
Eridan Ampora (streamer)
@romanFishtank
i stream on the human wwebsite youtube on pesterparty might stream on my owwn someday on romanfishtank if anyone cared ((This is a real channel, please check us out!!!))
i wwas gonna make a long post but i decided if i havve nothin nice to chitt, i shouldnt chitt at all dont wwanna givve people receipts to screenshot
i got asked out by someone so fuckin not my type that i am actually offended and disturbed and tryin... so hard to not be the wworst person evver

every time everyone talks about obliterating twinks i think we're like killing them with hammers and i'm always like hell yes get their asses and then someone adds context that makes it apparent they just want them fucked crazy style which i can respect i guess but it's just not the same.
im ace an all but is it possible to have a kismesitude be filled by a concept? because im beginnin to realise i dont havve black feelins for a certain person like kar kinda does wwith his wwhole blackrom timehate, but i think i havve a black rom feel for the concept of amporas like i dont hate a specific eridan or cro, i just hate all of them equally and in totality evven dualscar is in this, fuckin hate the chud, livved and died pathetic and only remembered in mindfangs diaries like did he evven actually do anythin important or wwas he just a mindfang footnote ugh #ericide on my mind evvery dusk
not in this stream, goin to a concert, but pesterparty stream livve noww

everytime i /)pen chittr during these h/)urs i feel like im being metaph/)rically cucked by like 8(/) pe/)ple. y/)u cant ALL be h/)rny rn #nsfw

if my liquor pantry key wasnt still friggin missin i would take a shot 4 every slur ive been called since startin cod, its 4 btw #substance
h[a]v[i]ng [a] h[u]m[a]n m[oi]r[ai]l [i]s s[o] [e]v[i]l h[e] j[u]st st[a]rt[e]d [a] s[e]nt[e]nc[e] w[i]th "f[u]n b[i]rth f[a]ct"
i wwould be so mad if someone forced a redemption arc on me evver since i died ivve always said "i dont wwant redemption"
So the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games
i knoww wwhat you infernal landlubbin madcaps are thinkin our beloathed levviathan has been slackin wwe are turnin into starvvelins wwhen wwill dada feed us our daily dose a scaldin wwitticisms an brutal facts an logic wwell dont fret i may havve momentarily slowwed dowwn but that aint a bad thin cause it givves my rousin rabble more time to cook until its golden browwn in prole wwords ivve been busy touchin solid iron an cast steel my self improvvement journey has officially begun hide your fat bottomed jezebels https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ddce61dd939a.png (( credit to my oomfie @ratking-buffet on tumblr))
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eRiDaN Is gOiNg tO GeT MuRdErEd oNe dAy, AnD I'M GoInG To gO To hIs fUnErAl hApPy kNoWiNg i cOuLd hAvE ChAnGeD ThE OuTcOmE.
Self obsession and self hatred go hand in hand. Though I do wonder if others— specifically non Dirks ever suffer from this overlap.
apparently i have beef with an eridan, ꙮr sꙮmething?? nꙮt really sure what it's abꙮut, but i wꙮn't say nꙮ tꙮ driving sꙮmeꙮne insane. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

I'll be your sin eater. I'll let you see me. Takes a village of monsters. To feed me. There's nobody like me. So I know that you'll need me. Give me your worst.
i hate him i hate him i hate his stupid fuckin fivvehead













