Gameward Dualscar
@orphanerDualscar
Ancient Relic of the Past
Oh, an', apparently I am th'ne\/\/\/\/ 'Troll Bruno Mars'. Got a hat an' e\/\/erythin'. #eridan\/\/\/\/eek #i\/\/\/\/antcandy
\/\/\/\/orst fuckin' party e\/\/er. \/\/\/\/oke up human married t' a bastard. #fishingfriday
#i\/\/\/\/antcandy Lo\/\/e is beautiful. @terminalComrade
I \/\/\/\/ant to apologize for m'actions durin' #i\/\/\/\/antcandy. These \/\/\/\/ords are typed by my publicist.
I dön't think yöü can recöver fröm this öne. I höpe yöür püblicist likes being öüt öf wörk! Hehehehe!
24 Karat Magic in the Air. #i\/\/\/\/antcandy #eridan\/\/\/\/eek
This is... #i\/\/\/\/antcandy
Blue raspberry ain't a real fla\/\/or. #i\/\/\/\/antcandy
Ha\/\/in' a great, imperial time \/\/\/\/it' all o' the #eridan\/\/\/\/eek #fishingfriday attendees.
Wvhere exactly is #eridanwveek taking place at?
Promise not t'cull anyone I dunnae ha\/\/e t' at #eridan\/\/\/\/eek #i\/\/\/\/antcandy.
#I\/\/\/\/antcandy Looks like a nice lure. #fishingfriday
((The weather around me is actually amazing next Friday. I could be silly and host a #fishingfriday live chat from a dock with a cell hotspot and try to catch smth for real for #fishingfriday LMAO))
Thank y'all fer th'ne\/\/\/\/ shirt. It's a size or t\/\/\/\/o too small. But here it is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f83568e81df7.png
An Orphaner's-- Game\/\/\/\/ard's Guide To Fishing. ------------------- Penned by Game\/\/\/\/ard Dualscar. Sponsored by the #fishingfriday #fund Listen close y'shoal-minded \/\/\/\/rigglers. There is dignity in \/\/\/\/hat I do. Spearfishin'. The glory o' th'harpoon is more than y'could possible hope t'achie\/\/e. But there is a gentler more courteous \/\/\/\/ay t'get'em. \/\/\/\/e're goin' t'b'needin' t'teach y' lance fishin'. Rod fishin' fer y'earthlings. First, you require a proper angler’s lance (fishing rod). Not some snapped-off drift spar or carni\/\/al toy, pried from a purple blood's tool kit. Naur, y'need a flexible shaft \/\/\/\/it' enough gi\/\/e to tire yer catch \/\/\/\/itout lettin' it free. Fasten it t'the castin' line (fishing line), \/\/\/\/hich is \/\/\/\/hat carries yer death-- hook, to the \/\/ictim. At th'end o'th'line, y'need a ja\/\/\/\/-hook. Small, cur\/\/ed, treacherous. Not unlike a caliginous courtship, if courtship \/\/\/\/ere honest. Th'hook is dressed \/\/\/\/ith bait-meat or \/\/\/\/it' an imitation lure if y're gettin' fancy on me. \/\/\/\/orms, grubs (nontroll), flesh, filet, soft-bodied insects, bright little false-s\/\/\/\/immin' lures. It dunnae matter. The point is not nourishment. It's t'con\/\/ince th'fish that it's real. Abo\/\/e the hook, afix a float bulb. Or, a bobber, if y'\/\/\/\/ill. If y'are fishin' on the surface, any\/\/\/\/ay. It marks \/\/\/\/here y're offerin' rests and tells y'\/\/\/\/hen some \/\/\/\/itless gillbeast has mouthed yer hook. If y'are fishin' deeper, or against a stronger current, afix a sink stone, instead. It'll drag th'bait do\/\/\/\/n\/\/\/\/ard. No\/\/\/\/, fer castin'. Ye ain't goin' t'hurl it like an untrained ser\/\/ant thro\/\/\/\/in' scrap at a \/\/\/\/all. Ye are goin' t'back the lance. Release the line smoothly, an' send th'hook out \/\/\/\/it' grace. This is yer line-fling, or cast. Timin', angle, \/\/\/\/ind, they all account fer a successful cast. To abrupt, y'tangle. Too \/\/\/\/eak, y'drop it, an' that is a mar\/\/elous \/\/\/\/ay to forfeit yer fishin' rights. Once yer bait is in th'\/\/\/\/ater. Y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait. Then y'\/\/\/\/ait a bit more. Not unlike \/\/\/\/aitin' fer th'Empress to gi\/\/e a command. Y'gotta b'diligent. It ain't fer the impatient. It's fer those \/\/\/\/ho understand that hunger makes a fool outta both you an' I an' especially the fish. Y'\/\/\/\/ait fer the float bulb to t\/\/\/\/itch or dip. The nibble-\/\/\/\/arnin. Dunnae yank immediately. Y'll panic it. They mouth it first, test, taste, lett'em commit t'th'mistake. Then, hook'em \/\/\/\/it' an up\/\/\/\/ard motion. This sets the barb. Then, \/\/\/\/e start the fight. It becomes a back an' forth. Y'gotta keep tension. Dunnae be a fool that lose \/\/\/\/hat you'\/\/e earned. Too much strain, the line snaps. Y'let the rod bend, because it's \/\/\/\/hat it's there fore. If y'\/\/e got a drag \/\/\/\/heel, use it. Let's the line slip under pressure s'they can run from y'ns. They'll tire out from it. Y'ain't tryin' to o\/\/erpo\/\/\/\/er the creature. Y're tryin' t'exhaust it. Both of ye are noble creatures, but only y'\/\/e got authority in this domain. Once it's by th'shore, or yer dock, or yer \/\/essel, dunnae grab at it unless ye \/\/\/\/ant punctured or other\/\/\/\/ise humiliated by yer o\/\/\/\/n hook. Use a catch-basket, or landin' net. Grip clamp if it's too big. In the \/\/\/\/orst case scnario, y'\/\/e gotta gaff it. Mind the fins, teeth, an' spines \/\/\/\/hen y'unhook. Fish ain't harmless just b'cause they are in air. \/\/\/\/hen y'mean to release it, do it quickly. If y'mean to keep it, cull it then. Keep on ice if y'intend t'keep it, ideally. I ain't goin' to go into the other methods about. But I'll b'sure t'inform anyone curious.
An' unexpected response t'th' poor turnout o'th'fishin' trip. Seems like next \/\/\/\/eek I'll b'needin' t' get some more rods an' a ne\/\/\/\/ tacklebox er t\/\/\/\/o.
(( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/71a4f0da1f67.png )) ((This is Dualscar and his fishing trip.)) ((too lazy to edit rn))
No one sho\/\/\/\/ed up fer fishin'.
I Was Going To Say Something From The Intrusive Thought Section, But I Think I’m Going To Hold Onto That One. uh… Uh… I Am Always Down To Go Fishing! recovered… Yes!
Took me several rereads but I got it. Good ol’ fashioned fishing trip with the boys. Let’s go
Sorry fer bein' slo\/\/\/\/ t'respond on this infernal site. I dunnae ha\/\/e regular ser\/\/ice, \/\/\/\/hat \/\/\/\/it' li\/\/in' on an island a\/\/\/\/ay from th'main shores.
Apparently there's quite th'drama there at #eridan\/\/\/\/eek. I'm currently at an arboretum \/\/\/\/it' and near an' dear fan. It's akin t' a gallery for flora.
8urn it and I may consider 8eing agreea8le to you for one evening.
Alright y'pathetic pissants. This has been a fun little \/\/enture. But I dunnae care fer it any longer. Eridan \/\/\/\/eek needs t'b'shortened t'make \/\/\/\/ay fer th' main e\/\/ent goin' on. Orphaner Fridays. Err'y Friday, \/\/\/\/e're all goin' Orphanin'. Gently, like, catch an' release style, an', er, \/\/\/\/e administer medicine an' trackin' infermation. An' yer goin' t'd'this fer the Game \/\/\/\/ardens an' I until the end o' time.
Th1s s33ms l1k3 4 p3rf3ctly r34son4bl3 th1ng to do.
S'\/\/e been pranked b' one o'yes. Bastards.
Totally a hater ~ oh how WOUNDED 1 am ~ Whatever shall 1 do?? How w1ll 1 surv1ve? Such a travesty, really ~ #rageba1tsuccess 𓂃۶ৎ
Good evening, Orphaner. Aren't you looking dashing tonight?
You want h1m so bad 1t’s lowkey k1nda embarrass1ng for you but l1ke also get 1t queen. 𓂃۶ৎ
\/\/\/\/hile I am a handsome fella, y'ain't goin' t' get me that easily. \/\/\/\/hat a \/\/\/\/riggler's jest.
Thank you very much, dear. May you have a successful rage8aiter in your midst for hours of entertainment.
1t’s unfortunate 1f she 1sn’t be1ng s1ncere, not apprec1at1ng such f1ne art should be 1llegal ~ ;) 𓂃۶ৎ
Listen, yer one'o'thirty different unoriginal fucks on this damned site \/\/\/\/ho'b'doin' this shit. Y'n'I both kno\/\/\/\/ there ain't a nicety in yer bein' fer me. I ain't fallin' fer it. It's just cruelty.