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i'm not s∆ying i w∆nt it to, just s∆ying it prob∆bly will
Y'unno it's pretty fun pretending you're a tokusatsu hero against a punching bag. Sometimes I straddle mine and beat it up!
:33 < oh um :33 < nevermind! h33h33 :33 < it was in the middle of a pile of clothes i have laying around on my floor and :33 < :// :33 < this might be a sign to clean up my block
Definitely her most popular/mainstream thing in human media would be her short story/prose poem, Girl, which is basically a streaming of consciousness of how generationally human girls are forced to think and act like the "proper woman" And her essay "A Small Place" further criticizes imperialism + the romanticization of Caribbean countries as the expence of the locals. (She is Antiguan, so most of her works revolve around the way Antigua is treated in the cultural zeitgeist, but that area as a whole has been subjected to awful things by larger powers that forced industrialization on them for a buck). Good reads. :)
I just go all kinds of crazy over some Jamaica Kincaid, what can I say? She has some opinions on the nature of gardening/growing things in a post colonial world, and how the meaning of it changes between oppressed and oppressor. Shit is, as the kids say, wicked.
i fucking love this website https://file.garden/ad6pgwx5M13uwGUG/IMG_2302.jpeg
I'm realising that most people c(_)rrently online don't know what the project is, so. https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/Woldly.jpg This is the fellow I'm working on making.
1 4M FORTUN4T3LY ST1LL V3RY MUCH 4L1V3 B4D N3WS 1S TH4T 1 4M NO LONG3R SL33P1NG https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/guh.png
>> ¡ wou1dn't try to ડcrew you out of your waff1eડ, ¡ prom¡ડe! ¡'d be mak¡ng ડure you have a b¡gger p1ate to put even more on, ડo you'd end up w¡th more than you wou1d have w¡thout ડhar¡ng ¡ juડt want to try a b¡te, ડ1euth ¡'m good for my word, ¡t'd be a mutua11y benef¡c¡a1 arrangement
II thiink they shoulld all siit iin a ciirclle and say niice thiings about each other. =:]
{why do you think everybody comes strifed up hivey. lol}
>> ¡ am f¡xated on thoડe waff1eડ, ¡ can't 1¡e
{All the etch foils are sitting at 500 to 600 a piece. This is serious stuff my guy}
cant eat too busy at da casinoh 💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲💲🤑🎰🤑💲 -from the office of ace dick detective agency
ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ 🎰ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ 🎰ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ 🎰i just win 200 spondulicks on da ⛃ rolette table 🃜🃚🃖🃁🂭🂺🃜🃚🃖🃁🂭🂺 💲🤑🎰🤑💲 -from the office of ace dick detective agency
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>> ¡ thought of you when ¡ ડaw th¡ડ poડt, but you beat me to ¡t hahaha
If you can't kelp yourself, t)(en go wit)( t)(e flow and drown in t)(em. 38D
#plans #imagination #miracles https://i.imgur.com/6JDxVRa.jpeg
O)( now you're just s)(owing off. 38P I love it. Keep up t)(e great work!!!
You're R--E--ELY good at t)(is!
W)(at did t)(e ocean say to t)(e beac)(? NOT)(ING! It just waved. #dadjokes
♣️♠️╰┈➤.☘︎ ݁˖⁷⁷⁷ㅤ lets go to da casinoh ♤⊹˖♢ 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I will continue to say things, I hope you guys understand.
This post is for Jack and Jack alone to hate.
{Hivey if you understood the amount of potential money to be made I think you'd change your tune}
ii respec7 your dediica7iion 7o keepiing ii7 classy!! ⎚⩊⎚ ‹𝟹
y doesnt the big detective eat the little detective
But watch out.
listen pal keep me and my reinforced skull outta dis -from the office of ace dick detective agency
[ OOC CHARACTER INTRO ] Your name is VIIVII VOILOT. Today is your VERY FIRST DAY using the website known as CHITTR. You are something of a hopeless romantic and enjoy LOVE STORIES a lot more than the average person. You also spend a lot of time DAYDREAMING about extremely elaborate and specific fictional scenarios, which can be very distracting. Your favorite thing to daydream about is FICTIONAL HOTTIES from various animated shows, videogames, and comics. Your hive is full of merch and mementos related to your most favorite characters. Perhaps you spend so much time daydreaming about romance because you are an EXTREMELY SHY person and basically freak out in social situations because you don't know how to act normally. You are a bit of a HERMIT and basically never leave your own hive unless it is strictly necessary, because you are DEEPLY AFRAID of other people and the outside world. You spend copious amounts of time browsing the INTERNET as your primary means of entertainment and social interaction. Your trolltag is vaticValentine and your style of typiing inVVolVVes doubliing your VV and ii letters. All of your VV letters are always uppercase. Also, because VII iis the roman numeral for 7, you replace your letter T with 7. Your messages are always closed out wiith a cute liittle glasses face and a heart. ⎚⩊⎚ ‹𝟹 What will you chitt about first? [ AUTHOR'S NOTES ] Hi there thanks for reading this far! ViiVii's profile will likely involve a lot of silly mushy romance talk about fictional characters, and is very likely to get into #NSFW territory. There may also be talk of #subtance such as weed or alcohol from time to time. ViiVii's quadrants are all the way empty and you are absolutely free to have your characters TRY to fill them. ViiVii may be somewhat awkward about things though. DMs will always be open for in-character texting and roleplays. [ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14d630e419f2.png ]
(( Ace Dick as the Pjackk of Chittr is such a disgustingly awful role to play. I'm having so much fun. ))
>> you have my WORD, ડ1euth and what good ¡ડ a man ¡f not for h¡ડ word ¡ ho1d ડuch deep reડpect for any man aડ accomp1¡ડhed aડ yourડe1f - not that anyone cou1d meaડure up to you, ડ¡r.
>> ડhe ડure ¡ડ, but ¡ wou1da thought a H¡gh C1aડડ man 1¡ke yourડe1f wou1dn't be want¡ng for company that ¡ડ juડt trag¡c that not enough peop1e ડee your prem¡er qua1¡t¡eડ, ડ¡r.
lol u coudl investigate y every1 on this site is so. liek tht.
YESSSSSS thank you problem soeuth you are my best friend you have alweays been there for me when i need it and i have always rtespected yo uas the best detecrive in this building and mayne i like elfs even -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I LIKE HOW IT MANAGES TO BLEND THE HEAVINESS OF HARD ROCK YET MANAGES TO ALSO SOUND LIKE SOFT-ROCK AS WELL.
>> fr¡end1y queડt¡onડ, ¡ prom¡ડe!! you'd f¡nd ¡'m not competent enough to poડe a threat to ડomeone of your ડtature
>> ¡ be1¡eve you ડ¡r what man worth h¡ડ ડa1t wou1dn't wa1k ¡n your footડtepડ
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)(e's so brooding and mysterious!!
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I )(ave anotter c)(itt w)(ere I'm taking orders. T)(is one's on me!
I'll see if I can send you a personal invit8tion next time then.
T)(ere's no s)(ame in getting just coffee. Its w)(at t)(ey're selling, after all. Keep enjoying your black coffee if it makes you )(appy.
dont show me your male envelope pal i dont swing dat way see -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i have been told. sad jailboy deserves nothing. we can instead throw.tomato.LOL
/chatting with ghosts can always be qwite fwn ^v^ regardless of which end of the conversation is the ghost lol. was a more than pleasant exchange with the Witch of Time ^v^ https://file.garden/ZGkqlmLYvB6VkI5A/yappin%20to%20Mara.png/
i dont smoke em so ivwe just sorta accumulated em ovwer time. stop making me wvaste em on dumb replies like this though cmon
i havwe to pay big michael twvo cigs for ewvery chit
I have finally gotten this blasted device to work again! No technology can hold me down for I shall reign victorious by the light of the second moon.
i think weahould write that strange sad sadboy.a letter. and send a pajama
⋙ I see!! I will write this d⏱wn in my n⏱tes! Thank y⏱u f⏱r sharing y⏱ur kn⏱wledge with me!!!...🖉
#dashwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a37cf60d8bd0.png
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I present to you a little ditty about the events which just unfolded. I call it "The Day The Cronus Died" A long, long time ago I can still remember how that Cronus Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the Cronus died So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now, do you believe in rock 'n' roll? Can Cronus save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the Cronus died I started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Now, for ten years, we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the Cronus died We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and fallin' fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume While sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the Cronus died? We started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the Cronus died He was singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the Cronus years before But the man there said the Cronus wouldn't play And in the streets, the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the Cronus died And there I stood alone and afraid I dropped to my knees, and there I prayed And I promised Him everything I could give If only He would make the Cronus live And He promised it would live once more But this time one would equal four And in five years, four had come to mourn And the Cronus was reborn And they were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" They were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die" 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence
⋙ HELL⏱ ℃hittr! It seems s⏱mething is g⏱ing ⏱n as ⏱f n⏱w... But I wish t⏱ ℃⏱me ⏱n here t⏱ ask an⏱ther questi⏱n ab⏱ut things ⏱n Earth, F⏱r my studies! This questi⏱n is ab⏱ut humans themselves, s⏱ I w⏱uld kindly ask f⏱r any humans t⏱ help me ⏱ut here! Tr⏱lls are wel℃⏱me ⏱f ℃⏱urse, t⏱⏱.. I w⏱uldn't dare tell any⏱ne they ℃an't answer.. ahem, anyway... This is just a silly questi⏱n, really, but what is it like n⏱t having h⏱rns? Why d⏱n't humans have any? I kn⏱w it's a bi⏱l⏱gy thing, ⏱f ℃⏱urse, but I must w⏱nder what ev⏱luti⏱n path humans have taken t⏱ end up h⏱rnless. Err, h⏱pe this questi⏱n isn't t⏱⏱ dumb, haha!! Nerv⏱us em⏱te......🖉
this is front backpacked hopbeast court
Oh that's my bad for knowing how to read. #dashwatching
https://www.lcbo.com/en/recipe/lamington-balls/F202600025?srsltid=AfmBOorF2vy2ipWh6HHf6MJV3M6BqwMJICICIlrBUkvjAIOCTcmgVWrc The recipe I followed is here! It uses pre-packaged cake mix but I made my own so I could add some extra flavoring. Hopefully it can help you with your lack of experience! @lazyMerrymaker Also the recipe for you, if you may enjoy~
They are quite dense, so they may be a bit much in the mornings. But they are wonderful for dessert!
W3 GOT H1M. 1 R3P34T W3 GOT H1M.
this isnt howv i vwanted to be the main character of chittr also did you knovw that batons hurt really bad
Okay what the hell was even that.
4lr34dy on 1t.
Back from a night of drinking. Some things on my mind. Time for more drinks. #substance
One of them was wearing a human guise. Otherwise, stuffing. And if one is very lucky, Silver.
the loser was human shaped, so unfourtunately just regular blood.
if you die whiLLe chittr is down you die in reaLL LLife
c< uNderstaNdable, i absOlutely Owe yOu a driNK if yOu ever cOMe arOuNd My place tHOugH, assuMiN we MaKe it Outta tHis alive >c
Wonderful News. I Wonder Where My Eyes Would Place If You Were Present To View Them Personally.
New Negligee: Secured. #nsfw *attached Is A Photo Of Larkso Lain Out On What Looks To Be A Newly Bought Human Bed, Legs Splayed Out- The Joy Glinting In His Eyes Is Much More Genuine In This Photo Than The Last Few On Account Of His New Treasures. The Furred Hem Is Caught Between His Teeth To Lift The Sheer Fabric Of His Outfit To Reveal Skin Still Faintly Bruised And, More Importantly, His Emerging Bulge. While One Hand Positions His Phone For The Photograph, The Other Hand Is Tugging Silky Underwear Down To His Thighs. Just Barely In Frame Is The Base Of A Bulge Toy, Just Barely A Darker Shade Of Blue.*
rIgHt? He mIgHt hAvE LyRiCaL FlOw, BuT He mIgHt aLsO HaVe tHe fLoW WiTh tHe wAvEs.
dRaCuLa fLoW Or iS ThAt tHe oThEr dRaCuLa?
This is something that MUST be put to science
That's what I've been saying!!!
I would never lie about something so serious!!! https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/yum.png
c< MucH agreed, its certaiNly Nice tO gatHer MOre cONNectiONs >c
i just threw up in my mouth a little
Life never goes the way you expect. Good luck regardless of what happens.
heard something about a couple of scratchs fighting or thereabouts. i hope both of them fucking bite it at once.
I'd ask how the hell you did but you've just changed your icon. Didn't realize you were one of those human variants.
btw, four people not in the manor, @scratchDoctor and @onescratchOfmany are dueling in the courtyard. taking bets. vote ♥/♦ to bet on @scratchDoctor or ♠/♣ to bet on @onescratchOfmany ! #truecue
Ain't bad. Settling down. Thought I'd hate it, but I don't. Who knows, you might like it.
I'm lucky I've got a daughter. Otherwise, I'd probably start acting like a dried up old geezer.
Yet they've got their own impossible to understand jargon.
Great, Take My Glasses And Put Me In Heels. They Are Trying To Kill Me Here. #nsfw? #suggestive? #likelyneither https://i.imgur.com/yyhwrcx.png
I have had a one whole conversation with @pulchritudePowerhouse but he was somehow skyrocketed to being in the top ten of my shit list, fucking incredible
I only have a couple drinks with some buddies every now and then.
1 wouldn't c4ll 1t lon3ly, 3x4ctly. 1 just pr3f3r to focus on my work th3s3 d4ys. But 1 w1ll k33p you 1n m1nd 1f 1 d3c1d3 to go to 4 ch4r1ty 3v3nt. Or 1f 1 s1mply w4nt 4 n1c3 d1nn3r w1th som3on3 4 l1ttl3 mor3 s4n3 th4n my 1nt3rns.
This is the single worst thing I have ever read about her and I hope you know you are on my shit list forever
Had my first proper night of sleep last night and it was on a pull out cot. A pot of coffee made by a friend tastes better than anything I've had elsewhere. I even woke up with a couple cats on top of me. This can only be a good start to my day.
Ah, true enough, true enough, PS.
My thoughts exactly! Thank you Problem Sleuth!
You know, I'm pretty great. No wonder I'm getting so many interactions.
Greetings, Sleuth. There's a couple of you here, and a few of me as well. I was wondering...are you located in Midnight City? Are you a carapacian?
Let us anticip8te your eager sense of justice will prevail then. Such cargo deliveries are often deposited in certain areas, in which I shall attach a detailed map on how to loc8te it and the usual time deposits are rumoured to 8e offloaded onto the pier.
*COVERS MY PROFILE PICTURE WITH MY HAND!* Focus!!!!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f9f51618521.jpg some places even let you pet them
A detour can 8e arranged for any potential clients who seek such deliveries. Arrival can 8e expected within a few weeks, depending on the quantity ordered.
Aha, no, I meant that as late as age twenty, I was still youthfully naive in my abject hero-worship. It may be hard to believe, with how gracefully I'm aging, but I actually just turned thirty!
OH GOSH, Problem Sleuth himself congratulating little old me? Why, if I were ten years younger, I'd be blushing as red as my business suit!
Ha. Well I appreciate someone with such experience enjoying my art I suppose.
Thanks man.
I'm not to follow this advice, mostly because I don't speak Detective Noir, but thank you nonetheless problem sleuth
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I believe what you are thinking is indeed "i cant sleep now, i have to make dinner." 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀