♠ hated by @orthopraxicArchivist
I have got to get more sexy.
Oooh, (ooh) my Hooligans knoww howw I feel about a wwell-read wwoman (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
hell yes! it sounds like you would be a natural at getting #oiledup and helping someone else get #oiledup then!
i think you have to have another person rub it all over your body? otherwise you might not be able to reach everywhere, but i guess just rubbing on yourself can also work it would just be less effective. i figure it is a similar process to applying sunscreen!
i mean it! if you would like reassurance through it i would be happy to do it together as well. i think it would be both of our first times being oiled up.
hell yeah! i think anyone you ask would agree that it would be awesome to see you #oiledup.
▼▼y'know i was about to but maybe I've changed my mind▲▲
HOO HOO HOO. OR ELSE WHAT, BITCH. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ME.
▼▼▼uuuughhh▲▲▲ ▼▼oh my gog you can't be serious▲▲
▼▼▼calling the matron again gog i swear▲▲▲ ▲Lanque and i have a deal and plus I've already left▼ ▲pull that rod out of your ass and lighten up just a little bit▼
RARELY BEFORE HAS ANYONE PUT ON, SUCH A CRIPPLING DISPLAY OF SELF HUMILIATION. I'M ACTUALLY AMAZED THIS BITCH EVEN DARES TO SHOW HER FACE OUTSIDE AT ALL. LET ALONE, ON THE INTERNET.
▼course you go right into telling bronya, snitch▲ ▼just be happy the work is still getting done▲ ▲anyways I'm gonna be out at a party dunno if you've ever heard of one of those▼
▲oh you weren't here, Lanque lost a bet to me he's doing my stuff for a couple cycles▼
▲oh my gog this is so funny, i think two thirds of her likes are bronyas posts▼ ▲maybe this won't be totally lame, worth a couple laughs▼
▲crazy that I've messed up my sleep schedule so bad it's like I'm in a different timezone from the rest of the cloister▼ ▲guess I'll have to fix that eventually▼ ▼or not▲
▼you getting pailed just once would fix you i know it▲
[|||] oh yoooooou're the simp!!! lmao
[|||] who's the simp aaaaaand what're they ruining???
▼▼▼the simp got here pack it up everyone funs over▲▲▲
Nearly the entire cloister is here.
Thanks @voraciousInfovore for being my #1 chittr reactor!
▲update on the date, she did pull out a ukulele and will be dealt with▼