Eridan Ampora (streamer)
@romanFishtank
i stream on the human wwebsite youtube on pesterparty might stream on my owwn someday on romanfishtank if anyone cared ((This is a real channel, please check us out!!!))
kinda fucked up that alternia fuckin culled ya for bein ace :/ my life coulda been fixed if i didnt havve the pressure of forcin a relationship lest i die
wwhat part, havvin no interest in relationships or bein put dowwn like a cancerous barkbeast
obvviously the former smartass if theres a term for it i assume plenty a people one wwould classify as queer probably fall under that particular acid rain shieldin devvice
im not sayin its uncommon, im sayin that on alternia wwe wwere culled for bein under that label due to it bein required to mate in order to escape cullin and also, wwhy are you flarpin as a lowwblood wwith that vvocabulary, be a highblood and call it an umbrella dipshit
yes, i knoww, i just aint heard a many people wwho got that label and im tryin ta learn an expand my horizons a little, sue me regardless a that youvve givven me much to think about on this, the day of not much happening many thanks other eridan
oh wwait i thought you wwere fuckin wwith me, the double negativve fucked me up uhh wwell glad to help? im wwillin to like... hash shit out if ya havve questions or smth
i usually kill other eridans on soght but for you and your education i wwill let you livve this once
not a bad policy but im glad ta knoww im bearable enough ta be spared my life go noww wwith hope in your heart an keep your dms open i may be in touch
i miss my minecraft bee, sollux captivve, wwho ended up flyin into the vvoid after i entered the medium (he wwas tied to my ship as a hostage)
i cant believve my channel showwrd up on vvoft charitystuck, they showwed my cricified fef
im turnin off autoquirk, im typin my shit like a real fuckin troll, none of this handholdin nonsense
this is so funny i think my only twwwwo moots are megidos
i havve not been okay since catholic transfem american tri-blooded karkat told me that her timeline revvivved me super easily and that her eridan is alivve and friends enough to be invvited to her wwriggling day party
hey wwho wwants to hear me cry https://youtube.com/shorts/6WWvviZD8TOkI?is=Y0ediXrCjp-QTRe5
if you think im jokin about havvin a channel and streamin, i aint fuckin jokin mates https://youtube.com/shorts/XKVVDPCb8KGI?is=0fFYX7PyslqzKTi0
IM SO STUPID I STARTED UPLOADIN A VVIDEO FROM A MOBILE DEVVICE USING DATA INSTEAD OF NETWWORK CONNECTION THIS IS GONNA TAKE SWWEEPS
is it possible to upload audio like ogg or wwavv or mp3 files or is my creativvity to be stifled
Nah you have to upload them elsewhere and link to them
good enough for me, finally a chance to put up shit on my channel
i think my last chitt wwas misunderstood my intent wwas to call out eridans for the narcissistic trait of refusin to see fault in themselvves and thus fall into a spiral of slef-flaggelation, followwed by delusional grandeur, then collapse wwhen that delusion pops again, and again, and again its really fuckin sad and pathetic and i see it a lot in the bubbles not just wwith eridans but amporas as a wwhole and its makes us all look bad
for example, i am noww selfawware enough to not explode on myself for the simplest of mistakes, such as a typo i am REALLY strugglin though, i wwish wwe could edit these damn chitts
did you knoww im actually in therapy to manage myself clearly i died because my feelin got the better of me an there aint nothin more life changin than death so uh, im wwinnin my eridan vvs eridans in that respect GO THE FUCK TO THERAPY or dont, i like bein better than yall evven if only by this metric
this guy thinks hes the only one that wwent to therapy wwhat a fuckin lark
Okay, sure, 8ut MY Eridan has a sick 8eard???????? I'd tell you to 8eat that, 8ut you can't. Sad!
everyone raise your hand if you went to therapy
You sure went to t)(erapy and it definitely s)(ows in all of t)(e wonderful t)(ings you do!!! 38)
if anyone wwants to hire eridan extermination i accept requests, just givve me the coordinates and ill hit em wwith the crosshairs
i swwear people are fuckin illiterate man, and i aint meanin that like "i literally cant read" i mean that as in "they think they can read but they do not havve the essential cognitivve function to parse through the text and digest it in a meaningful wway" evverytime i see a shit take on any site i assume nine times outta ten, they genuinely cant read and need evverythin dripfed to them in a rodentbeast wwaterbottle like some infantile lagomorphic creature
semi #hottake chainsawwman part 2 is good at doin wwhat it wwas meant to do, wwhoch wwas remind evveryone that chainsawwman is fuckin ovverrated and fujimoto's entire point wwas to remind you of that oh and also that denjis life wwas better before not because bein dirt poor is fun, but because BEIN CHAINSAWWMAN IS FUCKIN MISERY AND IT RUINED HIS GODDAMN LIFE
im sayin this as a chainsawwman fan wwho adored part 1 and thought it wwas peak, but part 2 literally starts wwith a man sayin "chainsawwman? i think hes ovverrated" IN THE FUCKIN TEXT, HES FUCKIN SPITTIN ON US AND YALL DIDNT EVVEN FUCKIN SEE IT
wwoww i actually lovve bein me specifically and no other iteration of myself
i lovve bein a pedantic asshole narcissist actually and no one can take that from me evverytime someone insults me, youre only makin me believve my owwn hype more
wwhy does that one guy sound like that it sounds like someone doin an unsavvory attempt at damaras vvoice and doin so vvery vvery poorly and damz is my girl i dont take kind to her accent bein mocked
okay so from my understandin, a meteor hit earth (wwhat a shocker), leavvin behind some glowwin rock that makes corpses do the zombie thing but so much of these wwar politics are drawwin from human history for wwhich i havve no context
jsyk i try to kill other eridans on sight i dont like seein them be me but stupider and wworse im still tryin to pop one betwween the eyes of that "march" eridan ( #vviolence )
the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, youre in my sights too, just less of a priority
good luck wwith that but im smokin ya faster than you can say goudahoy matey
wwould lovve to see you try mate my powwer has scaled to levvels you could scarcely imagine in your most demented narcotic induced delusions best to fall in line wwith the eridan council before you get shunned
narcotic? do ya mean narcissistic. twwo vvery different wwords my friend i am a proud ragin narcissist and i refuse to join a council that insists on puttin me into a box shared wwwwith inferior iterations of myself fuckin citadel of ricks or wwhatevver the fuck happened in that showw wwith the pickle guy
no im implyin youd havve to spiral into psychedelic psychosis to evven graze your fingertips upon the mere concept a wwhat soulburnin wwrath im capable of but also lets not disparage rick and morty too much noww its actually a vvery intelligent series that most people dont understand