Gameward Dualscar
@orphanerDualscar
Gameward Host o' #fishingfriday Casual Bard Kismesis o' @archiveAddict Matesprit o' @audaciousConfident
Time f-o-o-r a nap under a nice shaded tree in the m-o-o--o-o-nlight! Maybe even I will get a hands-o-o-me visit-o-o-r if I'm lucky.
H-o-o-\/\/\/\/ lucky d-0-0- ye g-0-0-tta be?
A Sur\/\/i\/\/or's Treatise on Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists Penned by the Orphaner Dualscar, Recently Re\/\/i\/\/ed, and peer re\/\/ie\/\/\/\/ed by The Grand Highblood. Listen \/\/\/\/ell, ye \/\/\/\/helps. Ye d'not just e\/\/er stumble 'pon Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists. Y're noticed by'them first. De\/\/otees o' th' Mirthful Messiahs an' fairly dangerous despite their open buffoonery. Per th'request o' th'Grand Highblood, I \/\/\/\/ould like t'make a disclaimer that not all o'th'follo\/\/\/\/ers b'imbibin' on narcotics. Though, I stress y'should smell fer it. Like a rabid barkbeast. 1. Identifiers b'listed as such: Purple Blood, or similarly High Blood. Face Paint Resemblin' Cracked Mirth Masks o' Old. Speech Patterns oscillatin' bet\/\/\/\/een \/\/acant, serene, an' zealous. Often th'stench o' Sopor or other Religious Mediums. If y'are greeted as Brother, 'Motherfucker', or \/\/\/\/orse, just laughin' then ye'\/\/e already gotten int' their strikin' distance. 2. Understandin' th'Religion. Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists belie\/\/e in the Sacred Mirth: \/\/iolence is Comedy. Yer death is a punchline in their sick joke. Di\/\/ine Subjugation texts demand ALL must kneel t'their Miracles \/\/\/\/it' the Empress as the exception per their treaty. The Mirthful Messiahs themsel\/\/es. Some think th'be Cherubs, some Horrorterrors. Some T\/\/\/\/in, Some Many. D'not challenge this if y'\/\/alue yer pan bein' in yer cranium. 3. Immediate Response Protocol \/\/\/\/hen Encounterin' th'clo\/\/\/\/ns, here's \/\/\/\/hatchye must d'. Do not engage in dialogue. They'll con\/\/ert y', confuse ye, or e'en pro\/\/oke y' t'get ye t'death. Assess their Blood Color an' Status. Cull Lo\/\/\/\/blood Cultists, run from the Highblood Leaders. Creatin' Distance is important fer they prefer impro\/\/ised blunt \/\/\/\/eapons. Th'b'unpredictable an' quick. D'not Prolong any combat! If y'can cull'm, do'it. D'not enjoy it. D'not toy \/\/\/\/it'em. Because they are doin' th'same. 4. List O' Not T'Dos! D'not Laugh \/\/\/\/ITH them. That is submission. D'not CONSUME SOPOR. It leads y't'them. D'not UNDERESTIMATE THEM. It'll in\/\/ite y't'yer cullin'. D'not attempt QUADRANTS \/\/\/\/IT'EM. Their effection is mutilation alongisde de\/\/otion. 5. Highblood Authority. Under th'empire, Subjugglators are instruments of terror. The Empress does not control them, only aims them. No pleas or po\/\/\/\/ers from anyone but yerself can help y'\/\/\/\/it' them. 6. My Personal Account as a \/\/\/\/arnin'. In m'time, I'\/\/e crossed blade'n'pistol'n'cannons \/\/\/\/it' pirates, rebels, creatures older than th'sea itself. I \/\/\/\/ould sooner face Marquise Spinneret Mindfang at her most deceitful than endure prolonged proximity to a single Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultist. Mindfang may lie, stab, and cheat, but y'may li\/\/e. Any o' them Clo\/\/\/\/n's'll Cull ye. 7. The Final Doctrine o' Sur\/\/i\/\/al. Remember: Clo\/\/\/\/n Cultists ain't Allies, they ain't Ri\/\/als, they ain't e\/\/en proper Enemies. They are an infectious storm of force. D'not negotiate \/\/\/\/it' th'Infection. Car\/\/e it Out. Closin' \/\/\/\/ords from yer fa\/\/orite Orphaner. I \/\/\/\/as forged to cull lusii, maintain a bit o' order, an' ser\/\/e a throne that no longer exists. If any fragment of Alternia still lingers \/\/\/\/ithin' ye. Any instinct fer sur\/\/i\/\/al, hierarchy, or dominance, heed m'\/\/\/\/arnin'. \/\/\/\/hen th'laughter begins, y'\/\/e already \/\/\/\/aited t'long.
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I ain't askin'. Just acceptin'.
W(x)uld y(x)u like his secrets?
\/\/\/\/-o-o-uld ye like a h-0-0-le in yer skull? #\/\/iolence @audaci0usConfident \/\/\/\/h0's this?
Another week, another #fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a43cbeddc91.jpg
Y-o-o-u 0ught t'come \/\/\/\/it' R0rian some time.
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This is naut fishin'. H0pe this helps.
i just realized its #fishingfriday um does this count as fishing?
Aye.
#fishingfriday again? :) Well, alright. D-o-o-n't g-o-o-tta twist my arm ab-o-o-ut it.
I'\/\/e g-o-o-t a ne\/\/\/\/ sp-0-0-t fer us. Cliff fishin'. E\/\/er d0ne it?
It was h-o-o-t t-o-o-day s-o-o- y-o-o-u kn-o-o--o-o--o-o--o-o--o-o-wwww R-o-o-ri was in that lake. Like this -o-o-+< Staring up at the m-o-o--o-o-ns. It was s-o-o- nice.
Hrm. Naut an issue fer me. I just \/\/\/\/altz thr-o-o-ugh the \/\/\/\/a\/\/es fer a moment then return ash0re.
Hrm. Y-o-o-u C-O-O-ULD c-o-o-me -o-o-ver waltz right int-o-o- the lake and j-o-o-in me while I just kinda fl-o-o-at. :) This is always an -o-o-pti-o-o-n.
This is an option. I'll be 0\/\/er sh-o-o-rtly.
In regard$ to the ¢ard game. Looking to ex₱and our ro$ter. Had a fe₩ ₱layer$ get ¢old feet, $o to $₱eak. A$ a re$ult, I did a kindne$$ and ¢ut do₩n the buy-in, ju$t a tad. Looking to $tart u$ ba¢k u₱ either ₩edne$day or Thur$day. 7₱M, Ea$tern $lander Time. ¢urrent ₱layer$: @re$₱lendent¢andour @glitteringA¢uity @leviathanLedger ¢urrent $taffer$: @arou$edDelivery [Dealer] @ardour¢orvidae [Bartender] Un¢ommitted Ty₱e$ ₩ho ex₱re$$ed intere$t: @or₱hanerDual$¢ar @a$₱iring₱e$$imi$t Ju$t to jog your memory. And ju$t going to ₱ut u₱ a bit of a reminder of the $₱e¢ifi¢$. My ₩eekly ₱rivate game remain$ o₱en to gentlefolk of mean$, lineage, in$uffi¢ient $elf-₱re$ervation, or entertaining de$₱eration. Buy-in i$: ₦100,000 ¢aegar$ or one authenti¢ated noble heirloom of ₱re-¢onde$¢en$ion origin or a favor I am not yet obliged to name. No marker$ under fifty thou$and. No ¢rying before the river. No dueling in the ante¢hamber unle$$ both ₱artie$ have ₱aid ¢orkage. Bring your lu¢k. I do enjoy $eeing ho₩ far it'll get you. High $take$. No rake. The game i$ Hold'em.
Ye \/\/\/\/eren't s'p-o-o-sed t'ann-o-o-unce it t'th'\/\/\/\/h0le sea, card shark.
Updated m' bi-0-0-graphy, as it is finally th' reel deal. S0 they say.
ggamewardd ddualscarr tthatt is sscaryy
Listen, the big bastard's been tr-o-o-uncin' \/\/\/\/-o-o-uld-be usurpers since I \/\/\/\/as slitherin' ab-0-0-ut m' skulkbr-0-0-od as a grub. There are phot0graphs 0' me in th'palm a his fr-o-o-nds. I'\/\/e al\/\/\/\/ays been d\/\/\/\/arfed by him. I'm just glad I ain't \/\/\/\/ithin range anym-0-0-re.
This comment thread made my tummy hurt, Gameward.
Hehehehehehe.
My mistake.
Hell0, lass.
G-o-o--o-o-d evening!!!! D-o-o- y-o-o-u have anything fun planned t-o-o-day? :)
Naut particularly. G-0-0-in' t' find m'\/\/\/\/ay t'th'mainland. Naut hard. B-0-0-at \/\/\/\/e'll sea \/\/\/\/here it lands me.
That's fun! T-o-o-day is Caelum's wriggling day, s-o-o- I am suffering the h-o-o-t and the humidity t-o-o- bake him a cake! :)
-0-0-h, hrm. \/\/\/\/hale hope he enj-o-o-ys it. H0\/\/\/\/ 0ld is the lad?
S-o-o-metimes, the restraint required t'persist -o-o-n Earth eludes me.
38?
\/\/\/\/0rry naut, Heiress.