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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒐ — @pearlescentPetals Azalea Tulipa DIS-CLAM-ER!!! This post makes mention of some good ol’ (Bad) #BODYHORROR AND #GORE! If that leaves a BAD TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH, please keep scrolling! So. FASHION. I don’t have a lick of it, admittedly, so I’m a little Out Of My Field when I 🗨 about someone (⒈) who clearly knows it like an old friend. What I DO KNOW, however, is how rampant and VIOLENT fashion trends can be. I see some folks wearing accessories like statements. Particularly about WHO THEY ARE. Pick your poison like coloured flowers, let’s Take A Gander at Azalea Tulipa! (The crowd ★es at me with ARRANT DISGUST. IDIOT, THAT DOESN’T EVEN RHYME!) Azalea is an outward, self-confident, and informed jeweller. If you have any fashion troubles, Azalea’s your INFLUENCER TO CONSULT. She runs a POPULAR BUSINESS specializing in PEARLS of all sorts of shapes and colors. Personally, her ACCESSOCATALOG is pleasing to the bulb! She clearly KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING, a master of her field. She is a violent sort of ARTIST. Her work, besides designing and creating the accessories themselves, involves cultivating colored pearls, though the MEANS OF ATTAINMENT are pretty gory; often requiring a blood sample or a LIVING HOST to AS-SUME THE DYE of their blood. The process of the FORMER speaks for itself; submerging undyed pearls into pools of blood to absorb the colour of origin. The LATTER (and her undeniably preferred method) involves sowing ‘seeds’ into the skin of a living host——LUSUS OR TROLL——and harvesting the ripe pearls once ripe enough. This consent hems between a cautious YES or NO, but there’s nothing a little poison can fix! (Apparently!) In the same violet vein, Azalea is a WELL-INFORMED TOXICOLOGIST. Inference tells me she has all sorts of poisons at her disposal and at the ready for use when someone (⒈) ABSTAINS FROM COLOR STAINS. It doesn’t matter where you sit in the hemospectrum; she’ll likely have something that will make you keel over in paralysis. (I saw what you did to Pascal.) I would never expressly state there’s anything BAD about a person, but there are times where you can pick ↑ more UNSAVORY TRAITS from someone quicker than the likable ones. In this case, Azalea VERY EVIDENTLY lacks the skill of ACCOUNTABILITY, even as we watched her continual accounts of TROLLNAPPING. Her best guess of apologizing involves running away from the problems she causes, feeling guilt only because she was CAUGHT, not for the action itself. Azalea is most prominently a testament to NURTURE: being raised around poison desensitizes her to a point where she doesn’t realize she breathes it through her every word, hurting the people around her and facilitating ADDICTION to those who accept her viscosity. A sickly situation. I hope you didn’t think this would be a MEAL FOR YOUR EGO, because that would be REALLY EMBARRAS-SING. I ✎ psychoanalyses, not ♥ letters. To put it flatly: you are a xerox of a person. A platitude with interweb access. You’re a scourgeon too careless to vivisect your own flaws, s↑eriority complex fogging any semblance of a guilty conscience. Tell me, Azalea, have you noticed how you need people to matter in your own skin? That’s why you cling to relationships that have already died. It’s why you keep running back to Pascal. She made you FEEL LIKE SOMEONE. A part of you grieves your chains on her, but she has already moved on and ★ted to heal from your venom. You think you’ll be fine without the attention of other people, but you Literally Cannot Function WITHOUT them. Beyond the pretty colors of your actions, you live off hurting other people. ♥ is a VERB, a DOING WORD. It isn’t something you can grasp in the palm of your prong, or something you can force onto someone (⒈) else until they concede to you. But I think you can change. I s↑pose it's the optimism in me, but I reckon everyone can improve. After all, none of us are perfect. It ★ts with knowing YOURSELF. Beyond a completely imaginary standard constructed from blood, you are not really BETTER THAN ANY OF US. Never forget. Your fins will never excuse your choices. (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: THIEF OF BLOOD?) Yep. I’ll see you guys in THE NEXT ONE. #gandertag

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The budding friendships on this site sure are a beautiful thing to look at.

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<(—maybe i 5h0uld find 50me0ne 0r 50methin5 t0 relieve my5elf 0f thi5 pre55ure, my bul5e5 are fuckin5 cullin5 me ri5ht n0w [Attached i5 a 5rainy and dark picture 0f Zylynn layin5 naked in hi5 bed 5heet5, with 5aid 5heet5 pulled back en0u5h t0 5h0wca5e hi5 abn0rmally lar5e dual 5et 0f bul5e5, 50ld-c0l0red pre leakin5 0ut 0f them a5 the picture al0ne implie5 their fullne55 al0n5 with the tr0ll’5 partial needine55.] it5 n0t really en0u5h t0 warrant 50in5 0ut while all the5e dr0ne5 are ar0und unf0rtunately, cau5e if they weren’t 50me p00r 50d 0f a hi5hbl00d w0uld be 5ettin5 dra55ed back t0 the hive 5ealed in latex ri5ht ab0ut n0w t0 help me deal with thi5 #n5fw #n5fwe #kidnappin5 #n0nc0n—)>

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<(—50rry ab0ut the l0n5 l0n5 wait yall the m00n r05e in the 5ky and 50me 0ther p00r hi5hbl00d5 ended up accidentally di5c0verin5 the cave while i wa5 5imply 5c0pin5 thin55 0ut c0me back and there’5 an0ther c0balt and a landdweller vi0let ju5t halfway int0 my 50ddamn ab0de dumba55e5 were immediately a55re55ive with me 50 i felt like i 5h0uld re5p0nd in kind and p5ychically bla5ted the b0th 0f them it wa5 an in5ane 5amble 5ince ive 0nly ever d0ne it 0ne time 0ut 0f 5afety f0r my5elf, and while i d0 feel incredibly debilitated and i feel like 5hit that d0e5n’t mean th05e tw0 bul5e5leeve5 ended up wakin5 up bef0re i did, hehehehheh [Attached at the end 0f thi5 l0n5 winded rant i5 a 5rainy and 5haky ph0t0 0f that af0rementi0ned deepe5t part 0f hi5 cave, 5t0ra5e h00k5 5et up al0n5 a back wall that i5 a5 far a5 y0u can p055ibly 5et fr0m natural li5ht a5 p055ible, where the c0balt he’5 already 5h0wn 0ff are and the m0re recently 0utfitted 0ther c0balt and vi0let. The 0ther tw0 are c0ntained exactly h0w the fir5t 0ne wa5 5h0wn t0 be, with the fir5t 0ne n0w havin5 it5 5t0mach bl0ated a5 b0th h0le5 5ave it5 thr0at are drippin5 with 50ldbl00d 5lurry and plu55ed, where a5 the 5ec0nd c0balt wa5 equally bl0ated but 0nly it5 thr0at had been 5wabbed. 50me c0n5tructi0n 5rade metal wire i5 ti5htly wrapped ar0und the farthe5t p0int up 0n the5e t0y5, 50 that they re5t and 5quirm 0n the5e h00k5 f0r a5 l0n5 a5 Zylynn need5 hi5 plea5ure relieved.] 5ec0nd c0balt wa5 way t00 fuckin5 ball5y and m0uthy with me when they weren’t a mindle55 t0y 50 I made 5ure t0 5hut them up fir5t, vi0let ha5n’t been t0uched but i made 5ure t0 pump it with en0u5h bul5e and pre 50 that they w0n’t ju5t be 5quirmin5 ar0und all ni5ht and di5turbin5 my 5leep by thi5 p0int in the “c0llecti0n” i 5imply u5e what i have and d0n’t leave the cave. i dr0p them 0ff rand0m after ab0ut… what a week 0r 50? U5ually when I check an h0ur later they’re 50ne, and 50meh0w n0ne 0f the5e hi5hbl00d5 have th0u5ht t0 inf0rm the5e dr0ne5 ab0ut me. That 0r they have and th05e b0lt bucket5 are t00 5tupid t0 check a fuckin5 cave, hehehehheh I 50tta expand thi5 wall f0r my cumdump5 t0 be h0ne5t, a5 500d a5 havin5 3 0r 50 t0 ch005e fr0m im never a5ain5t havin5 m0re ai5ht, there’5 y0ur little update if i 5t0p re5p0ndin5 0r chittin5 either im a5leep 0r that vi0letbl00d make5 50 much 0f a racket that im breakin5 it in n0w cau5e it w0n’t 5t0p makin5 u5ele55 fuckin5 n0i5e5 #n5fw #n5fwe #kidnappin5 #n0nc0n—)>

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