Eridan Ampora (streamer)
@romanFishtank
i stream on the human wwebsite youtube on pesterparty might stream on my owwn someday on romanfishtank if anyone cared ((This is a real channel, please check us out!!!))
kinda fucked up that alternia fuckin culled ya for bein ace :/ my life coulda been fixed if i didnt havve the pressure of forcin a relationship lest i die
wwhat part, havvin no interest in relationships or bein put dowwn like a cancerous barkbeast
obvviously the former smartass if theres a term for it i assume plenty a people one wwould classify as queer probably fall under that particular acid rain shieldin devvice
im not sayin its uncommon, im sayin that on alternia wwe wwere culled for bein under that label due to it bein required to mate in order to escape cullin and also, wwhy are you flarpin as a lowwblood wwith that vvocabulary, be a highblood and call it an umbrella dipshit
yes, i knoww, i just aint heard a many people wwho got that label and im tryin ta learn an expand my horizons a little, sue me regardless a that youvve givven me much to think about on this, the day of not much happening many thanks other eridan
oh wwait i thought you wwere fuckin wwith me, the double negativve fucked me up uhh wwell glad to help? im wwillin to like... hash shit out if ya havve questions or smth
i usually kill other eridans on soght but for you and your education i wwill let you livve this once
not a bad policy but im glad ta knoww im bearable enough ta be spared my life go noww wwith hope in your heart an keep your dms open i may be in touch
It's all fun and games until you hear "FETCH ME THEIR SOULS." On an unrelated note I was doing something and I might have trapped a version of my consciousness into a video game.
mob of the dead moment lol okay albert arlington
Sometimes I like to go into r★ndom offices ★nd use their microw★ve to he★t up fish.
i will never take advice from an eridan. especially when it comes to looks. do not try
wwhat if i said you actually look really nice and ivve nevver really thought you should change the wway you look huh wwhat then you look nice fuck you ara
thats actually really sweet. you are going into my collection 0u0
is it possible to upload audio like ogg or wwavv or mp3 files or is my creativvity to be stifled
Nah you have to upload them elsewhere and link to them
good enough for me, finally a chance to put up shit on my channel
i think my last chitt wwas misunderstood my intent wwas to call out eridans for the narcissistic trait of refusin to see fault in themselvves and thus fall into a spiral of slef-flaggelation, followwed by delusional grandeur, then collapse wwhen that delusion pops again, and again, and again its really fuckin sad and pathetic and i see it a lot in the bubbles not just wwith eridans but amporas as a wwhole and its makes us all look bad
for example, i am noww selfawware enough to not explode on myself for the simplest of mistakes, such as a typo i am REALLY strugglin though, i wwish wwe could edit these damn chitts
jsyk i try to kill other eridans on sight i dont like seein them be me but stupider and wworse im still tryin to pop one betwween the eyes of that "march" eridan ( #vviolence )
wwould lovve to see you try mate my powwer has scaled to levvels you could scarcely imagine in your most demented narcotic induced delusions best to fall in line wwith the eridan council before you get shunned
narcotic? do ya mean narcissistic. twwo vvery different wwords my friend i am a proud ragin narcissist and i refuse to join a council that insists on puttin me into a box shared wwwwith inferior iterations of myself fuckin citadel of ricks or wwhatevver the fuck happened in that showw wwith the pickle guy
no im implyin youd havve to spiral into psychedelic psychosis to evven graze your fingertips upon the mere concept a wwhat soulburnin wwrath im capable of but also lets not disparage rick and morty too much noww its actually a vvery intelligent series that most people dont understand
fInAlLy fOuNd mY FuCkIn wAy oUtTa tHiS MoThErFuCkIn bOoK StOrE. kNoCkEd tHiS ShIt oVeR. tO FiNd mY WaY BaCk n aLl (O:
WWHICH ERIDAN IS THIS I NEEEEEED THIS STUDY RIGHT NOWW OUGGHH THIS IS SUCH A DELICIOUS COLLECTION OF READIN MATERIAL DO YOU THINK HE HAS BOOKS ON HISTORICAL IMPERIAL ETIQUETTE OR ALEXANDRIAN MARTIAL TACTICS OOOOO OR THE FALL OF THE FROST TSAR AND HOWW THE IMPERIAL ARMY SLAUGHTERED HIM AND ALL HIS NEXT OFNKIN OGHHUG i lovve wwar and history can you tell
@CaLiGuLaAsCeNdIt tHe fUcKiNg wOrSt oNe, LiKe sIr hAtEs a lOt. YeAh cOuRsE YoU GuYs wOuLd fUcKiNg eAt tHaT ShIt uP.
oh goody i already hate that one, itll delicious wwhen i take it from him then
are yall ok a lot of you rechitt that
you dont know that man
yA'Ll tHiNk hE ReAd aNy oF ThEsE BoOkS? oR LiKe jUsT DeCoRaTiOn. WaY He's oN ChItTr i fUcKiNg dOuBt iT.
anyone havvin the capacity to read in this horrid time in history is in itself a miracle, and i aint one for miracles and wwishful thinkin
sHiT I Am bUt fOlKs gOtTa mAkE ThEiR OwN MiRaClEs. DoN'T ThInK ErIdAn's dEsErVe tHaT ShIt tHo.
wwhatevver, i wwanna knoww the book to either a) recognise it and acknowwledge myself as superior to this iteration of eridan or b) read it in the pursuit of becomin superior to this iteration
lIkE AlL Of eM? i gOt oThEr sHiT To dO, cAn't bE SpEnDiNg mY WhOlE ViSiT In sOmE BuM AsS LiBrArY. aLl yA'Ll sUcK To bE LiKe fAiR. (O:
i dont suck but i agree evvery other vversion of me sucks major massivve lowwblooded hatbulge, so ill take the slight stray
semi #hottake chainsawwman part 2 is good at doin wwhat it wwas meant to do, wwhoch wwas remind evveryone that chainsawwman is fuckin ovverrated and fujimoto's entire point wwas to remind you of that oh and also that denjis life wwas better before not because bein dirt poor is fun, but because BEIN CHAINSAWWMAN IS FUCKIN MISERY AND IT RUINED HIS GODDAMN LIFE
im sayin this as a chainsawwman fan wwho adored part 1 and thought it wwas peak, but part 2 literally starts wwith a man sayin "chainsawwman? i think hes ovverrated" IN THE FUCKIN TEXT, HES FUCKIN SPITTIN ON US AND YALL DIDNT EVVEN FUCKIN SEE IT
It's h★rd to go "Ye★h I'll pick up ★ new we★pon" when you c★n just m★teri★lize cuts on things ★nd non-things.