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#fishingfriday :)
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
Time f-o-o-r a nap under a nice shaded tree in the m-o-o--o-o-nlight! Maybe even I will get a hands-o-o-me visit-o-o-r if I'm lucky.
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
hey what’s up guys here like i literally am am making my first like post on apparently the honestly fucking canserous like website, like looks like like u like fuckers will honestly finally literally get the honestly premium content u deserve. make sure literally to hit that bell and follow for like more.
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BITCH. WHO FAILED TO MEET HER #WORKPOSTING QUOTA. @TERRIBLEFATE
Quite the sight to vwatch the moons crest the horizon on a wvarm evwening. I lovwe the smell of hardvworking men in the morning. [[Edit by @handMaid]]
i love this so much! dire situations blooming some of the brightest flames of red are always so good kudos! @u@
thursday cant come soon enough (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #jakedirk, #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #imcoming, rankmaid arisen, archive rating: G)
ask or draw me something 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Strawpage, #ama, archive rating: G) https://therankmaid.straw.page/
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are you sure
i hope the writer doesnt write something really humiliating about me like just absolutely humiliating where everyone would be able to read how pathetic i am on public form i mean i dont even know what they would write they could even make things up and spread rumors about me then dm me and say that if i dont do sexual favors for them they will post more and i say oh no please dont ill do anything and then that becomes our relationship (tags: The Rankmaid/The Writer, #nsfw, i really hope that doesnt happen, sextortion, blackmail, #nsfwe just in case but i think you know why this doesnt count as that on my end, gomen, archive rating: E)
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yTSvg96h3MI (tags: The Rankmaid/Music, #nowlistening, archive rating: T)
if anyone is holding a girls night please let me know!
kudos!
down boy! 0u0
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
@o@
maid at work (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, #nsfw, doodling, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/396e3a490bd9.png
sasunaru! 0u0 https://therankmaid.straw.page (tags: The Rankmaid/Anonymous, #rankmaidanswers, #ama, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/68e4d2bf3887.png
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concept: pure obedience molding someone into the perfect toy to listen and do just as you tell them no complaints no hesitation the trust in their eyes when you tell them to get down on their knees while theyre in the middle of something important the endless devotion when you tell them to stop talking and just listen their limitless motivation to please you to become a better version of themself just to make you happy someone who looks to you when things are too complicated or difficult "what do you want me to do?" a mind broken down and rebuilt to serve one single purpose you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, mindbreak, obediance, #rankworks, #nsfw, dom reader, i said jump, and you jumped, but what i need is someone who when i say jump, asks how high, can you be my little how high?, bdsm, barkbeastplay coded, servitude, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
did you just say make me (tags: The Rankmaid/The Gameward, kismesis, pitchfic, make me, brat taming, size difference, small top, big bottom, caste difference, archive rating: E)
dont do that
oh no im not falling for that again!
could you give me one nepeta-chan
@dailyQuests can i have one (tags: The Rankmaid/Daily Quests, archive rating: G)
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
congratulations mara-chan as a gift for 10k ill warn you ahead of time that the 2283th battalion horde about to crest over the 34th northwestern front is only a distraction for the squadron backdooring the recupe hub tents around 63.45541, 113.48968 #jakedirk
You said “service top.” What the hell are we doing here. #NSFW
you are currently in a tokyo mew mew avi
and how many of yours are collecting dust in some boring highbloods library! no one even tributes onto the pages and dms you the aftermath!
#ivoted #teamjake @handMaid tonight the #shippingwar comes to an end at the #rumble and i will taste sweet sweet #jakedirk victory and maybe taste something else if im lucky in my vip seats @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 (tags: Jake English/Dirk Strider, choke him until hes blue, #nsfw, #jakedirk, #rumblenight, #votejake, archive rating: M)
arigatou announ-chan daisuki
Never have I seen an analogy more beautiful and true. Thanks for the promo. See you there. #IVoted
#jakedirk
wait youll be under my bed ready to hwat
tolight you will finally feel what it means to be the #omegabitch mara-chan #jakedirk
sometimes i make them kiss
i pull them all the time whats the question #nsfwe
me after #rumblenight when #jakedirk is proven victoriously true and @handMaid succumbs to my leagues of ghosts https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5ebad05fcf4.gif
just proof that we will come from behind #jakedirk
raw unedited no powers megido on megido #megidomay day 21 #rumblenight at #ramranch https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 vote #jakedirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/868625880ec8.png
#maidvsmaid #maidonmaid #jakedirk
im about to kick damaras ass #rumblenight #jakedirk https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch
maid vs maid livefeed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9e8f4146822.png #jakedirk #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
i hhave a arealyy bad coc cussion but arigatou for eveyrone that came out to see #megidomay day 21 #teamtheyswitch #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #icame #maidonmaid #ramranch @handMaid https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/589ece8372a3.png
do you need someone to apply some kind of ointment or maybe hold icepacks on them silently while you work today
i have a concussion whats everyone up to (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #teamtheyswitch, archive rating: G)
hwat
are you serious
concept: feeling their touch travelling over you when they wake up first the sensation rousing you you stay completely still as they move their hands carefully to gain access to you you continue pretending to be asleep and hope they keep going anyways which one of you is more disgusting? (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #rankworks, #cnc, somnophilia, somno, rankmaid arisen, early thoughts, free use, only one recuperacoon, archive rating: M)
oh thats gore of my comfort character
i love seeing cute #lususposting 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, archive rating: G)
how to delete chitt
swap tabs how to wikihow how to delete chitt
delete chitt now
goregle how to communicate with the human dirk strider without hemorrhaging mid conversation shreddit
who 0n0
how to be more evil in real life 0n0
does anyone have any evil pointers (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, #evil, how to be evil, womens wrongs, archive rating: G)
so happy to have you as part of the team! 0u0 also i just finished giving @caliBorn his bath could you deep clean ablution block 42 theres a lot of blood
dms are open arigatou
hello would you sell the plushie or no
how much for the pplushie
kudos!
good evening chittr! ^0^ i hope i didnt miss anything too exciting (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, rackmaid duties have been keeping me so busy, archive rating: G)
concept: after learning about your oral fixation your matesprit has become very accommodating keeping candy on hand to push past your lips personally letting you chew or bite them when youre overstimulated slipping their thumb into your mouth between kisses petting your head while unzipping their pants “need something to suck on to calm you down, y/n?” (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, redrom, this could also be cute pale, oral fixation, oral focus, #nsfw, #rankworks, sex therapy, barkbeastplay coded a little, could you imagine being someones chewtoy!, archive rating: M)
what the fuck happened to karkat!
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can i have that painting
0n0
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5b51d52c1a7.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Jermah985, rankmaid arisen, gillplay, gill focus, archive rating: G)
i hope everyone attending #fightnight gets very sweaty and gets a hard pounding tonight! 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
🌹 Reminiscing ⬡n last wipe's #fishingfriday. Such incredible times were had. The vig⬡r⬡us thrusting ⬡f ⬡ur r⬡ds was s⬡mething t⬡ beh⬡ld. @cerbericAp⬡stle - MC R⬡se🌹
Hmmm!! #fishingfriday but I d-o-o-n't kn-o-o-w if I wanna release THIS catch 😇
⚗ no, i ☾AN'T ☾ome in to work tonight, my ar☾ane requirements are UNIQUE and so i need to pra☾ti☾e. my. ☾ASTING. you will MANAGE without me.
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
happy fishing friday everguppy! hope your catches were plentiful and may your nets remain ever full! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 #fishingfriday #fuchsiareelness
We here at the Gray House are happy to announce we’ve successfully combined #FishingFriday and #FirearmFriday to create a secret, third option, where the fishing rod is replaced with the firearm of your choice.
ooc cause they would never post this but happy #fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/166c297a907d.jpeg
O)(!!! Beac)(fore I forget, I did )(ave a R-EAL post to make for #Fis)(ingFriday, )(e)(e)(. Not really s)(ore w)(at t)(is t)(ing is, but I snagged it from t)(e bottom of t)(e lake. Isn't it just T)(-E CUT-EST!!!! And a little familiar... (( original karkat labubu by u/Beelzeboba on reddit, edited by me lol )) )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/90f48f6cf352.png
T)(at's better!!! Good buoy! @orp)(anerDualscar
Aww, p)(ooey, you didn't rec)(itt t)(is one. Is t)(at a yes? 38) @orp)(anerDualscar
Could be!!! W)(at do YOU say, Dolp)(iner? Are you too FINTIMIDAT-ED by my presence? I )(ope not. I promise I don't bite unless you want me to. @orp)(anerDualscar
Every day is fishing friday if you're desperate enough..............
Your conc)(cern is appreciated, but it's okay, dear!! It's all in good fun. Isn't t)(at rig)(t? @orp)(anerDualscar
-E)(-E)(-E)(, you're adorabubble. #Fis)(ingFriday
#Fis)(ingFriday
@orp)(anerDualscar Ooo)(, a R-EC)(ITT t)(is time? )(ow bold! I wonder w)(at I )(ave to do to get you to MANTA RAY UP and say )(i? Does tagging it #Fis)(ingFriday )(elp? )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/8a0cc29335ad.png
)(appy #Fis)(ingFriday to you too, Gameward!!! Or is it Orp)(aner again? You Amporas are so silly. 38P @orp)(anerDualscar )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/d2b41f00a99b.png
in honor of #fishingfriday i am fishing for compliments (has anybody done this joke yet) so please post nice things about me in the replies. thanks
AWW. DID THEY FORGET TO INVITE YOU. SAD. HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
This #fishingfriday I think I'm going to go to crystal lake
the prince guides the chittr timeline to #fishingfriday island https://msparp.chat/fishingfrisland
unfortunately for sentient life, and fortunately for the fish wvwho quivwer in his presence, the dashing and alternate of myself @orphanerdualscar is dowvwn wvwith another gill infection today. or something like that. the point is he's busy. wvwe are important men wvwith important time, not to be wvwasted. this means that is has fallen to my handsome and large shoulders to champion #fishingfriday so wvwhile i wvwill not be hosting an island, i wvwant evweryone to get off your pelvwic sitting basins, put on your wvwading boots and start casting lines. chop cho, cadets and post your catches to #fishingfriday today. i sawvw these beauties belowvw at a human locale- a bait and tackle shop, it is called. i wvwant evwery guppy wvwho sees this post to identify wvwith one of these four stickers and vwote belowvw for wvwhich one you think you are, if you'vwe got the guts to make the fish swvwoon and the wvwomen fear you. you knowvw wvwhat i mean. ♥️ - if i am fishing i am happy ♣️ - wvwtf wvwhere's the fish ♦️ - patience luck and lines all day ♠️ - wvwishing i wvwas fishing https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dfd3653a0575.jpeg
In ⬡bservance ⬡f fishing friday, I am declaring a 3/4 day f⬡r th⬡se ⬡f ⬡live bl⬡⬡d and ab⬡ve in c⬡rp⬡rate p⬡siti⬡ns at #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s and all #Macr⬡Cullsm⬡s subsidiaries. @⬡leanderSupern⬡va Please send y⬡ur assistant t⬡ acquire bait, tackle, and human fermented wheat beverages. #fishingfriday will s⬡⬡n c⬡mmence. #B⬡ssM⬡ves #Vi⬡letTime #Cracking⬡penAC⬡ld⬡ne #WithMyC⬡ld⬡nes #B⬡atingWithBestie #FishingFriday - MC R⬡se🌹
#FishingFriday #BackseatFishing #YetWePersevere
POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY
HUH.. WHAT IS THIS COMICALLY SIZED FISHING HOOK DOING HERE IN THE OCEAN DURING MY SWIM? HMMM... #FISHINGFRIDAY
OUMG, guys, oune ouf my retainers touk this toutal candid ouf me (I didn’t even noutice the camera, LOUL)!!! I wasn’t gounna poust this, but a certain little SOUMEOUNE was just BEGGING me tou yesternight, sou whou am I tou turn douwn an admirer? Houpe you’re happy, darling~~~!!! #nofilter #candid #natural #fishingfriday #imthefish https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2654.jpeg
T)(is #Fis)(ingFriday, you can CATC)( me in a brand new ensemble courtesy of @containedArmageddons. T)(anks, guppy! I R-E-ELly love my new )(OOK!! )(ere's )(oping I snag somet)(ing good at t)(e end of my ROD tonig)(t!! #Fis)(ingPuns #GetIt )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/8dbf87da3a70.png
don't write your password down on something that's going to get blown up in the middle of a warehouse shootout! #fishingfriday
Another #FishingFriday for the books. If you see my monstrous vehicular body on the street, feel free to pelt my passenger with rocks. I can't feel it, and he most assuredly deserves it for his heinous crimes against fish tonight. Sent from my Cybertruck
had to get out on the boat and be alone for a wwhile this wweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8bb80879f9b.png #fishingfriday #fitcheck
Thank g⬡⬡dness f⬡r #fishingfriday. It is c⬡ming. My fins quiver in anticipati⬡n as it draws near. - MC R⬡se🌹
[|87 :: 1 th;nk 1 m;ght have got the b;ggest catch before #f;sh;ngfr;day even started so 1 w;ll s;t ;t out...St;ll totally game for #f;rearmfr;day though!
✿ 𖧧he seadweller has lef𖧧 𖧧he lake f❦r a wh𖥧le, 𖧧𖥧me 𖧧❦ 𖧧h𖥧n 𖧧he numbers aga𖥧n ✿
✿ s𖧧𖥧ll n❦ s𖥧gn ❦f 𖧧hem, 𖧧he ca𖧧ches w𖥧ll be many ✿
#fishingfrriday but I just jump in and catch a big salmon in my mouth.
✿ say hell❦ 𖧧❦ g𖥧ll𖥧an, 𖧧he farmfr❦nd caugh𖧧 h𖥧m. we d𖥧d n❦𖧧 have 𖧧he pumper 𖧧❦ ea𖧧 h𖥧m ✿
🌹 N⬡t entirely sure wh⬡ ⬡r what a Karkat is, but happy wriggling day t⬡ them n⬡netheless. M⬡re imp⬡rtantly, it is #fishingfriday. Picture attached. Please regard the ph⬡t⬡graphic evidence ⬡f a rip-r⬡aring ⬡ceanic excursi⬡n between myself, @cerbericAp⬡stle , @⬡leanderSupern⬡va and @assistMint ⬡n the g⬡⬡d ⬡rphaner's pers⬡nal speedb⬡at. We have been fishing. We have been sailing. And at times, ⬡ur r⬡ds have even t⬡uched. #Chairmancing #FishingFriday #Pleasure #LikeInTheSenseThat #ThisIsPleasure #AndN⬡tBusiness #B⬡ssM⬡ves #⬡ceanMaxxing #TGIFF - MC R⬡se🌹
Buttered the hell out of some bread. Good evening.
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Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for a commoner of foreign hatching. As a former Boiran, the Onnagata had already learned how to wear the feminine grace of a courtesan like a costume in the theater of the Trollshiwara red light district. It was for this reason that he was scouted to play one of the most prestigious roles in any Grubuki play — the leading female role of Aggaei Makkie in the play "The Florastalk of Troll Edo" — for which the character, a commanding, fiercely loyal, and deeply passionate high-ranking courtesan, spurns a wealthy, but abusive highblood customer to protect her quadmate in one of the most famous monologues of scathing, acerbic, pitch-black venom ever recited in Grubuki theatre — the AKKUTTAI. It was for channeling this performance with such peerless vitriol that Uesugi Karkat became one of the most famous Onnagatas of the Troll Edo period. Naturally, the life of a Grubuki actor means constant pressure. Rehearsal, training, perfection of one's craft. Many onnagata of the time preferred to live their craft vicariously at all times, adopting a female persona through which to hone their "method" in everyday life. This was not the case for Uesugi Karkat, who shed his many-colored persona when off the stage to don nondescript gray robes whenever possible. Yet the constant pressure of life in a Grubuki theatre troupe and his ability to navigate it with grace made him both a leader among his fellow actors and something of a popular figure with the stagehands who he commiserated with in the wings. It was from these stagehands, many of whom were well-versed in the art of securing props with ropes, fastening theatrical rigging, and tying elaborate, functional knots, that the famed Onnagata would learn one final skill from the world of the theatre — one that would lead to his secret life as the NAWASHII. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6014bb70e8.png #uesugikarkat
don't be fuckin lame old man
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Even now, I am to remind myself just how little I really matter. No matter how much help I have done. Someone else would’ve done it in my place. Someone else will love her. Someone else already has. I believe it’s been long enough that I should get back to cleaning, corpses won’t clean themselves up.」
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
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wrote out a whole concept about gill licking and then deleted it these seadwellers are doing crazy things to me (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i have never met a more easily pitchbaited bloodline than the amporas its like their greatest weakness (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pitchslop, archive rating: ♠︎ )
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c03c0974a36.jpeg got one
waaaait kudos
@archiveAddict While I think your lurid chits from the day prior were quite inspired, I believe you missed out on an important and quite potentially gripping angle of this encounter. The taboo of the smeared quadrant triad. Ideally, the individual with the matesprit and kismesis in this arrangement could also be privy to some moments of tenderest loathing betwixt their own partners, preferably while being, as the humans call it, spitroasted by their partners. Oh, and for good measure: @crypticClinomaniac @abattoirsGutter #nsfw #rankbait
im unabel to really make a good rreport on this piece i mean it leaves me wanting is this it? maybe if you post another part ill rate it but probabbbly not kudos ♠
whatever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2edd5483b181.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Lord Caliborn, #teaparty, #nsfw, shelf things, archive rating: M)
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
WEEKENDS ARE FOR THE WEAK. #NONIGHTSOFF #GRINDSET
pelae please please please pleae please please please i still think about you lighting my cigarette please pleasplease
post #rankbait
I THINK I'M DOING THIS #AMPORABASHING THING WRONG. I KEEP BASHING. AND BASHING. BUT HE IS NOT DISSUADED. IF ANYTHING. I SUSPECT HIS POWERS ARE GROWING. ALONGSIDE OTHER CRITICAL ATTRIBUTES. #NSFW #HAVEYOUTRIEDMYSTRATEGY #MRPRESIDENT #RANKBAIT
mm yhawjaw is on the flor theres bloodeverwhere uou dont understand what thsis means to me
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'd really love a secretary. Someone beneath me, a ptitsa. Someone who walks into a room, trying to stay stable as I run my hand down my chest, watching me sit lazily against a chair with my legs spread open and my collared shirt unbuttoned. Try to see just how long they can stand there and act like nothing is happening. Waft smoke into their face, treat them like my own astray. Spit on the very idea of independence. How long would it take until they stop flinching? How long until they associate the pain with me? How long until they make a move? #rankbait #nsfw ]
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first four words have me very excited future rankmaid does anything incredible happen
yes! ^0^
yes try this tavros!
concept: “you want a shot?” you nod your head, watching them pour a glass before knocking it back into their own mouth before you have time to protest, they grab you by your cheeks to pry open your lips leaning in to spit it back into your mouth between messy kisses (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
hngfcnnnccckkudos
can we paint our nails today
hello roxy-chan! ^0^
good evening moonlight ^0^
concept: “other quadrants? you dont need other quadrants as long as im your kismesis my hate is all you fucking need” (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, possessiveness, possessive kismesis, #nsfw, inspired by @askewArcheologist, toxic pitch, quadcontrol, archive rating: M)
i wouldnt even let you! thats how much i despise you and your stupid gills do you know how much i have to hate someone to refuse being given burn marks!
you want to put one of those nasty cigars out on me so bad
concept: out of your pan high drunk everything in between feeling their hands squish your cheeks to force you to down more liqour, forcing you to swallow, leaning in to messily kiss you through laughter afterwards feeling them blow smoke on your face for a secondhand coating their fingers in slime and forcing them down your throat you dont remember taking your pants off but it feels so good (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, #nsfwe, redcoded, flushcoded, unmentioned quads, chitfic, substance abuse, peer pressure, soporplay, mutual intoxication, archive rating: M)
hhoghmygod
oh hm ygo,.,.,//
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my resume: artist of fine literary works professional ashtray (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
carapacians
could you imagine if your friends who are matesprits invited you out to hang out and you were like "no i dont want to impose" but they reassured you they wanted you there so you hang out and are kind of third wheeling but its okay because you enjoy spending time with them and later you go back to their hive and things are winding down and youre thinking about leaving but before you can bring up heading out you notice that theyre kissing and they havent stopped kissing for a while so youre sitting there just staring at them and you cough or clear your throat but all it does is make one of them pull the other into their lap and youre frighteningly close to both of them and can hear the noises of them making out and youre forced to just hold onto your knees and sit there while you debate what to do and finally you stand up to start heading to the door and one of them goes "where do you think youre going" and you just sort of laugh and say "yyou guys are busy ill leave you alone" and both of them look at you with a pitiful expression and say "no we want you here" "we want you to stay" so you sit back down and they pick back up like nothing has changed (tags: im not sure, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
he disliked the post gomen
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
hello everyone im thinking about tiarna this evening i hope shes doing okay
damara is so cool 0v0
As per @aeneasCaldarium 's request, I w9uld like t9 keep the #Ancest9rTalk t9pic g9ing 6y addressing Z99l9ger C99lscar and their attitude t9wards lusii. As a #surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system myself, it's difficult t9 see the Z99l9ger's supp9sed rescuing and c9nservati9n 9f 9rphaned lusii as anything 9ther than a manifestati9n 9f a latent desire t9 cull tr9lls 9f their 9wn. Perhaps we sh9uld think critically a69ut why a vi9let6l99d w9uld find themself s9 c9ncerned with the "well6eing" 9f 9thers. After all, just 6ecause a lusus has 6een tragically separated fr9m their ward, whether thr9ugh death 9r estrangement, d9es n9t mean it is suddenly incapa6le 9f fending f9r itself 9r ad9pting an9ther tr9ll if it s9 ch99ses. Lusii are functi9ning mem6ers 9f s9ciety just like any9ne else. I questi9n if C99lscar has ever *asked* the lusii if they'd like t9 6e rescued? #Culling #6ef9ranCulling #N9tACall9utP9st #JustADiscussi9nP9st
concept: making them practice coiling their bulge at the base so they can knot you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, quad unmentioned, Troll/Troll, Troll/Human, troll anatomy, quadless concept, #nsfw, speaking of omegaverse, ABO, archive rating: E)
hello can you bring this to me
youre by my hive can you drop this off
can you bring this to me
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
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its okay no one we know is online they wont see
s0 y0ull tangle limbs with jake 0iled up in sh0rt sh0rts but y0u w0nt even hit me
wwould you do it?
i have so much money i wish i could give it to someone to beat me senseless (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
its been on my to do list but things were busy with #eridanweek and also my hive was blown up by an alternian seadweller but yes id like to move forward with this if possible
i wish someone would vaguepost about me 0_0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, smoking breakfast thoughts, #substance, rankmaid arisen, archive rating: G)
omega omega omega my feed is full of omegas if were all omegas there will be too many nests and not enough alphas to breed everyone and we will not make it through the cold season due to the influx of heat induced omega on omega aggression (tags: Reader/Alpha, OOOOOOOOOOOA, ABO, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
~vvhen vvill vve discuss knotted bulge #nsfvv
youre obsessed with me and now youre stuck on the planet you hate so much
well ii could help you out but ii gue22 ii wont.
Handmaid, that doesn't seem like quite the proper wording to use towards me. Maybe you could attempt to paint your words in a more polite tone this time?
i ddontknow im getting really nervous youre makign me really nervous
hwat
i am in dire nneed of you being mean to me
ccna you ask me meaner
hhkh
i d0nt kn0w if she wants me t0 d0 that
at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
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concept: @loveBot <3 / <3< @turingTranscendence (tags: Lovebot/Hatebot, #rankworks, redblack mix up, complicated quadrants, robophilia, #nsfw, archive rating: T )
would you join the fellowship of the hat to destroy troll bruno marss artifact of blackrom?
has he talked to you about the quest i sent him on i need that artifact destroyed
ah gomen yes roxy-chan i am okay! the artifact of pitch troll bruno marss hat caused me to have a very violent run in with eridans ancestor but i am healed up
arise chittr! so much new slime! my dream came true 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #sliming, archive rating: T)
i inkowo i knwo oi be printed out 443 copeis so far ive also figured out how to make lifesized cut outs i am tapiang the split images togehter now currently to be able to make one that is appproximately the size of my door i have also figured out how to create an athome hologram providor with multiple plastibottles pieces together in a pyramid shape with the screen on center im trying to get the dimensions correct for a larger hhologram so ill gkeep you updated with that
Y0u kn0w what Things i am l00king f0r in a partner: - wants t0 fucking tear me apart #nsfw
iif i hosted a party after my hive gets repaired and the party was just about spinning a naked figure of troll sanji tto make people kiss and i wouldnt play i would just watch and maybe i could have a special chair to sit in as the special um host of the party that had the best view of the circle also would anyone come to that? i understand if not (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, spin the figure, #nsfw, and other party games, i wouldnt play any, i would just be watching, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ havent heard from you in a while. where you peek your head out of huh? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Well... this doesn't seem right. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hit the side of my head pretty hard … but if I had to guess I’d say I’m er— .. ok Beforus? ]
are you okay?! 0n0 whats going on?
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/nrw3vg.gif tagged #nsfw for flashing image. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Fuck my thinkpan hurts-- ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Landing was harsh I’ve been out for a hour. But. I’m in a forest! That seems right.. ]
be careful!
:33 < Oh! Are mew trying out a new quirk? :OO
oh fuck
alternians d0nt fuck ar0und (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, <3<, archive rating: M)
the spirits are quite loud today would you mind showing me a song youve been listening to a lot recently? 0v0"
thank you so much! i would love to read your take on a dynamic that interests you like this sometime ^0^ i think restraint is such an incredible tool to be used narratively especially in quad focused writing maybe i just love the will they wont they trope too much!
today im thinking about a fuschia blood prince and his indigo knight bodyguard and protector unable to pursue quads due to the taboo and questions it would raise, the knight stands at the princes bedside watching over him to protect him from any evil doer that may come to harm his prince just doing his duty while the prince pleasures himself and keeps eye contact with his knight, out in the open for the knight with such incredible restraint to drink in every inch of his prince as he plays with his own royal body "spill for me lad" the knight chokes out as the end comes near, not moving from his post at the princes bedside (tags: Prince/Knight, #nsfw, caste difference, this would be a good full fic, i wish i was a prince, but i would be a lowly serf, a stupid pathetic maid, hh, flushfic, pining redrom, no touching, exhibitionism, voyuerism, archive rating: E)
concept: a cute short girl whos super shy and modest but turns out she has a giant girlbulge that is literally so big you dont even know what to do about it (tags: Reader/Anonymous, i keep seeing #girlbulge on my dash, #rankworks, #nsfw, size difference, unmentioned quadrant, small top, archive rating: M)
the site might be acting insane but were all on the ship together everyone hold onto me well make it through this!
concept: a cute excitable girl using her bulge on a big stoic boys nook and though hes usually very apathetic and tough he blushes and cries while shes on top (tags: Chittr Timeline Trend/The Rankmaid, #rankworks, small top big bottom, no quad mention, chitfic, girlbulge, boynook, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
fuck you
FLARP costume on the floor (Uh) (Ooh) Take it off for me, for me, for me, for me noww, girllllll - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
ah i wouldnt want to put you out like that exemplar danklook sir
ssend me your coords and ill package the hopbeast suit up for you!
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
broodmatehood of the travelling hopbeast suit?
im glad jake will be getting my hopbeast suit i hope he wears it and posts photos and maybe dirk can take the pictures ffor him of him in it that would be nice i hope
ah gomen you are little equius not my danklook
you vape all the time!
smoking breakfast on the porch hello everyone! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, waking up, #substance, archive rating: G)
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
#baited (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, 🎣, <3<, archive rating: E)
Subcutaneous dermal plating, pneumatic grip, liquid nitrogen cooling system... retractable monomolecular claws... zero point energy beam, antimatter cannon that comes out of your chest.
Here. A better picture o ma face. https://64.media.tumblr.com/1972fb5d067b0f92c78278b5dcbab8bb/f21dbaf6eefdfb2e-62/s1280x1920/98c6cd629dbfd28626aee0a5c798bf7ba3b7dcc7.png ((ooc: i worked hard on this and then gave up on the pants rendering LOL))
hhg hh iim hidding g eeggs! (tags: oviposition, #nsfw, easter sunday fic, archive rating: E)
20k kult celebration easter hopbeast outfit arrived this is much more revealing than i had been lead to believe
Hey l಄಄k, my first ♠ react!
you were the latest in the thread when i looked at it! 0u0
the feed seems to be in a mood so lets play a game! 0v0 reply to the person above you in the thread below if you would or wouldnt pail them! that means im first no pressure haha!
we need to play together! 0v0
finished with my conquests & mythbeasts session im so tired! my fighter hexblade the absolute got a final kill in a cavern combat before having a nice picnic with another pc hes crushing on 0v0
i dont even know what i said! i dont remember anything! other than hating you!
dont ever post publicly about that event or what was or wasnt said ever again especially as someone who was spilling not only his guys but troll bruno marss
i dont spread rumors!
hh youre right im so stupid ill just read it again
i think im all rested and better after last night! did i miss anything fun while i was away? ^0^
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
concept: the insatiably sweet aphrodisiac-like effects induced by trickster mode #iwantcandy (tags: Reader/Trickster, #nsfw, suggestive, #rankworks, archive rating: M)
hey watch OUt for a rEAlly big OIl spill that just hit the OceAn thats my bad #fishingfriday
I used Big Bertha for this one. Get blasted, you little shits. #fishingfriday https://environmenttechnology.science.blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/download-24.jpg
My fishing lure. #fishingfriday https://i.etsystatic.com/16728805/r/il/3cf400/4128158521/il_fullxfull.4128158521_arl7.jpg
Say hello to my little explosive friend. #fishingfriday https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8B%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B4%AF%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%B3%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%B3_%E0%B4%AE%E0%B5%80%E0%B5%BB_%E0%B4%AA%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%A4%E0%B4%82.jpg/1920px-%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8B%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B4%AF%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%B3%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%B3_%E0%B4%AE%E0%B5%80%E0%B5%BB_%E0%B4%AA%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%A4%E0%B4%82.jpg
#fishingfriday is the work of the felt.
Its raining fish. Hallelujah its raining fish. #fishingfriday
think i need to be tied up n muzzled left on the ground a fuckin mess i think thatd fix me #nsfw
so glad we found a replacement for green markiplier for my epic and cool movie
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Canon Divergent - She's very black-coded (the writer is also black) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gender: Female Pronouns: She/Her Sexuality: Bisexual Title: Her Affluent Socialite ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We gotta completely ignore canon for Trizza here. She's had a few years of character growth, RP-wise, before being here, and achievements. She is the current Empress of her Alternia. She, while still pretty awful, she has grown due to her friendships. She still loves herself, and she will post about hating men. I've got a low tolerance for instant aggro! So if you're overly hateful or aggressive with her, I'll block! If we're both not having fun, it's not fun at all. BIG timeline note: She never met the humans and I don't focus on any of the human stuff for her timeline. There isn't a lot of game related aspects here as the game has let me down and disappointed me. So I am not listening to it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
writin' this down, cap'n.
i don't wanna ride a wave BUT I MADE A WAVE cultivate a cult look at me 'cause I'm a FREAK black and white mane with a face full of makeup PRETTIER THAN YOUR GIRL nails sharp like a RAZOR. #lyric
HEADACHE. i will be going to bed early, motherfuckers. GOOD NIGHT.
yawn. sleepy.
YES. >:o)
i bet you taste good.
ALL THIS TALK OF EATING PEOPLE. WHO HASNT? #nsfw
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
YOU FIRST.
TRUST, i can do both at the same motherfuckin time. #nsfw
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ANYONE ELSE SUDDENLY CRAVING WADER SASHIMI.
サメを追って座礁し、狂い果てた漁師のように――俺はお前のエラを犯してやる。 #NSFW #LITERATURE #POETRY #THEYWILLMAKEWOODCUTS #LASTINGTHOUSANDSOFSWEEPS #TOMEMORIALIZEWHATIDOTOYOU
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im going to need a few more of these bangers please
no talk to me i'm angry. #chittrconfession
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im alwyz sayin dis tbhhh
Hours? I'll clap slower.
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