEEZ1NGS OR, sURPRISE PACKS IF YOU ARE ON A BUDGET, bUT, yOU WILL GET A BETTER, aND FRESHER, aND HEALTHIER MIXTURE, iF YOU BUY PURE FROM, yOUR LOCAL POACHERS, iNSTEAD OF PRE-MIXED FROM, a BIG BOX STORE, sO, hOW i HAVE HEARD IT SAID IS, rED WILL GET YOU, a GOOD METALLIC TASTE, yELLOW, iS SOUR AND BITTER BUT, wITH NOTES OF SWEETNESS AS IT GOES DOWN, gREEN 1S GOING TO BE ACIDIC, wITH IT BEING SHARPER AT OLIVE, aND, a BIT SOFTER, tOWARDS JADE, bLUE IS A MORE, aCQUIRED BITTER TASTE, sORT OF LIKE BEANJUICE, bUT ONLY CONCEPTUALLY, aND PURPLE STARTS TO GET TOWARDS, tHAT GOOD YUCKY PENNY, tASTE, aND IN BETWEEN THE COLORS 1S, iN BETWEEN, sO, wHAT YOU MIX, iS UP TO YOU AND, yOUR PERSONAL PREFERENCE, i REALLY ENJOY, a N1CE BRONZE-GOLD ALLOY, bUT, yOU HAVE TO GET A GOOD MIX, aS A SINGLE COLOR WILL REMA1N FLUID, aND RUNNY, bUT WHEN YOU M1X THEM, tHEY START TO COAGULATE, aND CLOT, aND CLUMP, aND YOU GET THOSE GOOD LUMPS, yOU'RE LOOKING FOR, i F1ND THAT THREE, iS THE MAGIC NUMBER, tHOUGH IT DEPENDS ON WHAT 1S AVAILABLE, cOOLER BLOOD IS, oF COURSE, rARER, aND MORE PRICY, aND ALSO, oLIVE NEEDS MORE HELP TO CLOT, eSPECIALLY, bUT ONCE YOU FIND, tHE PERFECT RATIO FOR YOU, iT IS, sO SO GOOD, aND SATISFYING, tO PULL OFF, aND EVEN MORE SATISFY1NG, tO GUESS WHAT GUESTS AND FRIENDS, mIGHT ENJOY, aND GETTING IT RIGHT, sO, mIX WHAT YOU HAVE TOGETHER, iN A BIG BOWL, mAKING SURE IT IS WELL AND TRULY MIXED, bUT DO NOT OVER-MIX, yOU NEED TO LET IT SET, yOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE OKAY TO STOP IF, wHEN YOU TILT THE BOWL AROUND, iT 1S STARTING TO LEAVE BLOODSTA1NS, iNSTEAD OF IMMEDIATELY REDISSOLVING, iNTO THE MIXTURE, tHEN YOU WANT TO SET THAT ASIDE, tO SET FURTHER, wHILE YOU DO THE REST, oF THE STUFF, 2) sO, yOU WILL NEED TO GET A NICE BIG PAN, tO HOLD THE FUNGUS OVER, tHIS IS WHAT WE ARE USING FOR, tHE BINDING AGENT, iNSTEAD OF ANIMAL FAT, bUT YOU HAVE TO BE, eSPECIALLY CAREFUL HERE, bASICALLY WHAT YOU DO IS, yOU HAVE TO MASSAGE UP THE STEM, uNTIL YOU FEEL, wHERE THERE IS LESS GIVE, iT SHOULD BE LIKE, a STONE FEELING, iNSIDE OF 1T, tHAT IS, tHE MUCKSAC, yOU WANT TO CRACK THE STEM OPEN (DO *NOT* CUT IT!) JUST BELOW THE SAC, aND CAREFULLY REMOVE 1T, wITH AS LITTLE DAMAGE, aS POSSIBLE, iF 1T BURSTS, yOU WILL NEED TO CLEAN UP THE MESS, aND PROBABLY CALL SOMEONE, bUT YOU CAN LET ANY MUCK, sPILL OUT, oNTO THE PAN, aND IN FACT SHOULD SQUEEZE OUT, wHAT'S LEFT, yOU CAN SET THE SAC ASIDE, aND LET 1T DRY, tHERE ARE MANY, cRAFTY USES FOR A DRIED MUCKSAC, wHICH i WILL NOT GET INTO HERE, 3) sTARTING FROM THE EDGE, cRUMBLE OFF PIECES OF THE MUCKSHELF'S, sHELF, iNTO SMALL CHUNKS, (DO ***NOT*** CUT!!!!!!!!), iNTO THE M1XTURE, aND START THE HEAT, tO BEGIN MELTING, tHE MUCK, 4) aT THIS POINT, yOU CAN STIR IN, tHE FLOUR OR STARCH, nICE AND SLOWLY, aS YOU BRING TO A BOIL, aND THEN AFTERWARDS, tHE M1XED GRUBSQUEEZINGS, sTEADILY, iT IS OKAY TO BREAK UP, tHE BIGGER CHUNKS, bUT i FIND IF YOU MAKE THE M1XTURE, tOO SMOOTH, iT LOSES SOME OF THAT GOOD TEXTURE, aND FLAVOR VARIAT1ON, iN THE PROFILE, 5) sLOWLY STIR, oVER A MEDIUM HEAT, uNTIL YOU GET THE DESIRED THICKNESS, tHEN AFTERWARDS, yOU CAN ADD YOUR SEASONINGS, aND WHATNOT, tHIS SHOULD TAKE ABOUT, eIGHT OR SO MINUTES, oR SO, aND VOILA! vEGAN, aND MAYBE EVEN GLUTEN-FREE, gRUBSAUCE, nICE AND CHUNKY, rEADY TO EAT, eITHER AS IS OR, aCCOMPANYING, aNOTHER DISH, pLEASE LET ME KNOW, wHAT YOU THINK, iF YOU TRY THIS, aND MAYBE EVEN SHARE, yOUR OWN RECIPES, bELOW! #cOOKING #tAVROScOOKINGaDVICE #gRUBSAUCE #yUM #ePICtAVROSmEALt1ME #tAVROStHURSDAY #aWESOME
⧃ I've changed my icon to the new portrait.
⧃ But thank you. That's flattering.
From the estate of Ms. Bandit: Mr. Grumnis (@robinhoodCat), It is with great affection that I write to you, my dearest friend. It has been far too long since our last correspondence, and I feel your absence in a manner most palpable. I must admit to you, however, that I write not only as a profession of love, but to seek your aid in a most pressing concern. You see, my friend, my buggie is once again in need of service, and I can think of no better mechanic to assist me. I hope this letter finds you well, and look forward to your response. Your faithful companion, Ms. Bandit (@nooseboundAcinonyx)
Very good, Madam. You will see your letter shortly.
In the words of a wise man: "Nobody wants to get better. They want to fuck and get worse." #nsfw
nothing says well adjusted like clean water from a previously dirty hole in the ground.
gruuhhive gooot 2 tickets tooo irrroooooooooooon maaaiden baaabey cooome wif me Fridaaay dooont saaay maaayyybe Im just aaa teenaaaaaaaaaaaage dirt baaag baaaby like yooouu 🫵 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh yeaaah dyyyiirtbaaaaaaaaaggg #lyricpooostinghk(¬ºཀ°)¬
𓂃𓊝𓂃 In case y0u ∿issed last night's strea∿, it ca∿e t0 an unsurprising quick end. After a c0uple h0urs I did ∿anage t0 track Hunnie. We ate part 0f the ga∿e I hunted and they answered questi0ns asked by all 0f y0u. Thank y0u f0r v0ting 0n the p0ll, and thank y0u f0r being y0urselves. Picture taken by Clipb0t. 𓆝
𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 there’s something reAlly speciAl About seeing A new member of your bug collection getting Along with Another :> #mybugs
got kicked out of maccies for vaping youre having a pisstake man
im not the type of guy thatll vwolunteer to use a condom (disposa8le pail sock for you trolls), 8ut i vwill use them! if a girl is infected vwith something ill wvrap it no question, wvouldnt wvant to catch anything nowv you might ask "Cronus, vwhy are you 8anging infected girls?" wvell honey, to quote the song; infected girls do it 8etter. 8ut im getting off track! last time i had a 8road on her 8ack in the 8ackseat of the nook8uggy i used a ru88er, i vwouldnt wvant to get any of my load into the leather seats. oh sure it wvashes out, 8ut the chance for a vwiolet stain in the 8ackseat might turn 8road avway from lifting their leg for me owver a driwve in movwie yknowv vwhat im saying? #eroticmemoir #NSFVW #sexcapades #imclean
gruuhhbaaabaaay its been raaaininghk aaall light sooo I'm gooonnaaa sooouup this beeyaaatch upppp(¬ºཀ°)¬
𓂃𓊝𓂃 TAKEN BY CLIPB0T. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 They are near. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 TAKEN BY CLIPB0T. 𓆝
Courtesy of: @robinhoodCat @nooseboundAcinonyx
It took me a bit to find but here's a picture of me on my private beach! I wanted to wear one of my cutest bikinis! 8) (A "thirst trap" as per request of @nooseboundAcinonyx ) #nsfw #thirsttrap #bikini https://file.garden/aMXr1JSiznek5PBb/Drawings/Illustration%2020260923%205.png
Right away, Madam.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Strea∿ is starting s00n, tune in 0n @n00seb0undAcin0nyX channel as I'll be tracking Hunnie d0wn while she tries t0 escape. D0n't f0rget t0 v0te 0n the p0ll bell0w and let us kn0w wh0 y0u're r00ting f0r. Bef0re the strea∿ ends, Hunnie will d0 a brief Q&A as we eat. H0pe y0u all enj0y t0lights strea∿ and thank y0u f0r being a f0ll0wer and supp0rter. :-) 𓆝
2p3aking of no nippl32
𓂃𓊝𓂃 I 0nly g0t 0ne. They d0n't need t0 see ∿y face. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 I d0n't have a night visi0n ca∿era, I h0pe it is visible en0ugh. 𓆝
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 oh fuck yes ^^^^^^^^^^
ok wa1t, th1s m1ght be 1nterest1ng
show me how you can tangle, handle, and wrangle them then hunn1e. 1ll watch your stream just to see how you measure up
/\hahahahaa Wuutt a cuntry rascaL Like me }:) WeLL thanks Lady/\
/\https://f2.toyhou.se/fiLe/f2-toyhou-se/images/128305593_WOzux6WbGKVRnia.png hooookayy for the reaL thise time as requested by best bud @nooseboundAcinonyx i took m shirt off just fer u }:) Lets go muddin again sometime/\
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Hive. I'll start p0sting ∿0re pictures, it's starting t0 bec0∿e a h0bby. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 I'll c0∿e 0ver. We need t0 talk ab0ut things. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Sh0t a big buck. Finally, a nice dinner. 𓆝
H3r3 you go. You h3ath3n2
666--> 1t h4s b33n 4 wh1l3 s1nc3 1 took som3 s3lf13s. You'r3 on.
You are GOJIRA SHOWAH. You are an OLIVEBLOOD with a perfectly ordinary and well-adjusted interest in KAIJU. This is a lie. There are trolls who enjoy monster movies. There are trolls who collect memorabilia. There are trolls who can explain, without consulting a reference grub, why the third installment ruined the characterization established by the second. And then there is you. You have dedicated a frankly unreasonable portion of your life to the scholarly appreciation of GIANT MONSTERS, MINIATURE CITIES, PRACTICAL EFFECTS, SUITMATION, ATOMIC BREATH, BUILDINGS CONSTRUCTED SPECIFICALLY TO BE DESTROYED, and the timeless dramatic principle that every problem can be improved by something enormous emerging from the ocean. Your handle is atomicGallivant, which you chose because it sounded COOL. It does. It's cooler than the reader's handle, that's for sure. Your interests have unfortunately begun to influence your lifestyle. Your hive is built in a decommissioned REACTOR FACILITY. You possess enough miniature buildings to reconstruct several metropolitan areas, provided those metropolitan areas are approximately knee-high and destined to be destroyed within the next twenty minutes. You spend a significant amount of your free time making DIORAMAS. You spend considerably less time admiring them. Most are constructed with the understanding that their eventual purpose is to be stepped on, smashed apart, melted, exploded, hurled across the room, or otherwise subjected to what you insist is ACCURATE CINEMATIC STAGING. You are large. Broad. Heavy. Difficult to move when you have decided that the space you are currently occupying belongs to you. Rough, scale-like patches cover parts of your skin, and your thick horns have accumulated enough chips from dueling to suggest that your skull has repeatedly been used as a blunt instrument. This assessment would be correct. Your lusus is a NUCLEAZARD. This has done absolutely nothing to discourage you. In fact, you have occasionally entertained the possibility that your relationship with kaiju is not merely one of admiration. Perhaps you are KAIJU KIN. Perhaps this explains things. It does not explain things. You also maintain a longstanding rivalry with KONGAR REILLA, a troll whose continued insistence that they will someday defeat you has crossed the boundary between irritating challenge and cherished tradition so many times that neither of you particularly remembers where it started. You would never call them your friend. Not while either of you is conscious. Your greatest aspiration is difficult to summarize. You would like to see every great monster movie ever produced. You would like to produce several yourself. You would like to fight something approximately your own size while an orchestra loses its fucking mind in the background. You would like cities to invest more heavily in disaster-resistant infrastructure. These goals are all equally important. For the record, you do NOT start fights. Fights simply demonstrate an extraordinary tendency to remain standing in places where you are trying to walk. What else are you supposed to do? You are GOJIRA SHOWAH. And somewhere, very far away, a civil defense siren has begun to sound.
nevw palmhusk, vwho dis? ;)
backreading some of your profiles. well. uhm. one of your profiles. and golly.
I AGRRREE! I L💥VE MY NUCLEAZARRRD!!!
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ¬ა 💬 well yeah thats to be e⚔︎pected lmfao theyre in the ocean all the time ^^^^^^^^^^
not my ciircu2, not my monkey2. (breathiing heaviily, clenchiing fii2t2 iin rage after beiing brutally monkeymogged by the riival ciircu2.)
♡> league players will call something “off meta” when what they mean is “i have never seen it before and this frightens me” :3 what's the matter bronzie, afraid you might like something?
there exii2t2 an anciient ea2t alterniian tradiitiion called "睡眠中", whiich con2ii2t2 of layiing down and recuperatiing when the body demand2 iit, tradiitiionally iin the day.
REGINALD. COULD YOU PLEASE SET A REMINDER IN 5 DAYS THAT I HAVE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MY CREATIVE TEAM FOR THE NEW MOVIE I'M CREATING.
how it feels being mutuals with seadwellers
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gruuhhsaaay peecooock aaand nooo ooone baaats aaan eye. saaay poooooopcooock........sooociety goooes wiiiild. (sooociettyyyyy) #joookermoooment(¬ºཀ°)¬
𓂃𓊝𓂃 I’∿ starting t0 s0und like a br0ken rec0rd, but it is always 0ne 0f the∿ at the scene 0f the cri∿e. H∿. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Hunnie keeps enc0uraging ∿e t0 p0st ∿0re pictures 0f ∿yself. Even if it’s a silly atte∿pt at trying t0 find ∿e “quad ∿ates”, I’ll indulge this 0nce. 𓆝
We're are going to fucking #violence #murder kill you
X GJD GNFIHRNDI GNISI GIM HIDING IN MY CL☘︎THING CL☘︎SET ☘︎F SHAME N☘︎W
I D☘︎N'T THINK THAT'D W☘︎RK AND ALS☘︎ I ALREDY GET FREE SHRIMP AFTER MY SHIFTS I D☘︎N'T NEED M☘︎RE!!!! AND ALS☘︎ HE's VERY CLASSY
JD FKNJFN HtNFRJ GNRTN NGDFN ☘︎SNF☘︎G dfDG DKS JGNRN GKRGNKQRNGNTG NDF NFGBJNBFC
I just accidently hate chitted my b☘︎ss, I need t☘︎ like, actually die!!
𓂃𓊝𓂃 N0 c0∿∿ent. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 A g00d sea dweller is a dead sea dweller. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Why in the w0rld is Hunnie getting "pers0nal ∿assager brand" sp0ns0r 0ffers? What is that creature d0ing in the lives when I'∿ n0t the 0ne ∿0derating the∿. I need t0 hire a new tea∿. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Pulling an all-lighter. S0 ∿uch w0rk. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Perhaps this wasn’t the best idea. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 TaXes are a sca∿. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Tr0ll J0hnny Cash is ∿y fav0rite artist 0f all ti∿e. D0n't think any0ne can replicate hi∿. 𓆝
banned from works eviLL artefact storage room because i keep making the haunted doLLLLs kiss
some a you dont wwash your ears and it showws wwith your rank ear takes
as much as i like my accordion and ska and polka there are really only two things that can bring me back down when i get like...manic i guess is the word idk im not a medicullar or whatever theres my one friends singing (shes seriously so fucking good its so beautiful hehe) and jazz only really started to love jazz when i got off of repiton but man im glad i found it with all that said!!! i need some fucking jazz right now
Hmmm. Smoothie.
i don’t speak alternian. but i can if you’d like. ;) #lyricposting
/\💪💪💪💪aLWays hahahg drop 25 Likes and hunniebunnieLL hose me doWn before muddin/\
⧃ Thank you, I think.
Casino upda7e. 7hey're making me do shi7 only 7he dis7ric7 manager would do. I'm no7 paid enough for 7his. You know, 7he whole reason I go7 shipped off 7o Colony XX5 was because 7hey 7hough7 I'd make a good official. Like, a 7hreshy, legislacera7or, some7hing. I was going 7o ge7 a full ride; 7he empire was going 7o pay for all 7ha7, righ7. And I was jus7 a wriggler, you know, I didn'7 know shi7 from fuck abou7 7ha7. I7's an assignmen7 7[🍋🍋🍋JACKPOT🍋🍋🍋]hing. You don'7 have a choice. I spen7 a lo7 of 7ime on 7he ship over 7o 7he colony, 7hinking I had every7hing figured ou7. Bad shi7 happened, bu7 i7 was wha7ever. Do you know how in7ers7ellar space 7ravel works? 7hey slingsho7 you by ge77ing caugh7 in 7he orbi7 of a supermassive black hole, and 7hen quickly exi7 7he orbi7 in 7he direc7ion of wherever 7hey need 7o go. 7ha7 li77le bi7 of 7ime spen7 nex7 7o 7he black hole causes enough 7ime diala7ion, combined wi7h 7he 7ime of 7ravel, 7o make a simple one sweep journey 7ransform in7o 7en sweeps, unbeknowns7 7o you. Combine 7ha7 wi7h 7he delays and 7rials and 7ribula7ions 7ha7 come wi7h a77emp7ing 7o es7ablish a colony, receiving messages sweeps la7e, docking and resupplying and preparing for 7he journey, 7aking i7 back, dealing wi7h wha7 li77le bereaucracy holds back 7he fligh7 of a ship buil7 7o wi7hs7and in7ers7ellar journeys, and you end up wi7h a nearly 7wo sweep delay. Much of i7 spen7 wai7ing for 7he necessary speed 7o be reached 7o launch 7owards your des7ina7ion. By 7he 7ime I go7 7o Colony XX5, 7he empire basically didn'7 ma77er. When I s7epped off, a whole flee7 of drones and 7hreshecu7ioners followed behind me. Any assignmen7 I had before was gone. I was on my own. How does one ge7 a job working a7 7he casino wi7h such high creden7ials? 7here are no creden7ials. S7upid fucking ques7ion. "Erm, did 7he casino consider your assignmen7 from an empire 7hey didn'7 care abou7?" Fuck off. #FML #ge7meou7 #help #helpme #free7hemis
http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/8khqgf.png iit2 all gone. (iignore how diirty my reflectiion panel ii2)
𓂃𓊝𓂃 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 "Play it again, J0hnny Guitar." 𓆝
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ a cinnamon roll c𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓈𝑒cak𝑒 my god i will 𝒽av𝑒 to dim min𝑒 lig𝒽t𝓈 and lock my door𝓈 for t𝒽i𝓈 ┈ ┈ ┈
Long time, no see, y'all! ::.) Time for a long-awaited epizode of #LottiezLezzonz: ANTZ! Firztly, I know it can be habit to call bugz and critterz "he", but actually, all the antz you see above ground are lady antz! That'z right, girlz are the onez keepin' the colony in tip-top shape and feedin' everybody! Az for the fellerz, uh... Let'z say they got their own place too with the Queen! ( ;´´-``) I know y'all are probably real sick a me pourin' on the grubzyrup for creepy crawliez ever since sayin' the Emprezz' military scientermagantz are studyin' dragonfliez. But some ant speciez can shut their trapz at speedz up to 145 mph, literally the faztezt predatory strike in the animal kingdom! And get thiz: if one getz whooped in a fight, I'll juzt bite somethin' real hard to launch itzelf backwardz through the air to ezcape! It'z creative if nothin' elze, huh? Laztly (and spookiezt, dependin' on your opinion on arachnidz), antz outnumber trollz to a level y'all couldn't even imagine. There'z around 20 quadrillion (20,000,000,000,000,000) antz on Alternia! That shakez out to roughly 2.5 million antz for every troll. Talk about strength in numberz! Or "We Are Family"? Or somethin' that makez senze... Anyway! Hope I do another #LottiezLezzonz WAY earlier than I kept y'all waitin' before! XXʌ( Toodlez! ˖⁺‧₊˚ 𓆦 ˚₊‧⁺˖
/\so eyup Lets bust these thngs n see Who can spit the seeds the farthest }:)/\
/\20 Likes and iLL break em With my Legs abd arms hoWbout that }:))/\
Sleep Is Not Interested In Taking Me Tolight. Maybe Come Dusk I Will Finally Find Rest.
very low poiint iin my liife riight now. 2haved my head, redownloaded chiittr, and ii 2pent a band on a chaiir.
/\arright girL yeuh shoW me hoW u buck hraha/\
YOU ARE NO7 7HE EXCEP7ION. WALKING RAGEBAI7!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!
dm2 are open. 8;)
/\if anyeons interrsted i got a handfuLLa WatrmeLons im Lookin to bLoW up/\ /\aftr that im gonna take my 4WheeLer for a spin eh do sum tricks/\
⧃ A responsible gambler never brings more than they are willing to lose. Go with a hard limit.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 S0∿ething t0 think ab0ut. 𓆝
gruuhhRaaaaaaWWRRRGGGHHLELEEHHEHEHEHHHHGHH(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhwhaaaaaaaaat yooouu aaare sooo flaaatteringhk me rn i cooouuld keel ooover heh wooow uh whaaat doooes aaa ghooouul saaay in this moooment heh thaaanx gyooorl *spaaarkle in my eye ;j*(¬ºཀ°)¬
Always a high blood on 7he 7imeline 7alking abou7 equali7y when 7hey ge7 insul7ed. Bi7ch, where were you when 7he colony revol7[🍒🍒🍒JACKPOT🍒🍒🍒]ed?
𓂃𓊝𓂃 H0es ∿ad. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Like a ∿0th t0 a fla∿e. Pitiful. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Vi0let bl00ds are n0thing but parasites in eXpensive cl0thes. They sit in their palaces h0arding wealth they didn't earn, acting as the C0ndescensi0n's pers0nal b00ts 0n 0ur necks. They think their status ∿akes the∿ g0ds, but they bleed just like the rest 0f us. Death t0 all 0f the∿. 𓆝
cmon what's a lil rawr
𓂃𓊝𓂃 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 They are ∿0cking ∿e. 𓆝
... "Bandits are no different from Goblins and Orcs" ... If the Goblins and Orcs are equally sapient, yes, true. If not... Those are people. Even if they've done something wrong. Don't get me wrong, I have very little issue with the concept of killing in self defense, but at least make sure you know what you're doing. If you're going to kill a person, kill a person. Don't pretend you're not. #lockanime
⧃ No one appreciates a full beard in the Chittrspace. I have to wonder why so many warm-chinned individuals are in the corporate world, yet the non-corporate world's chins stay so cold.
⧃ Another beardcare tip. Don't shave with a sword. I couldn't tell you if it works to give you a good clean shave or not, apparently it might, but you also run the risk of shaving your head off of your neck. Generally just use a razor. They are most likely in the 2-5 caegar range.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 N0t y0u, n0. Watch what y0u p0st, th0ugh. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 S0∿e 0f y0u really l0ve 0versharing, huh. N0 w0nder the E∿pire thinks we're all idi0ts, get up, g0 d0 s0∿ething useful. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 H∿... 𓆝
⧃ I haven't posted about proper beardcare in quite some time. This one is the bare basics. Your kit should be prepped and stocked with a razor, replacement blades, a decent pair of clippers (no need to go too expensive with it, but at the same time, don't cheap out), both a beard brush and comb (beginners believe you only need one or the other. This isn't the case at all.), and a good, sharp pair of scissors. Do not use a dull blade. There is no reason to besides laziness. Ensure your tools are kept somewhere dry. This is a given.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 H∿. 𓆝
🥬 ut okay gurl just hold onto meh we are gonna get thru le #grubnancyarc togehtgr
#dailymintheblabs time!!! which is actually m☘︎re ☘︎f a fit check because I l☘︎☘︎ked S☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎ cute t☘︎day!!! x}}
☘︎H G☘︎G???? I'M GETTING CHARMS'D ????????
𓂃𓊝𓂃 N0t all highbl00ds, but always a highbl00d. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Tr0ll Karl ∿arX, we ∿iss y0u. The pe0ple need y0u. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 I'∿ 0nly d0ing ∿y j0b. 𓆝
I DO NOT CARE HOW BAD IT IS!!!! I WILL CONTINUE TO KEEP USING FILE GARDEN!!! IT IS ME AND FILE GARDEN AGAINST THE WORLD!!! THE WORLD AS IN CHITTR.COM!!!
dude this ice cream is so fucking good do not ask the slenderman how he is eating it that is a trade secret
꧁#bouncingonit with #bothfeet #mytrampoline #suggestive꧂
𓂃𓊝𓂃 H0w ∿any ti∿es d0 I have t0 repeat ∿yself. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 ...?????? 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 S0∿e0ne d0esn't kn0w h0w setting up a ca∿era w0rks. Happy accidents, y0u c0uld say. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Strea∿ started, grab y0ur ∿agg0tc0rn and j0in @n00seb0undAcin0nyX as she plays "Underwatch". Her viewer ∿etrics need t0 hit target pr0jecti0ns t0day, s0 d0n't slack 0ff in the chat ∿atriX. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Invent0ry. S0∿e 0f the things I bring t0 hunt. W00ds get busy this ti∿e 0f the year. 𓆝
38D
𓂃𓊝𓂃 H∿. 𓆝