♠ hated by @orphanerDualscar

An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png

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wrote out a whole concept about gill licking and then deleted it these seadwellers are doing crazy things to me (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

i have never met a more easily pitchbaited bloodline than the amporas its like their greatest weakness (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pitchslop, archive rating: ♠︎ )

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c03c0974a36.jpeg got one

waaaait kudos
@archiveAddict While I think your lurid chits from the day prior were quite inspired, I believe you missed out on an important and quite potentially gripping angle of this encounter. The taboo of the smeared quadrant triad. Ideally, the individual with the matesprit and kismesis in this arrangement could also be privy to some moments of tenderest loathing betwixt their own partners, preferably while being, as the humans call it, spitroasted by their partners. Oh, and for good measure: @crypticClinomaniac @abattoirsGutter #nsfw #rankbait

im unabel to really make a good rreport on this piece i mean it leaves me wanting is this it? maybe if you post another part ill rate it but probabbbly not kudos ♠

whatever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2edd5483b181.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Lord Caliborn, #teaparty, #nsfw, shelf things, archive rating: M)

i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
WEEKENDS ARE FOR THE WEAK. #NONIGHTSOFF #GRINDSET

pelae please please please pleae please please please i still think about you lighting my cigarette please pleasplease

post #rankbait
I THINK I'M DOING THIS #AMPORABASHING THING WRONG. I KEEP BASHING. AND BASHING. BUT HE IS NOT DISSUADED. IF ANYTHING. I SUSPECT HIS POWERS ARE GROWING. ALONGSIDE OTHER CRITICAL ATTRIBUTES. #NSFW #HAVEYOUTRIEDMYSTRATEGY #MRPRESIDENT #RANKBAIT

mm yhawjaw is on the flor theres bloodeverwhere uou dont understand what thsis means to me

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'd really love a secretary. Someone beneath me, a ptitsa. Someone who walks into a room, trying to stay stable as I run my hand down my chest, watching me sit lazily against a chair with my legs spread open and my collared shirt unbuttoned. Try to see just how long they can stand there and act like nothing is happening. Waft smoke into their face, treat them like my own astray. Spit on the very idea of independence. How long would it take until they stop flinching? How long until they associate the pain with me? How long until they make a move? #rankbait #nsfw ]

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jhoohouhn,,hh., ,. /// oo hhh

first four words have me very excited future rankmaid does anything incredible happen

yes! ^0^

yes try this tavros!

concept: “you want a shot?” you nod your head, watching them pour a glass before knocking it back into their own mouth before you have time to protest, they grab you by your cheeks to pry open your lips leaning in to spit it back into your mouth between messy kisses (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)

hngfcnnnccckkudos

can we paint our nails today

hello roxy-chan! ^0^

good evening moonlight ^0^

concept: “other quadrants? you dont need other quadrants as long as im your kismesis my hate is all you fucking need” (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, possessiveness, possessive kismesis, #nsfw, inspired by @askewArcheologist, toxic pitch, quadcontrol, archive rating: M)

i wouldnt even let you! thats how much i despise you and your stupid gills do you know how much i have to hate someone to refuse being given burn marks!

you want to put one of those nasty cigars out on me so bad

concept: out of your pan high drunk everything in between feeling their hands squish your cheeks to force you to down more liqour, forcing you to swallow, leaning in to messily kiss you through laughter afterwards feeling them blow smoke on your face for a secondhand coating their fingers in slime and forcing them down your throat you dont remember taking your pants off but it feels so good (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, #nsfwe, redcoded, flushcoded, unmentioned quads, chitfic, substance abuse, peer pressure, soporplay, mutual intoxication, archive rating: M)

hhoghmygod

oh hm ygo,.,.,//

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my resume: artist of fine literary works professional ashtray (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

carapacians

could you imagine if your friends who are matesprits invited you out to hang out and you were like "no i dont want to impose" but they reassured you they wanted you there so you hang out and are kind of third wheeling but its okay because you enjoy spending time with them and later you go back to their hive and things are winding down and youre thinking about leaving but before you can bring up heading out you notice that theyre kissing and they havent stopped kissing for a while so youre sitting there just staring at them and you cough or clear your throat but all it does is make one of them pull the other into their lap and youre frighteningly close to both of them and can hear the noises of them making out and youre forced to just hold onto your knees and sit there while you debate what to do and finally you stand up to start heading to the door and one of them goes "where do you think youre going" and you just sort of laugh and say "yyou guys are busy ill leave you alone" and both of them look at you with a pitiful expression and say "no we want you here" "we want you to stay" so you sit back down and they pick back up like nothing has changed (tags: im not sure, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

he disliked the post gomen

concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)

hello everyone im thinking about tiarna this evening i hope shes doing okay

damara is so cool 0v0
As per @aeneasCaldarium 's request, I w9uld like t9 keep the #Ancest9rTalk t9pic g9ing 6y addressing Z99l9ger C99lscar and their attitude t9wards lusii. As a #surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system myself, it's difficult t9 see the Z99l9ger's supp9sed rescuing and c9nservati9n 9f 9rphaned lusii as anything 9ther than a manifestati9n 9f a latent desire t9 cull tr9lls 9f their 9wn. Perhaps we sh9uld think critically a69ut why a vi9let6l99d w9uld find themself s9 c9ncerned with the "well6eing" 9f 9thers. After all, just 6ecause a lusus has 6een tragically separated fr9m their ward, whether thr9ugh death 9r estrangement, d9es n9t mean it is suddenly incapa6le 9f fending f9r itself 9r ad9pting an9ther tr9ll if it s9 ch99ses. Lusii are functi9ning mem6ers 9f s9ciety just like any9ne else. I questi9n if C99lscar has ever *asked* the lusii if they'd like t9 6e rescued? #Culling #6ef9ranCulling #N9tACall9utP9st #JustADiscussi9nP9st

concept: making them practice coiling their bulge at the base so they can knot you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, quad unmentioned, Troll/Troll, Troll/Human, troll anatomy, quadless concept, #nsfw, speaking of omegaverse, ABO, archive rating: E)

hello can you bring this to me

youre by my hive can you drop this off

can you bring this to me

long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega

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its okay no one we know is online they wont see

s0 y0ull tangle limbs with jake 0iled up in sh0rt sh0rts but y0u w0nt even hit me

wwould you do it?

i have so much money i wish i could give it to someone to beat me senseless (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

its been on my to do list but things were busy with #eridanweek and also my hive was blown up by an alternian seadweller but yes id like to move forward with this if possible

i wish someone would vaguepost about me 0_0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, smoking breakfast thoughts, #substance, rankmaid arisen, archive rating: G)

omega omega omega my feed is full of omegas if were all omegas there will be too many nests and not enough alphas to breed everyone and we will not make it through the cold season due to the influx of heat induced omega on omega aggression (tags: Reader/Alpha, OOOOOOOOOOOA, ABO, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

youre obsessed with me and now youre stuck on the planet you hate so much
well ii could help you out but ii gue22 ii wont.
Handmaid, that doesn't seem like quite the proper wording to use towards me. Maybe you could attempt to paint your words in a more polite tone this time?

i ddontknow im getting really nervous youre makign me really nervous

hwat

i am in dire nneed of you being mean to me

ccna you ask me meaner

hhkh

i d0nt kn0w if she wants me t0 d0 that

at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...

hh

concept: @loveBot <3 / <3< @turingTranscendence (tags: Lovebot/Hatebot, #rankworks, redblack mix up, complicated quadrants, robophilia, #nsfw, archive rating: T )

would you join the fellowship of the hat to destroy troll bruno marss artifact of blackrom?

has he talked to you about the quest i sent him on i need that artifact destroyed

ah gomen yes roxy-chan i am okay! the artifact of pitch troll bruno marss hat caused me to have a very violent run in with eridans ancestor but i am healed up

arise chittr! so much new slime! my dream came true 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #sliming, archive rating: T)

i inkowo i knwo oi be printed out 443 copeis so far ive also figured out how to make lifesized cut outs i am tapiang the split images togehter now currently to be able to make one that is appproximately the size of my door i have also figured out how to create an athome hologram providor with multiple plastibottles pieces together in a pyramid shape with the screen on center im trying to get the dimensions correct for a larger hhologram so ill gkeep you updated with that
Y0u kn0w what Things i am l00king f0r in a partner: - wants t0 fucking tear me apart #nsfw

iif i hosted a party after my hive gets repaired and the party was just about spinning a naked figure of troll sanji tto make people kiss and i wouldnt play i would just watch and maybe i could have a special chair to sit in as the special um host of the party that had the best view of the circle also would anyone come to that? i understand if not (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, spin the figure, #nsfw, and other party games, i wouldnt play any, i would just be watching, archive rating: M)

are you okay?! 0n0 whats going on?

be careful!

oh fuck

alternians d0nt fuck ar0und (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, <3<, archive rating: M)

the spirits are quite loud today would you mind showing me a song youve been listening to a lot recently? 0v0"

thank you so much! i would love to read your take on a dynamic that interests you like this sometime ^0^ i think restraint is such an incredible tool to be used narratively especially in quad focused writing maybe i just love the will they wont they trope too much!

today im thinking about a fuschia blood prince and his indigo knight bodyguard and protector unable to pursue quads due to the taboo and questions it would raise, the knight stands at the princes bedside watching over him to protect him from any evil doer that may come to harm his prince just doing his duty while the prince pleasures himself and keeps eye contact with his knight, out in the open for the knight with such incredible restraint to drink in every inch of his prince as he plays with his own royal body "spill for me lad" the knight chokes out as the end comes near, not moving from his post at the princes bedside (tags: Prince/Knight, #nsfw, caste difference, this would be a good full fic, i wish i was a prince, but i would be a lowly serf, a stupid pathetic maid, hh, flushfic, pining redrom, no touching, exhibitionism, voyuerism, archive rating: E)

concept: a cute short girl whos super shy and modest but turns out she has a giant girlbulge that is literally so big you dont even know what to do about it (tags: Reader/Anonymous, i keep seeing #girlbulge on my dash, #rankworks, #nsfw, size difference, unmentioned quadrant, small top, archive rating: M)

the site might be acting insane but were all on the ship together everyone hold onto me well make it through this!

concept: a cute excitable girl using her bulge on a big stoic boys nook and though hes usually very apathetic and tough he blushes and cries while shes on top (tags: Chittr Timeline Trend/The Rankmaid, #rankworks, small top big bottom, no quad mention, chitfic, girlbulge, boynook, #nsfw, archive rating: E)

fuck you
FLARP costume on the floor (Uh) (Ooh) Take it off for me, for me, for me, for me noww, girllllll - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -

ah i wouldnt want to put you out like that exemplar danklook sir

ssend me your coords and ill package the hopbeast suit up for you!

i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)

broodmatehood of the travelling hopbeast suit?

im glad jake will be getting my hopbeast suit i hope he wears it and posts photos and maybe dirk can take the pictures ffor him of him in it that would be nice i hope

ah gomen you are little equius not my danklook

you vape all the time!

smoking breakfast on the porch hello everyone! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, waking up, #substance, archive rating: G)

concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)

#baited (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, 🎣, <3<, archive rating: E)

Subcutaneous dermal plating, pneumatic grip, liquid nitrogen cooling system... retractable monomolecular claws... zero point energy beam, antimatter cannon that comes out of your chest.
Here. A better picture o ma face. https://64.media.tumblr.com/1972fb5d067b0f92c78278b5dcbab8bb/f21dbaf6eefdfb2e-62/s1280x1920/98c6cd629dbfd28626aee0a5c798bf7ba3b7dcc7.png ((ooc: i worked hard on this and then gave up on the pants rendering LOL))

hhg hh iim hidding g eeggs! (tags: oviposition, #nsfw, easter sunday fic, archive rating: E)

20k kult celebration easter hopbeast outfit arrived this is much more revealing than i had been lead to believe
Hey l಄಄k, my first ♠ react!

the feed seems to be in a mood so lets play a game! 0v0 reply to the person above you in the thread below if you would or wouldnt pail them! that means im first no pressure haha!

we need to play together! 0v0

finished with my conquests & mythbeasts session im so tired! my fighter hexblade the absolute got a final kill in a cavern combat before having a nice picnic with another pc hes crushing on 0v0

i dont even know what i said! i dont remember anything! other than hating you!

dont ever post publicly about that event or what was or wasnt said ever again especially as someone who was spilling not only his guys but troll bruno marss

i dont spread rumors!

hh youre right im so stupid ill just read it again

i think im all rested and better after last night! did i miss anything fun while i was away? ^0^

ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg

concept: the insatiably sweet aphrodisiac-like effects induced by trickster mode #iwantcandy (tags: Reader/Trickster, #nsfw, suggestive, #rankworks, archive rating: M)

hey watch OUt for a rEAlly big OIl spill that just hit the OceAn thats my bad #fishingfriday

I used Big Bertha for this one. Get blasted, you little shits. #fishingfriday https://environmenttechnology.science.blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/download-24.jpg

My fishing lure. #fishingfriday https://i.etsystatic.com/16728805/r/il/3cf400/4128158521/il_fullxfull.4128158521_arl7.jpg

Say hello to my little explosive friend. #fishingfriday https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8B%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B4%AF%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%B3%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%B3_%E0%B4%AE%E0%B5%80%E0%B5%BB_%E0%B4%AA%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%A4%E0%B4%82.jpg/1920px-%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8B%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B4%AF%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%B3%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%B3_%E0%B4%AE%E0%B5%80%E0%B5%BB_%E0%B4%AA%E0%B4%BF%E0%B4%9F%E0%B5%81%E0%B4%A4%E0%B5%8D%E0%B4%A4%E0%B4%82.jpg

Its raining fish. Hallelujah its raining fish. #fishingfriday
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Canon Divergent - She's very black-coded (the writer is also black) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gender: Female Pronouns: She/Her Sexuality: Bisexual Title: Her Affluent Socialite ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We gotta completely ignore canon for Trizza here. She's had a few years of character growth, RP-wise, before being here, and achievements. She is the current Empress of her Alternia. She, while still pretty awful, she has grown due to her friendships. She still loves herself, and she will post about hating men. I've got a low tolerance for instant aggro! So if you're overly hateful or aggressive with her, I'll block! If we're both not having fun, it's not fun at all. BIG timeline note: She never met the humans and I don't focus on any of the human stuff for her timeline. There isn't a lot of game related aspects here as the game has let me down and disappointed me. So I am not listening to it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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ANYONE ELSE SUDDENLY CRAVING WADER SASHIMI.
サメを追って座礁し、狂い果てた漁師のように――俺はお前のエラを犯してやる。 #NSFW #LITERATURE #POETRY #THEYWILLMAKEWOODCUTS #LASTINGTHOUSANDSOFSWEEPS #TOMEMORIALIZEWHATIDOTOYOU

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im going to need a few more of these bangers please
no talk to me i'm angry. #chittrconfession
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