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D --> I do not need to ask who wants me D --> I have the names of those I love written on my heart so that I may always keep them close

D --> Horses

D --> I do not care if there are words that are more optimal or have more vowels D --> One day the word will be horse and I will get it on the first guess

D --> Wordle 1,850 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 D -> One letter off from getting it in 3

D --> My first guess is always horse

D --> I know I have said this before but it bears repeating D --> Long swishy maid dresses are very cute and I am very fond of girls wearing them

D --> I wasn't around because I spent all of yesterday at home rela%ing with my Maeflower D --> I will not apologize for this

D --> Hey

D --> Hungry D --> Maybe I'll snack on some oats

D --> Good evening everyone

D --> Watching farrier videos again D --> That tr001y would be the ideal career D --> Horses and blacksmithing D --> What could be better
any time i see you guys call yourself daddy i honestly just think of prince charming doing that in the 3rd shrek movie :| congrats on that #suggestive just in case

D --> Hi everyone

D --> Wordle before sleep D --> I did not e%pect that to work D --> Wordle 1,842 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
please dont give that horse ideas its bad enough he cant seem to keep his shirt on half the time

D --> I am so utterly jacked
damn it no!!! why am i getting hiccups out of nowhere!?!?

D --> Apologies I have been very busy as of late

D --> I am awake and ravenously hungry D --> Time to make a bunch of oats for pre-breakfast
weirdest thing about being part dog is just the random urge to shake for no reason usually followed by a stretch and/or yawn
here i am looking at plushies at 2am

D --> The temptation to make a post about every one of my girls for #matespritmonday individ001y is very STRONG D --> But I fear that amount of PDA might destroy the dashboard through its sheer might

D --> I don't understand why people pity my posts so much D --> I think I need to make a point about how buff and c001 I am more often

D --> Okay I am in D --> #matespritmonday D --> I love my girls so very much
https://media.tenor.com/IVfBB8GdECAAAAAC/happy-tuesday.gif Me when @jadeyHarls gets online
okay there really should be an undo button on this site
I don't think I want to scroll down.
anyway remember that undo button i mentioned? a delete post button would also be nice

D --> I have been eagerly awaiting a chance to give you a song

D --> You stepped into my trap @passionateAbyss D --> I Have But One Heart ('O marenariello) - Jerry Vale D --> https://youtu.be/pKlzbIhbjco?si=PKXBWtXSPCBLfQGL

D --> Good morning everyone D --> I have been awake for a while but I did not bother saying so

D --> Has me offering song requests to people gotten old yet D --> Because I wish to post but I can never think of what to post and it is an easy go to

D --> Song requests here D --> React or comment and I give you a song

D --> I am so STRONG and powerful
okay testing to see if this actually works but i feel like i need to clarify that this is what i actually look like ignore the fact that this picture is like 8 years old now its still pretty accurate https://64.media.tumblr.com/c31b89ef0863cfe15ccdddfb56ef1549/tumblr_pdkx5lu9y11va0n60o1_1280.jpg
equius youve reached the cap you can stop now
i will fucking cuddle block you both i swear to god

D --> Date night with my Maeflower at the botanical gardens if you cannot reach me that is why

D --> I was fuchsia for like a month once D --> It was interesting D --> I do think I do well in leadership roles when given the chance

D --> This is betrayal of the highest order

D --> @jadeyHarls stop him

D --> %

D --> Do not

D --> Yes
Whats up my homie.

D --> I would not describe anyone by the word Homie and I would not want anyone to describe me as Homie
Speaking of Sailor Moon Luna is a okay cat I suppose I'll vibe with them

D --> I feel bad for people who have e%pectations for me that I inevitably have to dash D --> But at least my muscles never let anyone down
i'm not dead, i've just been lost to video games.

D --> Oh I am not really the type to take orders at the stage I am in my life

D --> More people should call me a stallion I think
an unstoppable force meets a stubborn horse who doesnt know when he is being messed with
True
I'm tall That is all

D --> Liar

D --> Wordle 1,818 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 D --> Annoyingly close on #3

D --> I think I am a bad person but I am not evil if that makes sense D --> I am morally good, but not personally good

D --> It is storming

D --> I've been sort of distracted from the website my apologies

D --> This is a friendly reminder that I am very buff

D --> This is an antagonistic reminder that I am very buff

D --> Posts happen on this site too quickly those were supposed to be back to back
oh right ahem it is time for your regularly scheduled BARK
fun fact hummingbirds sometimes sleep upside down my son will also try doing this :T
you were just bragging about your doctor eggman badge i think that qualifies as dork behavior
@jadeyHarls is wrong and I'm not a dork

D --> Wordle 1,816 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

D --> Attempt at humor crashed and burned 6 killed 10 wounded
its that time of year where 2 hours of garden work feels more like 4 i love summer and i love my garden but phewwwww
i see you have made my notifications nonfunctional AGAIN

D --> You posted a lot that's not my fault directly

D --> Hi

D --> One of the consequences for me liking you a lot metaphorically is me liking you a lot literally

D --> We should start a support group for people whose notifications have been destroyed by my presence

D --> It's okay Jade only bullied me a little about it

D --> I think the site should use the "Centaur" font

D --> I am going to try and then most likely fail at falling asleep

D --> No my arrow

D --> My arrow is 100sed once more

D --> Good morning everyone I am glad to see my bow and arrow are safe and sound for my return
jack is dragging me to a zoo in his timeline soooooo fuck this shit im going to have a <> afternoon KRIS IF YOU SEE THIS COME JOIN PLEASE
and another plushie for the horde but this one might get to stay on the bed for a little first before joining the pile ;p

D --> What did they do to my quirk

D --> Hey

D --> There is nothing more important than personal growth

D --> My alternates really do sully my name sometimes
hi equius! https://i.imgur.com/kcSh8OY.png

D --> Thinking of horse hooves and how dainty but STRONG they are
happy pride! https://64.media.tumblr.com/b2cae3bc233317a74fe60c3980f334d1/aac222718b38545d-c2/s640x960/041bbf40dc9ca4adda2e4ce47ca5b5f9eb171696.jpg

That was s⚣ beautifully written I alm⚣st started crying. 0-0 I w⚣uldn't describe this as s⚣mething graphic but rather s⚣mething p⚣etically intimate, thank y⚣u f⚣r sharing!!

D --> #nsfw D --> Um, nothing e%treme I don't think but it gets pretty graphic so brace yourself for that if you're going to read further D --> I don't us001y post stuff like this publicly so pardon me if anything is a little stilted or what not D --> There is something magical, I think, about first times D --> Not necessarily one losing their virginity, but the first moment two people go all the way together, that moment where all the tension and build up that happened before is finally unraveled and reshaped into that mi%ture of closeness and pleasure D --> I am often, though not always, the largest person my partner has been with D --> Both in stature and, often, other ways as well D --> This means that the first time is often an e%ercise in patience and build up D --> The warm kisses that ease into nips along one's neck and ears D --> My calloused fingers running over smooth, soft skin, so delicate to my touch, so easy to bruise if I were not careful, not gentle D --> These fingers are often the first thing that I would allow to fill someone D --> But even then I am often so much larger than my partner that the thickness is a struggle D --> Feeling them squeeze around me, their body uncertain whether they can take more of the stretch, but craving it so badly, having their need dribble around my fingers as I whisper reassurances to them D --> But each little press deeper a necessary step if we're going to go further D --> If they're going to take me so deeply that they can feel me through their abdomen, see the way I am filling them completely and utterly D --> Still, fingers are never enough preparation for it D --> Try as I might, I do not think there is any way to tr001y prepare someone for the way that I claim a part of them on our first time together D --> The way I will inevitably e%tract their pleasure from the depths of them, the way I must feast on their need, and feed them in turn all the things they want or need to hear to understand how much I treasure them D --> Event001y one might become used to it, become trained to take me with comfort and ease, to know e%actly what I'm going to do to them, and there is a magic in that too, to see the way we grow more in sync, more perfect for one another D --> But that first time always remains a memory I cherish D --> To think of the person they were before they understood what it was for us to be together, and the person they become afterward, no matter how big or small that difference might be

D --> Hm D --> May make a #nsfw post about some thoughts I am having but I worry it may be too D --> Graphic, I suppose

D --> Hello beautiful

D --> Good evening everyone
Honse

D --> Please do

D --> I am still tired but unfortunately there is work to be done

D --> You guys are fond of being anonymous instead of directly addressing someone

D --> Part of that is also knowing that most people reading "Equius" and #nsfw in the same sentence will be immediately primed and ready to find any contents within to be creepy to some degree

D --> You know it has been some time since I posted my thirst trap on here

D --> I got two likes and Jade hated the post which also counts as encouragement so here is my picture again D --> #zahhakvisage #nsfw (It is only really topless though) D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png
i see more people are getting badges! that's wonderful!!! :D
i'm verified!!!

D --> I see a post I like and by the terrors I press the like button
we welcome sleepy girl hours once again.
seems like it's going to be a fairly quiet night on here, at least so far. i could be wrong, but it feels quiet.
ngl, it feels like i'm getting my kult and kull scores boosted a little here.
every time equius goes on a real liking spree, my notifications are almost useless lmao.

I suppose the #nsfw tag e%ists for a reason As such it seems a little silly to make a secondary account for these things But I want to share it, though it feels like 'being horny on main' Speaking of trying new things, https://i.imgur.com/FvCa%EC.jpeg

D --> I am generally most free on the weekends

@embellishedBookworm @equiusZahhak When are we going on a date Equius wanted to see out outfits, Jill

D --> I think everyone should admire my muscles a little more than they do
omg equius!!!!
i'm getting drowned in likes again!!!
he did it again. https://i.imgur.com/flrqwgR.png

D --> Pride month is great D --> I STRONGLY enjoy seeing people embracing their proper selves and growing STRONGER by it D --> Everyone should always seek their best version of themselves and for many pride is a fantastic mechanism for them to do so, or to celebrate having done so
oh yeah, it's pride month. have an image of me! https://64.media.tumblr.com/616f91666f23b0f202aa750ff1ef7839/694e774e2599e679-46/s1280x1920/a607b3edaefda183bab8747f665747ba8a0d6b73.webp

D --> It is strange I think some of the godly titles we were bestowed with D --> I would consider myself someone noble and honourable, always up front and honest, and in a fight generally I tended to want to face something head on or strike it down with a noble bow D --> But I sort of got the powers of being really secretive and being able to appear from the nothingness to strike people with cloak and dagger D --> Isn't that ironic

D --> Being STRONG of heart is as important as being STRONG of muscle D --> Though by that I mean metaphorical heart because obviously the heart is mostly muscle
sometimes a girl just wants to sprawl out in a window seat and have someone play with your hair #yearning

D --> I love my horse badge

D --> Evil Equius is just what I call most of my alternates

D --> If you were a western gunslinger (either outlaw or otherwise) D --> What would you want your nickname to be

D --> Your thoughts, as always, are appreciated my love D --> You make some e%cellent points, though I'm not sure if I could do as much good with either an inn or a cafe as I do by putting away monsters D --> But I will think on the idea more D --> Perhaps it will be something to consider if I either ever retire or somehow manage to stop all the monsters

D --> I think I would be very good at running a calm cafe or inn D --> Unfortunately such a life would be far too irresponsible and selfish for me
it's sleepy girl hours. which means i'm probably going to be up for a couple more hours lmao.
i look away for a hot second and return to a whole bunch of notifications hey wait @turnedtechGod hey wait what does that age mean???
hi equius!!!

wxsh thxt wxrx mx rn, sx slxxpy ;-;

D --> Yay

D --> Wait I also received the deverified badge D --> I'm reputable D --> Right D --> I am a reputable person

D --> Sorry for the delay on work orders, I had to take a small pause to weave some defensive magic into the duster my lovely Maeflower got for me so that I can use it while monster hunting D --> I shall be back to completing the ones I have left soon
omg my notifications.
it's total sleepy girl hours lmao.
and jack follows along to hate the posts.
yeah i do kind of talk on here a bit. maybe more than a bit.
it was. so many.
i already got buried under equius' likes. it's so many!!!
mae not you too!!!
i'm actually dead!
rest in fucking pieces jill im so sorry

D --> Mhm D --> Which is good D --> When I started your kult was only at 4000 and it was below your kull D --> I could not allow that now could I
i think he actually hit like 300 in total at least.

D --> Check tumblr
oh gosh i am?

D --> And that was only a week of your posts, Jillybean D --> You're such a chatterbug you know
i got away with only 14 this time somehow

D --> I would here too but it is e%plicitly against the r001s to break the site on purpose
like you guys have to understand, on tumblr equius could just like a post over and over again to give it notes, he's going through everything!!!
he has literally hit 100 twice i am d y i n g
it keeps happening
https://i.imgur.com/ICcw7Gr.png
help
https://i.imgur.com/6irMeBW.png
nope it turns out there was like 100 more posts for him to like holy crap.

D --> Let us be clear D --> I am the STRONGEST

D --> Not yet
i think my boyfriend just liked every post i made on here. like, literally every post.

D --> Oops
omg equius you make this site so hard to use!

D --> Home D --> Tired D --> I am probably going to spend the evening rela%ing with my love

D --> It is essential to take good care of yourself

D --> It is also essential to respect women

D --> I 100k very nice in the duster that Mae bought for me I think
so how are we all doing this afternoon?
if a comforter fresh out of the dryer doesnt fix me then nothing will
i know i'm actually bi, but i'm also extremely gay most of the time.
i might have some bad memories, but life is good.

dont feel tied here! your so comes first. i hope you both have a great time!
i am sleepy and yet i persist
i'm pretty sure i broke the mold on egbert dating, bur i don't think anyone is surprised with that. you know, considering.

D --> What did I miss

D --> I'll say it for you if you want

D --> Okay first of my work orders is complete, I guess I will also put these under the #equiusvault tag D --> @markZucc I have your bangles D --> I was not sure how many you wanted so I enchanted the bangle so that with a touch and a thought it will drip material from itself that will create up to 8 additional bangles of the same size, though the design will be slightly varied each time D --> If you lose one the material will return to the original bangle in about a week and a half

D --> That is only because you do not know what I would do to those people who keep sending you such horrible things

D --> Even after all of these sweeps people still somehow mistake kindness for weakness D --> I know from e%perience being a tr001y, consistently kind person is a greater challenge than to be one who is cr001 D --> For to be someone who is kind, you must routinely take the more difficult path D --> To select options that are not always in your best interest D --> It is a difficult thing to be, a difficult thing to do, and those who succeed at it are ones who should be treasured

D --> In regards to my last post I should note D --> I am not act001y a kind person D --> But those I care about are D --> I merely endeavor to have their strength

D --> Hm I should use one of these form things D --> Not for questions though that's silly
Anon has asked: "D --> Is Jade cute" A mystery to who this is. Yes. Every Jade is cute. But @jadeyHarls is in a special tier of her own :)

D --> Okay I made a form D --> https://forms.gle/nicU8XrA3rVfeqex7 D --> You can use this to formally request me to make something for you D --> Bear in mind my work is unparalleled

D --> Sorry I've been quiet I've been hard at work on drafting ideas and magic for the various work orders I received D --> Feel free to submit more here https://forms.gle/X5REERVuEJ4ip2TX9 D --> It may take me a little bit to get to yours though

D --> No
cold compress masks are amazing
anyway that is why i would never be caught dead posting something like that :p could you imagine the repercussions?
i feel so smug right now that i am no longer yearning for at least the next ten minutes
No one saw fucking anything.
yeah im the one that put that thing in orbit and had to do all the calculations to do so dont fuck with my moon

D --> There is a strangeness talking to alternate versions of people you're in a quad with, I find D --> It is interesting to see how they differ from the version you love/hate/et cetera D --> Talking to a version of someone I love and seeing that they don't like me is a good reminder of how special the version I have is

D --> Anyway I am hitting the hay early tonight as I've been awake far too long
Friday sounds wonderful! Maybe I could take you out to a nice café too~ It's starting to sound a little like a date. 🤭
For this week, Thursday morning or Friday might be best. I have plans to bother Eerie and Shade tomorrow.
I might know the perfect place! Some time this week?
It really feels like it's been forever. 😭 I'm always more than glad to see you. We should go knife shopping together!
Beef g಄t a girlfriend. Her name is Destr಄yer ಄f W಄rlds. #beefthefr಄g
I still am! and it has been. I don't think anybody wants to go home. You should come next time.
I can't argue, so I won't~ I hope you're having as good a time as I am. 🥰
I guess you're lazing in someone's arms now. 🤭
nope… moving is not in the agenda for the rest of the night
'm feelin' very 'appy t'night...!! Jus'-- feelin' very optimistic. ^^
i want someone to cuddle.
no guys, i don't want rabies, i want to cuddle. those are two different things.

((I think my only feedback would be that I wish when in notifications, that clicking a username or avatar would lead to their profile. And maybe just clicking the post text would go to the post.

I suppose I sh001d validate @embellishedBookworm 's points. #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/4b3723fa89d7ec5ef70383a44c41b484/c92b7662700b892b-fd/s1280%1920/81b8420391d8262f54192d1fb04108480f175bd0.jpg
i feel like i need to help broaden the possibility of what maids can be. featuring @caballineToxophallic #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/L6TMRNb5/maid-jill-with-loom.jpg

D --> Waiting for the ma%imal amount of people to be online so I can post my gala outfit and receive a proper amount of attention

D --> Gala outfit #zahhakvisage #midnightcitygala ((Art by @kingGreed !)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a074b38907ef.png
Now tha' th' gala is so close... 'm repostin' m' outfit f'r it! 'm feelin' a bit nervous, but 'm lookin' forward t' attendin'!! #midnightcitygala //((credit to my friend Belphie from Discord ^^)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac6f371ab187.png
The thing is about this site None of us can read

D --> We watched a lot of movies today

D --> I am having a hard time deciding which hero was the best one though

D --> On one hand one has a bow which is the best weapon D --> On the other hand Steve Rogers is very polite D --> On the other hand Thor is very noble and STRONG D --> On the other hand Tony has c001 technology D --> On the other hand I relate to the hulk deeply D --> On the other hand Black Widow is a very STRONG woman and I support those D --> I guess Black Widow is probably the best one

D --> Good morning D --> No that's too plain D --> Good morning my muscles are huge

D --> It is rare I get to go to a gala D --> I will have to prepare an outfit D --> My new years ball outfit would be terribly out of season

D --> You do not need to tell me twice with as enticing an invitation as that

D --> I am tired

D --> I think a lot of people e%pect more brute force out of me when I'm fighting D --> And are typically surprised to find I try to use more finesse than anything else D --> Lots of binding and precision strikes D --> Primarily because if I hit something with brute force it ceases to e%ist in this reality in a solid form and that's not really ideal for keeping someone alive

D --> It is surprising to me that Hyperbeams haven't taken hold on this site yet

D --> Is there anything better than someone beautiful in your arms

D --> At the end of the day I think I am still a hater at heart

D --> It's okay I just figured you feared the unknown as is only natural

D --> Ominous

D --> I can send you some if you want D --> I will have to make enough for myself and my darling Mae and any of my staff if they want some

D --> I think I will make some muffins and do a ricotta egg bake D --> Then serve it with some fruit and nut muesli

D --> Or are you implying you asked for them specifically

D --> That does not answer the critical question of what horrorsforsaken milestone or "cooperation" causes one to get the bulge badges, Rose #nsfw

D --> There are lots of new badges on here and I both don't know how one acquires them and I am afraid to even find out

D --> That is not very good is it

D --> I think ultimately I am too much of a straight man to participate in bits that would result in the acquisition of badges D --> In this instance straight man is in reference to the position in comedy and not the whole hetquius thing although I guess that is also true

D --> How could I possibly choose

D --> Horses

D --> I am hungry I am going to make breakfast today I think

D --> Lay with me and scroll then

D --> Need I drag you into bed love

D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos

D --> This is not aided by the fact I have very big fingers that while de%trous often press the wrong keys

D --> My confession is that if I am not following you there is a 98% chance I will never see your posts D --> It is so hard to keep up with what is going on outside of the safety of my following tab

D --> I am in somewhat of a better mood now
If anythin' was 'appenin' tha' I dinnae like... 'd let y'know, Lord Zahhak.

D --> I had a lovely time on a little vacation with my Maeflower D --> I think I might take the day off tomorrow and try to be more active before I get back to working

D --> I have not been on much today D --> I am not sorry for this D --> I will be busy tomorrow as well D --> It is my Maeflowers birthday and we are away D --> Also you should all say happy birthday because she is very sweet and lovely and deserves it

D --> I am always tempted to repost my muscles I feel like not enough people saw them last time D --> I feel this way every time I post my muscles though because I think everyone should see them

D --> Okay it's been 3 weeks you guys can have the muscle selfie again act001y D --> #nsfw I guess but it's just shirtless https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png

D --> How does one verbally e%press their desire to do even harrowing feats at the behest of someone else's best interests without saying either that they would die or that they would kill for them D --> Because I'd rather keep living for the people I care for and also I think killing is kind of bad

D --> I can always rely on Jack to like my #equiusvault posts so long as they're about a knife

D --> Working on some things today I probably won't be around much until later

D --> For the record in any fight I would win

D --> The secret to always winning a fight is to only take fights you can win D --> And also being STRONG enough to reduce anyone you punched into a fine rest mist D --> Uh, #gore

D --> But you are so beautiful when you're sleeping

D --> Good morning everyone

D --> Mae isn't awake yet for breakfast proper but I have snacked on a few eggs

D --> Many of my alternates are very pathetic though I will agree with that

D -->

D --> #equiusvault Number 5: Lantern of the Piercing Eye D --> Applicable Warnings: #gore but only in a passing manner D --> Status: In Vault, Pending Active Use D --> Unlike many of the other items in my device, this latern is both the containment device for the artifact within as well as its channel D --> I designed the lantern upon the defeat and subsequent capture of Balor Balcbéimnech Birugderc ua Néit, in order to safely contain the power of his aponymous eye, which I had to remove during our conflict D --> The latern is designed after the old style of Dark/Thieves Lantern, with a body that is constructed to withstand and conceal the immense power of Balor's venomous gaze, with only a slot in front that would allow it's escape D --> As Balor himself utilized to contain his power I constructed 7 shields to slot into the lantern's opening, to be opened one by one to allow the contained power within to escape D --> Each removed shield increases the destructive power of the eye outward, concentrated by the shape of the lantern into a spotlight of death D --> Unslotting even a single shield is enough to cause anything in the sight of the lantern to grow horrendously ill, and should the gaze be allowed to be unfettered entirely would be to burn anything in it's sight D --> Despite it's power, contained within the lantern the eye is benign, for it lacks any sort of malicious sentience D --> It is merely an object of pure fiery destruction D --> For that reason it is kept perfectly secure in a simple display, where it should be easily accessible should I ever have use for it D --> Though for what I would need such a purely destructive item, I am unsure

D --> I am thinking mushroom risotto and an apple spinach salad for dinner tonight

D --> I think I am going to hit the hay D --> Do not fret, Majestic Maplehoof, this is an e%pression, and not an action that would harm your dinner

D --> Hm #nsfw implied D --> When I put my hands on someone's waist and my fingers almost touch

D --> I fully agree with that D --> My previous post was stating that I would lean into only one side and that was a lie

D --> Your skill in observation is lacking D --> She is saying that a pretty dress does not inherently need to be viewed as suggestive, in her opinion, but understands that there can be a desire for it to be so sporadically between consenting parties

D --> What sort of return is she supposed to get from a post e%actly

D --> I was lying I will not be able to lean into it, by the way D --> Housekeeping is one of the most noble professions I can imagine D --> I would not besmirch my staff, my matesprits cafe staff, or my own 100sus by distilling their role or any related role down to some arbitrary se%001 component D --> I shall continue to appreciate all sides of them

D --> I think you still have some things to work out D --> Do not fret D --> I think most of my alternates prefer to be the one wearing the maid dress so you fit right in on that front

D --> Ah then they are undisputedly the best

D --> I think I would post more about maids on here but I think that because of the nature of this website people would automatically assume it is a #nsfw thing D --> I mean I guess people also assume that it's a 100d thing when I do it on tumblr so perhaps it is just in people's natures to assume such things D --> D --> They are very pretty though

D --> Okay enough of that I need a bigger sample size and it got buried before D --> Pick your favourite type of suit https://imgchest.com/p/o24adjrog4l

D --> I have a question for you all D --> What is your favourite style of men's wear D --> Not necesarily what you wear personally but what you think 100ks the best in an ideal scenario

D --> The site died and came back worse (posting omega quiz results) D --> Anyway I'm a Dominant Alpha I guess #nsfw

D --> I posted my suit post at the worst possible time D --> The site immediately died and then a new trend appeared after it's resurr%ion

D --> Admittedly I think dominant alpha was an incorrect result for me #nsfw D --> Not the alpha part that's a given D --> But I do not think I give off an overly aggressive air as the results page implies

D --> The fact that almost everyone gets the same 3 results means the quiz is probably not very good #nsfw

D --> Wordle 1,754 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

D --> I can respect anyone who wishes to remain their own troll D --> But not me I'm going to become even more codependent with my matesprits and none of you are STRONG enough to stop me D --> Also everyone should follow @passionateAbyss

D --> I still think we should be able to hate react people we blocked

D --> The only downside of this site is that one can't post about their interests as easily D --> There are so many horses that you guys will never get to see

D --> Finished wrangling the monsters but I am rather sleepy so I may not be on long

D --> You should get some rest my love

D --> Do not worry, they stand no chance against me, my little Maeflower

D --> Trying to catch up is hard while fighting monsters sometimes

D --> I worry about you people

D --> This is a reminder that I am very, very buff

D --> Everyone liked my reminder I should make sure to do it more often

D --> 100k at how abso100tely gorgeous she is

D --> I am awake again

Look at t)(is fronds)(aped lady beetle! T)(e princess of #beetleweek . )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/cnzun7.webp

D --> I should get more into fashion

D --> Considered and rejected

D --> I will take any suggestions on men's fashion into advisement

D --> I do way better at horsle

D --> Sure D --> #Wordle 1,752 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

D --> There is nothing in the world that makes me more % than someone being cr001 to their domestic staff

D --> I delved too greedily and too deep and Chittr kicked me out for a second for sending too many requests by scrolling too much
// I feel like I need to hang a content warning sign around Aladriel's neck wherever she goes. I apologize in advance for her. I promise she's not always this intense.

D --> Apologies to everyone else but you are going to have to learn to accept me being e%cessively sappy with my matesprits now that they are beginning to join the site

D --> Only because I have you to be wonderful for

D --> I'll be waiting for you with open arms and a warm drink

D --> The ocean is blessed by the sonorous sounds of your laughter D --> I do not think any siren's song it has felt in the entire history of the sea would more beautiful than the one of your joy
I wonder if Nero would pull me apart like that... Yeah... I know how I'm spending my night! #nsfwe (?) #gore #violence #body-horror

D --> Of course D --> I am taking one right now to dote on how lovely you are D --> Which as we both know is my favourite pass time

D --> I was waiting for you to reply D --> I am glad you are enjoying the beach, though I doubt it is any more beautiful than you are D --> I am doing quite well, I've just been working on some projects mostly

D --> Hello my love D --> How are you tolight

D --> Hi
So I've been watching my friend(?) take apart some guy piece by piece all day. Sometimes the fingers will twitch. Pretty cool. #nsfwe (?) #violence #gore #body-horror
Beef says hi! We didn't find any m಄re recruits f಄r ಄ur fr಄g army t಄day. Unf಄rtunate. #beefthefr಄g
⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼 I would like to remind everybun once again that sea buᲘ𐑼ies exist. You're welcome!
⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼 Everyone should look at him! °ᆺ° https://marinemadnessdotblog.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/sea-buᲘ𐑼y-joruᲘ𐑼a-parva.jpg

I will be )(ere for ALL of t)(e tea w)(en I do. Don't be a stranger, eit)(er. I )(ave t)(e eeling we'll get along very well. 38)

D --> Nonsense D --> I think everyone should adore you D --> Even if you are only mine

W)(ale met, Mae! --Equius didn't mention )(e )(as suc)( a nice matesprit. I'm going to P--EST--ER )(im for all of t)(e t)(ings about you.

D --> Everyone will be really nice to Mae and also follow her and compliment her when she posts pictures of herself D --> Is that understood

Don't worry about t)(at atoll. If you need a guiding frond, I'm rig)(t )(ere. I'm Feferi Peixes, abdicated --Empress-to-be and a local (good) Witc)( of Life.

)(e's got you )(ook, like and SINK--ER! Welcome to C)(ittr. It's conc)(stantly taking on water and t)(e s)(ip always needs repairs. But it's t)(e best possibubble place to find a new frond or two and watc)( t)(e s)(ips)(ow. 38D

D --> I am so sorry my darling heart

D --> Sorry guys I convinced my matesprit @passionateAbyss to join and it appears her beauty was simply too much for the site to withstand





