Azalea Tulipa
@pearlescentPetals
💠Azalea. She/Her. Owner of @pearlescentPetals on gorestagram. Better than you 💠
💠~ Okay I've like, figured something out. Passie is gonna go offline soon and it's like, planned okay??? So I need you all to be sooooo cool about it!! She's fine she just like, can't deal well with ocean water and someone has to get her out of the underwater cave. ~💠
💠~ Okay so this is like, waaaaay too much effort now. I'm going to like, give Passie back her palmhusk and then we're going to like, wait for the neurotoxin to wear off AND THEN I'm going to like, figure out somewhere to drop her off. She's totally fine. ~💠
💠~ There are literally horrorterrors on my case about this already like chill out. ~💠
💠~ I feel like maaaaaybe this is like, a bit of an overreaction from people about one little troll. ~💠
Are you going to let them go or do I need to actually do my job here?
You know when you say it like that, it makes it seem like you are a total weirdo. Okay out with it. What stupid creepy bullshit are you a part of ?
💠~ Beyond trying to like, see my ex-moirail for a night or two? Literally nothing, babes. I'm just a girl. ~💠
💠~ Didn't want to. She's pretty talkative right now but like, don't worry! I'm literally not keeping her once I figure out something. ~💠
💠~ Awww, the helm's awake again. Hiiii babes. ~💠
💠~ Oopsie, she's sparking again... ~💠
💠~ The cryptic writer guy gives both of us the MAJOR ick btw ~💠
💠~ I'm like, going through her palmhusk and wooooow, some of her DMs. She's like, kind of a prude? Which is wiiiild. That's not exactly the Passie I know. #nsfw implied #suggestive ~💠
💠~ Isn't she like, soooo cute? [Attached is a photo of Pascal. Their expression is a little vacant- there's the ghost of a smile if you squint. The yellow streak in their hair is braided, and they're wearing makeup. Glittery golden eye shadow, and a split colour lip- the top lip violet. They wear a pearl headdress, the pearls alternating violet and yellow, framing their round face and her horns. Golden horncaps decorate the larger horns, filigree and studded with pearls. Pascal wears a low cut, sleeveless top, showing off the ports along it's shoulders and neck, lines of pearls decorating their skin. The image is enough to get just a bit of cleavage in before it cuts off.] #substance ~💠
A little more concerned than I'm endeared. Is she going to be alright she looks out of it
💠~ Oh, she's like, fine! I had to up her dose to like, keep those annoying psionics down. It might have drained a bit much though. ~💠
💠~ I like, know what I'm doing, don't worry! She was literally my first test subject other than myself, I know Passie's limits. ~💠
💠~ Awww, she's like, soooooo cute when she's agreeable. Guess her shitty little friends are good for something after all, because like, as soon as I mention aaaaany of them she acts sooo much nicer. It won't like, save them. But it's cute. #threats #violence implied ~💠
💠~ We're like, watching battle bots because that's one of her fave shows. It's like, kind of lame? But she keeps like, crying. Like oh em gee, girl, I'm trying to do something nice. Gawd. ~💠
💠~ Oh em gee, chill. You like, don't have to call me names just because I don't like your show or whatever. I mean like, interpersonal drama. It's just watching robots fight. I don't like, get it. ~💠
💠~ Like, I guess? I prefer the drama of alliances and trust being broken, you know? This is just sort of...eh, compared to that. ~💠
💠~ Ugh I WISH. But nooo, we're watching the robots fight because she's like, meant to enjoy that. ~💠
💠~ Babes, I'm like, trying to, trust me. This isn't really whimsical or whatever. ~💠
💠~ It's like, actually kind of annoying that being nearly drowned once makes her freak out this much around deep water. Like oh em gee, girl, chill. It's not like it'll happen again. Gawd. #violence #death almost #drowning ~💠
💠~ Oopsies! Guess she still haaaaates the water. Nearly blew a hole in me when I tried to take her out of the cave system. Which like, she shouldn't be able to do. Guess I need to up her dose. #substance #violence #violencemention ~💠
💠~ Really getting my shoosh-papping quotas in, she's like, crying whenever she thinks about her friends. ~💠
💠~ Anon #6 aka raging brachydios asks: Have you hurt her? I feel like none of you are like, listening, she's totes fine! Do you need like, a photo or something, omg? https://forms.gle/ZEXWRP7ZhX8n88d36 #askazalea #askazzy #anonask ~💠
💠~ Spending the night focused on her. She's like, soooo sweet. ~💠
💠~ Suuuuper recommend going to 'cupe holding your moirail or like, someone you care about. Best sleep I've gotten in aaaaages. ~💠
💠~ Thanks babes! It's actually the same one I told you about. Not new at all. ~💠
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💠~ Babes, she like, passed out on her way back to the tavern. I just picked her up. Chill out. ~💠
💠~ God forbid I like, use a road. But fine. Not my fault she takes drinks from strangers or whatever. ~💠
💠~ Aaaaanyway. She's all cleaned up and everything, so like, it's time to go to 'cupe. Goodlight all! ~💠
💠~ Anon #4 asks: I like want to know why you can't like move on Soooo I'm pretty sure I know who this is. But like, here's the thing. It's not like we could have been moirails while she was helmed- literally how's that like, possible? But like, we technically didn't break up, so like, I figured when she was on shore leave or whatever she'd y'know, visit? But she totes didn't! Which is sooooooo lame, ugh! Not that it like, matters now. https://forms.gle/NwiDESLsXqwNDjBp6 #askazalea #askazzy #anonask ~💠
💠~ That's like, different. You literally never met before you were helmed, babes. How am I meant to have my touch needs met when she's on some stupid ship? ~💠
💠~ Anon #3 asks: What's your biggest regret? Ooh, that's like, totes a hard one! Oh em gee... I think I like, kind of regret not starting my pearl business up earlier? I should have experimented waaaaay more in the early days. Oh well! #askazalea #askazzy #anonask #pearls ~💠
💠~ @littlestHopbeast asks: ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა what would you do if I was in your hive right now? ૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა ♡ Ი𐑼 Knowing this troll, I'm like, not posting the full answer publicly. You're totes getting strapped to a table though- need to see how paralytic this new toxin is. #nsfw #nsfwe in case #askazalea #askazzy ~💠
💠~ Awww, cute!! I can't like, do that though. But there's like, nothing a little poison won't fix. ~💠
💠~ Please, babes, I know my doses. You'll be fiiiiine. Bet you'd love one that's also an aphrodisiac, hmm? #nsfw #nsfwe ~💠