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alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.

Time f-o-o-r a nap under a nice shaded tree in the m-o-o--o-o-nlight! Maybe even I will get a hands-o-o-me visit-o-o-r if I'm lucky.

wvell its confirmed: the crockercorp pr machine hates rustbloods. someone go cancel janey or something. there vwas a good turn out for aradia, including by the wveird vwhite guy himself, but it just vwasnt enough. jane movwes on! sorry rae rae. up next, the handmaid, the demoness, the scariest bitch on alternia, up against the heiress, the wvitch, the svweetest lil thing on alternia, feferi peixes! this propaganda is also #nsfwv for real. wvote belovw, vwhos hot, wvhos not? #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for feferi <3< or c3< for the handmaid
hey what’s up guys here like i literally am am making my first like post on apparently the honestly fucking canserous like website, like looks like like u like fuckers will honestly finally literally get the honestly premium content u deserve. make sure literally to hit that bell and follow for like more.

BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.

hnn. #cronusbabeoff. i notice no one posted the rumble patch pics. im disappointed in you all. still, a vwins a wvin. damara mowves on, rankmaid gets to go back hiwve. she just vwants to wvatch anywvays, lets be real. up next... a battle of the milvwes! mom lalonde, roxanne, beta roxy, the hot mom vwho also makes you kind of sad, vwersus... the gardener! shes lil maryam but not so lil anymore. <3 or <> for the gardener <3< or c3< for mom lalonde

next up in the #cronusbabeoff bracket! vwe hawve captain mindfang herself, swvashbuckling babe and all around badass, against roxy lalonde, the bottle blonde vwith brains, usually. these tvwo are closely matched, assuming my ancestor scale is accurate, anyvways. lets let it rip, wvhos hotter and vwhos notter? <3 or <> for mindfang <3< or c3< for roxy

Hehehehehehe.

This comment thread made my tummy hurt, Gameward.
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BITCH. WHO FAILED TO MEET HER #WORKPOSTING QUOTA. @TERRIBLEFATE

NOBODY puts daddy in the closet.
🌹 Reminiscing ⬡n last wipe's #fishingfriday. Such incredible times were had. The vig⬡r⬡us thrusting ⬡f ⬡ur r⬡ds was s⬡mething t⬡ beh⬡ld. @cerbericAp⬡stle - MC R⬡se🌹

Hmmm!! #fishingfriday but I d-o-o-n't kn-o-o-w if I wanna release THIS catch 😇

⚗ no, i ☾AN'T ☾ome in to work tonight, my ar☾ane requirements are UNIQUE and so i need to pra☾ti☾e. my. ☾ASTING. you will MANAGE without me.

Butterflies in my tummy s-o-o-rt -o-o-f giddy.

I can take him.

『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆゚.・。゚☆゚.・。゚☆☆゚.・。゚☆゚.・。゚☆☆゚.・。゚☆゚.・。゚☆☆゚.・。゚☆゚.・。゚☆☆゚.・。゚☆゚.・。゚☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring

feels like just yesterday that @carbolicGalvvanologist and me wwere stupid kids conspirin on the hot goss invvolvvin the crisscrossed shithivve fustercluck that wwas the romantic pursuits and hidden aspirations of our mutual online friends honestly its good those pesterlogs are mostly lost to time since im wwell fuckin certain the internet could not handle repartee exchanged betwween myself and my most intrepid bro #dersitehumor #theoneprospitianwwhogetsit wwe dont say most a those wwords anymore if i had to single out somethin i regret about the wway things shook out its that my failure to #teamplay in our session robbed from me the privvilege a standin by karkats side wwhen the time came to face the music and dominate the forces wwhat wwould step betwween us and the univverse wwe wwere alwways meant to create because to be honest that wwould of been much preferable to the wwhole ghost army shit but i digress this one goes out to you kar happy wwrigglin day and happy #fishingfriday <>
happy fishing friday everguppy! hope your catches were plentiful and may your nets remain ever full! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 #fishingfriday #fuchsiareelness

We here at the Gray House are happy to announce we’ve successfully combined #FishingFriday and #FirearmFriday to create a secret, third option, where the fishing rod is replaced with the firearm of your choice.
ooc cause they would never post this but happy #fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/166c297a907d.jpeg

O)(!!! Beac)(fore I forget, I did )(ave a R-EAL post to make for #Fis)(ingFriday, )(e)(e)(. Not really s)(ore w)(at t)(is t)(ing is, but I snagged it from t)(e bottom of t)(e lake. Isn't it just T)(-E CUT-EST!!!! And a little familiar... (( original karkat labubu by u/Beelzeboba on reddit, edited by me lol )) )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/90f48f6cf352.png

T)(at's better!!! Good buoy! @orp)(anerDualscar

Aww, p)(ooey, you didn't rec)(itt t)(is one. Is t)(at a yes? 38) @orp)(anerDualscar

Could be!!! W)(at do YOU say, Dolp)(iner? Are you too FINTIMIDAT-ED by my presence? I )(ope not. I promise I don't bite unless you want me to. @orp)(anerDualscar

Every day is fishing friday if you're desperate enough..............

Your conc)(cern is appreciated, but it's okay, dear!! It's all in good fun. Isn't t)(at rig)(t? @orp)(anerDualscar

-E)(-E)(-E)(, you're adorabubble. #Fis)(ingFriday

#Fis)(ingFriday

@orp)(anerDualscar Ooo)(, a R-EC)(ITT t)(is time? )(ow bold! I wonder w)(at I )(ave to do to get you to MANTA RAY UP and say )(i? Does tagging it #Fis)(ingFriday )(elp? )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/8a0cc29335ad.png

)(appy #Fis)(ingFriday to you too, Gameward!!! Or is it Orp)(aner again? You Amporas are so silly. 38P @orp)(anerDualscar )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/d2b41f00a99b.png
in honor of #fishingfriday i am fishing for compliments (has anybody done this joke yet) so please post nice things about me in the replies. thanks
This #fishingfriday I think I'm going to go to crystal lake

the prince guides the chittr timeline to #fishingfriday island https://msparp.chat/fishingfrisland
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
In ⬡bservance ⬡f fishing friday, I am declaring a 3/4 day f⬡r th⬡se ⬡f ⬡live bl⬡⬡d and ab⬡ve in c⬡rp⬡rate p⬡siti⬡ns at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s and all #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s subsidiaries. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va Please send y⬡ur assistant t⬡ acquire bait, tackle, and human fermented wheat beverages. #fishingfriday will s⬡⬡n c⬡mmence. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Vi⬡letTime #Cracking⬡penAC⬡ld⬡ne #WithMyC⬡ld⬡nes #B⬡atingWithBestie #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹

#FishingFriday #BackseatFishing #YetWePersevere
POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY

HUH.. WHAT IS THIS COMICALLY SIZED FISHING HOOK DOING HERE IN THE OCEAN DURING MY SWIM? HMMM... #FISHINGFRIDAY
OUMG, guys, oune ouf my retainers touk this toutal candid ouf me (I didn’t even noutice the camera, LOUL)!!! I wasn’t gounna poust this, but a certain little SOUMEOUNE was just BEGGING me tou yesternight, sou whou am I tou turn douwn an admirer? Houpe you’re happy, darling~~~!!! #nofilter #candid #natural #fishingfriday #imthefish https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2654.jpeg

T)(is #Fis)(ingFriday, you can CATC)( me in a brand new ensemble courtesy of @containedArmageddons. T)(anks, guppy! I R-E-ELly love my new )(OOK!! )(ere's )(oping I snag somet)(ing good at t)(e end of my ROD tonig)(t!! #Fis)(ingPuns #GetIt )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/8dbf87da3a70.png
don't write your password down on something that's going to get blown up in the middle of a warehouse shootout! #fishingfriday
Another #FishingFriday for the books. If you see my monstrous vehicular body on the street, feel free to pelt my passenger with rocks. I can't feel it, and he most assuredly deserves it for his heinous crimes against fish tonight. Sent from my Cybertruck

had to get out on the boat and be alone for a wwhile this wweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8bb80879f9b.png #fishingfriday #fitcheck
Thank g⬡⬡dness f⬡r #fishingfriday. It is c⬡ming. My fins quiver in anticipati⬡n as it draws near. - MC R⬡se🌹

[|87 :: 1 th;nk 1 m;ght have got the b;ggest catch before #f;sh;ngfr;day even started so 1 w;ll s;t ;t out...St;ll totally game for #f;rearmfr;day though!

✿ 𖧧he seadweller has lef𖧧 𖧧he lake f❦r a wh𖥧le, 𖧧𖥧me 𖧧❦ 𖧧h𖥧n 𖧧he numbers aga𖥧n ✿

✿ s𖧧𖥧ll n❦ s𖥧gn ❦f 𖧧hem, 𖧧he ca𖧧ches w𖥧ll be many ✿

#fishingfrriday but I just jump in and catch a big salmon in my mouth.

✿ say hell❦ 𖧧❦ g𖥧ll𖥧an, 𖧧he farmfr❦nd caugh𖧧 h𖥧m. we d𖥧d n❦𖧧 have 𖧧he pumper 𖧧❦ ea𖧧 h𖥧m ✿
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹

#HikeImminent #:]
≈JUST BC TH3R3S WRINKL3S ON TH3 WRAPP3R DONT M3AN TH3 CANDY AINT SW33T #SUGG3STIV3≈

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HAAHAA HAAHAA HAAHAA HAAHAA HEEHEE HEEHEE HEEHEE HEEHEE HOOHOOH HOOHOO HOOHOO HOOHOO. THAT MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST MOTHERFUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. YOU ARE NOWHERE ON THE LIST OF WORTHY OPPONENTS. BUT IF YOU WANT TO TRY YOUR LUCK, YOU MUST MERELY SAY THE WORD.
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A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(AA)(A)(A)(A)(A!!!

I deserve t-o-o- be wearing a big beautiful fl-o-o-wing dress s-o-o- I can twirl ar-o-o-und and watch it g-o-o-.

Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for a commoner of foreign hatching. As a former Boiran, the Onnagata had already learned how to wear the feminine grace of a courtesan like a costume in the theater of the Trollshiwara red light district. It was for this reason that he was scouted to play one of the most prestigious roles in any Grubuki play — the leading female role of Aggaei Makkie in the play "The Florastalk of Troll Edo" — for which the character, a commanding, fiercely loyal, and deeply passionate high-ranking courtesan, spurns a wealthy, but abusive highblood customer to protect her quadmate in one of the most famous monologues of scathing, acerbic, pitch-black venom ever recited in Grubuki theatre — the AKKUTTAI. It was for channeling this performance with such peerless vitriol that Uesugi Karkat became one of the most famous Onnagatas of the Troll Edo period. Naturally, the life of a Grubuki actor means constant pressure. Rehearsal, training, perfection of one's craft. Many onnagata of the time preferred to live their craft vicariously at all times, adopting a female persona through which to hone their "method" in everyday life. This was not the case for Uesugi Karkat, who shed his many-colored persona when off the stage to don nondescript gray robes whenever possible. Yet the constant pressure of life in a Grubuki theatre troupe and his ability to navigate it with grace made him both a leader among his fellow actors and something of a popular figure with the stagehands who he commiserated with in the wings. It was from these stagehands, many of whom were well-versed in the art of securing props with ropes, fastening theatrical rigging, and tying elaborate, functional knots, that the famed Onnagata would learn one final skill from the world of the theatre — one that would lead to his secret life as the NAWASHII. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6014bb70e8.png #uesugikarkat

If y(o)u haT3D ThaT KIck3D D(o)gS bark.

It's Been A While Since I've Done A #nsfw #nsfc Concept Post. I've Run Dry On Ideas Though, We'll See If The Feed Supplies Inspiration.
Maybe Because Theres Gonna Be A Concentration Of People There I Suppose

come2 the beAccchhh |tlll b fuunn

don't be fuckin lame old man

Too bad I can't go to the beach episode for real (because I don't want to). Ya'll have fun out there.

It was, it was. I will live vicariously through you guys.

-=[iwantto gobtobthe bea ch !!! ! x-)_☺]=-

That Is Actually Very " Cute ", Thank You For The Inspiration.

N-o-o-, n-o-o- Dualscar. It w-o-o-uldn't be fear, I'm afraid.
golly, what could rule a big scary violet like you????

Is it that pirate chick
᯽ trying to take a good photo. heehee. [a photo of taleia. it's not grainy, thank god. she has the camera angled upwards from the floor as she stood there, naked. the main attraction in the photo was the slit between her legs-- her nook. it was spread open, but just barely. she looked down at the palmhusk camera with a kindly smile.] #nsfw ᯽
LIKE A FLAKE OF SNOW I MELT AT YOUR TOUCH.

Truth

GORGLE HOW DO I DELETE A POST

GORGLE COOLBLOODED BARAS FIGHTING

I must go to my mind palace for #fishingfriday Or I guess I could go down to the lake with Rorian.

I'm still bringing the explosives. What time?

On my way.

Thank you for being inclusive.

finally #TGIFF

-1nhales- F1rst off 1ts the grand h1ghblood he looks l1ke a majest1c mural that can break me to b1ts. Second Orphaner Dualscar can shoot me down any day, 1 wont m1nd a b1t of shared d1sl1ke towards a certa1n person. #nsfw #suggest1ve
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>([if you an opp just know you gonna get folded like laundry if u square up]
I'm seeing a little #talk a69ut #ancest9rs 9n the timeline, and since I'm sure y9u all are c9ntinu9usly curi9us a69ut the statush99d and su6jugati9n 9f 9ffspectrum tr9lls 9n 6ef9rus, I w9uld 6e m9re than happy t9 weigh in. Actually, my ancest9r's tale is a deeply tragic 9ne and, in my 9pini9n, a cauti9nary tale a69ut the dire c9nsequences 9f n9t 6eing pr9ud in 9ne's 6l99d c9l9r. Th9ugh I w9n't name names t9 preserve his p99r attempts t9 cling t9 an9nymity (#IfY9uKn9wY9uKn9w), I can say with certainty that if my ancest9r had simply shed his deceptive lime6l99d c9verings and em6raced his true nature as a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll, he w9uldn't have inadvertently 6een resp9nsi6le f9r the deaths and injuries 9f inn9cent hardw9rking individuals and spent his life incarcerated. Let this imp9ster's st9ry 6e a warning t9 any9ne still hiding 6ehind hem9an9nymity: pretending t9 6e s9mething y9u're n9t will 9nly get y9u and the pe9ple ar9und y9u hurt. #Ancest9rTalk
I t)(ink I'm a little late, but we were doing )(eig)(t reveals? I'm 10'2 sans )(orns, 13'6 and growing wit)( )(orns!

It's so early. I don't mind being awake but I dreamed about somet)(ing upsetting. 38(

It's a key ingredient for SO MANY T)(INGS.

430lbs, new PB. Rock hard and ready for the #AlphaBoat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d73af87eabf.png #nsfw (mild)
watereva ig i aint yo lusus
Here. A better picture o ma face. https://64.media.tumblr.com/1972fb5d067b0f92c78278b5dcbab8bb/f21dbaf6eefdfb2e-62/s1280x1920/98c6cd629dbfd28626aee0a5c798bf7ba3b7dcc7.png ((ooc: i worked hard on this and then gave up on the pants rendering LOL))

ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
I will admit, Dualscar having to+ be o+ne o+f the first faces I see, is a bit jarring. :-(

You love me.
wheresss the fun in fissshing it'sss jussst fisssh #fissshingfriday

Is there some kinda competition happening for #fishingfriday? I’ll smoke evweryone here.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Canon Divergent - She's very black-coded (the writer is also black) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gender: Female Pronouns: She/Her Sexuality: Bisexual Title: Her Affluent Socialite ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We gotta completely ignore canon for Trizza here. She's had a few years of character growth, RP-wise, before being here, and achievements. She is the current Empress of her Alternia. She, while still pretty awful, she has grown due to her friendships. She still loves herself, and she will post about hating men. I've got a low tolerance for instant aggro! So if you're overly hateful or aggressive with her, I'll block! If we're both not having fun, it's not fun at all. BIG timeline note: She never met the humans and I don't focus on any of the human stuff for her timeline. There isn't a lot of game related aspects here as the game has let me down and disappointed me. So I am not listening to it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ mice to meet everyone!

((Delicious delicious lore. I hope I didn't cross you too bad by tagging Mindfang on that other post.))
YOU ARENT JUST A JOKE, YOURE A PRETTY GOOD ONE

i'm a big fan 0f y0ur c0ntent. never st0p chitting.

:33< mew know who i miss? :33< that little tealbood girl girl who made empurre memes terona or whatefur :33< wondpurr if shes on here that kid was a hoot!































