Zeezed
@paintedSmile
she/her but dont talk about me when im not in the block k? hmu if you want a moirail thatll actually challenge you <> juggling kismesises rn not looking for an auspice im right where i wanna be
decided it was wayyyy easier to imagine that everyone else is the problem and im not ;o) its a really eye opening outlook on life
just lost another moirail am i the problem?
:33 < meowrails are easy to k33p! :33 < just f33d them milk and hand them towels :33 < and give them lots of cuddles! :33 < and bring them dead animals, they love that!
need tips on how to get my lusus to stop bringing me dead shit in her nasty ass mouth and dropping them at the foot of my recuperacoon like ok mom thanks what the fuck am i supposed to do with this if i wanted a corpse in my house i wouldve got it myself
my ex moirail and i once played this fun game called brownie roulette where id make brownies and fill most with sopor slime and one with arsenic then wed eat them randomly until one of us died the best part is that you can’t immediately tell which one youve eaten and you feel like dying either way im undefeated to this day hmu if you wanna challenge me ;o) #substance #nsfwe #cw-self-harm
so russian roulette but with brownies gonna add that to my list of interesting troll culteral bits that i didnt really need to know but now i will probably never forget
its not a cultural thing im just a freak ;o)
i think that makes this worse actually are you like the guy from princess bride where actually every single brownie is poisoned and it doesnt matter which one you eat youre just going to die but you specifically dont die because youve been spending several years building up a tolerance to that very specific kind of poison so its a risk free game that you cant possibly lose
omg no but thanks for the ideaaaa i might start doing that now xoxo im gonna go find a new moirail rn
its pronounced “Z” by the way, the other half is silent
top 3 times to shut the fuck up 1. when ur in a bookhive 2. when ur watching a movie 3. when im talking ;o)
its actually really funny when people get pissed off by the things i say like ur getting mad at my mouth noises you poor thing did i manage to upset you by making specific sounds and putting them together a certain way awww <3<
if im at your hive and you have stuffed animals not only will i make fun of you for having them ill also make them watch when we pail but i will not be coming back lmaoooooo #nsfw
Th🜁t’s s🝎 messed up! We sh🝎uld m🜁ke them w🜁tch e🜄ery time we p🜁il ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I am not a lover of stuffed animals, I enjoy stuffed animals to a normal and average degree like the general population!
i went to “loves stuffed animals” island and they had a statue of you bc youre such a frequent visitor there
I am unsure if an island like that exists, but I assure you I have not been visiting it
if you eat your hotdogs without anything on them just know i am judging you and i will do a drive-by ketchup squirt onto your dog so dont try that shit near me
chili. mustARd. slaw. kraut. cheese. all on the same dog.
i’m pretty sure the world only exists because i’m perceiving it so that means that everything good that happens is thanks to me. really makes you think about how i let people treat me :o/
just dumped my 5th moirail this wipe it feels like nobody actually wants to take the time to help you better yourself
ikr things start out great but then during our first mutual bloodletting session they start getting super toxic and its like why are you even here if youre not interested in my hobbies
- Oh... haha... haaa... yeah... that's so toxic of themm... aw... I'mm so sorry... hahaha... sorry... so sad... 😀