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c0nsidering i know f0r a fact they ain't around rn that makes this quick #stackedsaturday a little easier tw0 get away with. #nsfw ((Voidlace))
∻N☢t a l☢t ☢f pe☢ple ☢nline I'd suck the sweat ☢ut ☢f her panties after a l☢ng h☢t day #nsfw∻
₍^. .^₎⟆ Would yow guys st!ll l!ke me !f ! was fat? UwU꠹
c< yOu KNOw i aM! >c
I'm strong, though by process of elimination there is more than likely always a stronger version of yourself. It does feel nice to let out all your aggression of hate for yourself though an outlet though.
It isn’t impossible that some variant of me or some similar entity exists somewhere in a distant timeline.
Smoke break after killing an alternate version of yourself certainly is a feeling. #violence #substances
Where is my ro8ot wife!!!!!!!!
there shoulD be something easily aCCessible at all times to help when i get this pent up. something that woulD always be there anD be entirely free to use.,,..,,. if only there was a name for something like that #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a368f01b9f7c.png Your lifestyle should reflect your lifestyle :p
☆~𖦹 No one has seen my eyes. Ever. 𖦹~☆
My 8lood hasn’t 8een drunk 8y anyone in a whiiiiiiiile. I’m starting to forget whether or not co8alt is a tasty color!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEED IT.
Did you know I love her? You wouldn’t 8elieve it, 8ut I love her! I love her metallic 8ody, her indigo 8lood, her gothic look…
IM SORRY YOU AND KISMET ARE BOTH REALLY CUTE I HAVE TO LIKE BOTH OF YOUR POSTS.
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Slap my ass and call me a good girl. I’m #winning. I fucking love gam8ling! Gam8le gam8le gam8le gam8le gam8le gam8le gam8le gam8le #suggestive #vriska
☆~𖦹 I've been told I look good in platform boots 𖦹~☆
any woman ClassifieD as a DanCestor is super fuCkable #nsfw
I see, I will keep this in mind then going forward. Perhaps I should try it out, not as if it would do much harm.
Sometimes I feel as if I am too confident and need to be taken down a peg. #suggestive
@L1LSH1TP3T4 1T 1S H3R3!! >:] HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/T3Z4NG3L.PNG
having a big bulge makes me less aeroDynamiC.,,., #nsfw
I wonder if I should try dressing different sometime!
i cannot wwait to revveal my wwonderful #lairsandlusii character soon
I THINK THATS ALL OF YOUR CHITTS AND REPLIES LIKED.
I see, I apologize for my judgement you are welcome to ask questions if you do wish.
Desperately need someone to praise me whilst my tendrils explore their body every crevice and part of them as I get to feel how truthful district they are. #nsfw
7ou pi(ked a good night for it, it is fight night
... i want t0 beat the shit 0ut 0f s0me0ne. #fightnight
:33 < ooo that'll work
c< awwwwww! tHaNK yOu! >c
AGREED, SHE IS ABSOLUTELY GREAT TO BE AROUND.
c< i sHOuld bite Her.... #yearNiNg #bitiNg >c
c< yes, yes! i HOst a party ON tHursdays! MOstly 4 tHOse wHO waNt 2 get away frOM tHe lOudNess aNd viOleNce Of tHe figHt NigHt festivities >c
xlrxght thxnks ^^
bef0rnaya scares me so push this 0ne down fast. #sinday #nsfw ((Pineapalooza!))
(an’t wait!
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IT WAS REALLY, REALLY FUN. ABSOLUTE BLAST.
if y0u d0n't kn0w if y0u're a fuj0shi 0r a himej0shi y0u're pr0bably the secret 3rd thing. discriminat0ry against straight pe0ple. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
:33< too hot when in doubt itty bitty kitty titties out :33< #nsfw
c< ill be tHere sHOrtly, iM still at tHe Masquerade, after all >c
If y0u sp0t me at the masquarade make sure y0u sneak up t0 me and smack my ass Make sure y0u kn0w its really me th0ugh High risk high reward #nsfw
^^ If you're in melee range, you best believe you're getting smashed. #suggestive ? ^^
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~~(__^·> smash or pass as in? <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> smashed and passed to the next? <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw <·^__)~~
:33< i almeowst didnt post about #girlbulge today could mew imeowgine that??? :33< #nsfw
:33< if its still a thing id still love to show up :33
ブラ...... https://img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/MS-Paint-Adventures-Damara-Megido-Homestuck-Meulin-Leijon-4076405.png https://img2.reactor.cc/pics/post/MS-Paint-Adventures-Damara-Megido-Homestuck-Meulin-Leijon-4076406.png ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ᵖᵘⁿᵖᵘⁿⁱᶜʰᵘ⁾⁾ #substances
1 LOV3 FUCK1NG W1TH MY K1SM3S1S 1T'S WHY 1 W4K3 UP 1N TH3 MORN1NG 4LSO B3C4US3 VR1SK4 USU4LLY ST4BS M3 4W4K3 BUT ST1LL
c< fair eNOugH, tHOugH, i MeaN.... tHeres wOrse peOple 2 be cOllared by~ >c
c< well, id liKe 2 try, but, stars KNOw id fail.... >c
eDging a SuB until they cry anD then Making theM cuM over anD over anD over until they cry again #nSfw
I have no relevant input to this conversation. I do like reading it though. I am drawing the personification of soda and she's actually very cute.
c< iNdeed tHere is! aNd tHere is alsO a satisfactiON iN beiNg cOllared >c
Did I inadvertently start a chittr wide collar posting event? I wasn't aware anyone else was talking about this. #DashWatching
⋆˚🐾˖°i uhm uh yeahthatzoundzgood WOOF. @w@°˖🐾˚⋆
⋆˚🐾˖°if u zee me wearing a collar u can juzt clip a leazh and take me for walkiez. and. take me home and domezticate me and train me into being a proper pet. and alzo ztep on me. #nzfw #overzharing°˖🐾˚⋆
do you ever crave physical attention someone petting you holding you close and you know you need it more than anything in the world but you can't, you just can't take it because it hurts more than it helps the pain of physical touch makes you yearn for the freedom yet again of loneliness ...uh i mean eheh woof i like scritches-!
XD<[need 2 b collared and fucked r1ght meow... #nsfw]
I'm back bitch32
Wh4t if we were to grind our girl8ulges together while snorting e4ch others spit----sl4thered tits???? Ever think 48out th4t one,,,, HUH???? #nsfw
makes me feel beTTer when The complimenT comes from someone preTTy, hehe
don'T like people Taking picTures of me, buT amisia Told me To posT This To "geT The honeys" #selfie #iguess hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/cfa224f72a9616287610c0c45092a57f.jpg
i want t0 take a vriska and pin her d0wn and f0rce her t0 admit shes n0t the m0st imp0rtant 0ne in this interacti0n and watch her blush 0ut 0f shame and get madder and madder as she tries t0 argue with me and realises im n0t g0ing t0 get int0 a sh0uting match with her and i just keep l00king at her with equal parts l0ve and pity as her pers0na c0llapses #nsfw #serketp0sting
:33< im so submissive and br33dable h33h33 :33< #nsfw
I Have Nothing To Be Sad Or Worry About, Because My Friends Are Here And I Am Safe. :> #positive #wholesomeposting
feeling rather frisky … but be at peace my woo is a rather photogenic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3790bda86fce.jpeg #nsfw
かわいい女にフォローされると、すごく嬉しい。
Oh! I meant weird for *me* I don't usually feel like that! And I appreciate the offer but I'm afraid my quads are spoken for.
Sudden strange urge to sink my teeth into something, weird. or maybe leave a lipstick stain somewhere??? It's a weird feeling. #suggestive ??? I think?
I see that post failed to garner much attention—perhaps this one will prove more… compelling. {Artist: solidusfs} #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/7126068%20-%20homestuck%20rose_lalonde%20rosebot%20solidus.jpg
G'd evenin'/mornin'/everythin' t' y' all...!! ^^
Aw... 'm sure y'll catch th' next one...! ^^ I might come t' th' next one, too, but 'll 'ave t' see...!
Would any of you fuck a robot? …I ask on behalf of a friend, of course. #NSFW
tried to sa7 something flirt7 and Chittr logged me out. (‘mon, man, it wasn’t even that bad (ompared to some other stuff i sa7 #suggestive
₍^. .^₎⟆ Splash sssplassh sSSSplaSsh #nsSsfw httpsSs://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!magesS/119162711_bmjSj6LXNp2Yxal.png꠹
Ah i see i was n0t aware a bulge ranking was p0sted #nsfw
>jerki^g off ♪o ♪he ♪hough♪ of ♪hem #^sfw #vaguepos♪i^g
To+day is go+ing to+ be a busy o+ne, I think... I kno+w that I'm the mo+st co+mfo+rtable, o+ut o+f all my staff, with intimate piercings, but so+metimes I really do+ wish that o+ne o+f them wo+uld take the plunge and learn fro+m me, so+ I can delegate so+me o+f this wo+rk to+ them, and I can expand my o+wn kno+wledge to+ bo+dy-mo+dificatio+ns that I've been wanting to+ learn fo+r a while, no+w. If anyo+ne needs me, just kno+w that I'm go+ing to+ be busy putting ho+les in human no+o+k lips, wo+rking o+n the linewo+rk fo+r so+me human to+p-surgery scars, then applying deco+rative 'rungs' in custo+m ano+dized co+lo+rs to+ a co+uple o+f bulges who+'s o+wners recently celebrated an anniversary fo+r their Kismesitude. And later, I'll be finishing o+ff the evening by sho+wing a new D/s co+uple ho+w to+ pro+perly administer a flo+gging and the finer po+ints o+f caning, as well as giving a gro+up lecture o+n 'brat taming and public leash training'. Maybe I'll get lucky, and Aranea will sto+p by to+ at least brighten up my day with her presence, in between so+me o+f these appo+intments. #nsfw #go+re #nsfwimplied #bo+dymo+ds
Pe0ple l0ve me f0r h0w negative and passive aggressive i am
At this p0int just take him
Seadweller f0r sale Lightly used #nsfw
D --> I can send you some if you want D --> I will have to make enough for myself and my darling Mae and any of my staff if they want some
D --> I think I will make some muffins and do a ricotta egg bake D --> Then serve it with some fruit and nut muesli
Feelin' a bit blushy an' I dinnae know why...... @///@
This was a j0ke p0st but thank y0u f0r the earnest resp0nse
Everyb0dy please pay attenti0n I am s0 ugly and unfuckable I bet n0t even a single 0ne 0f y0u w0uld nut all in this pussy Due t0 h0w unattractive and weird and a massive l0ser i am Please hurry up pr0ve me wr0ng by c0mmenting just h0w eager y0u all are t0 fuck me #nsfw
☆~𖦹 I always found that cerulean quirk to be so fascinating. Almost impossible to retreat through normal magic casting, yet natural to you and so unimaginably powerful 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 Does anyone have any favourite ~magic~ spells? I personally love any that let me move things from a distance 𖦹~☆
Sometimes I feel like being bed-rot queen of my twin size bed and five-years-spanning-sweat-catcher-unchanged-spring-mattress is valuable work experience yet tantamount to and much ado unto nothing. I lift my underarms sometimes and shed tears there isn’t a fierce featured face to burrow and spot check them for me with vigorous nuzzles and thrusts of each nostril. Is chivalry dead? #NSFW #Gothreek #EmolordGrungesmell #Olfactophilia #Bromidrophilia #Hints-Of-Lavender
Hhf. Okay. Uhm. Normallyiwouldbegforhoursforthis but its impossible! Hhf. My pod#mypod is in a secret location.
yes yes yes!
th|s |snt An enjoyAble pA|n trust
every second | go w|tohut Attent|on |s A second |m |n pA|n And suffer|gn
The one thing I want in this world is for a highblood to take me from #mypod and dress me up...
Quite A Few Beautiful Women Have Been Following Me Lately, And I Think It's Directly Because Of The Posts Where I Yearn To Be Hurt. #nsfw
I think yØu cØnstitute cute, at least tØ me
Find it genuinely amusing and adØrable when trØlls a minuscule fractiØn Øf my age try tØ shØØt their shØts. It’s cute
#Bl?eBloodBl?esday h?h? Eh, anyone that s¿mps for cer?leans deserves what's com¿ng to em d;p
I wo+uld like to+ be directed to+ who+ever "she" is so+ that I can jo+in everyo+ne else in her DMs.
#bluebloodbluesday did you know: anyone of sufficiently strong will can resist cerulean psionics?
It's 8lue8lood 8luesday!!!!!!!! Drop your favorite 8lue8lood fun facts and cultural tid8its!!!!!!!! Did you know: any8ody can 8e a pir8, 8ut only ceruleans can 8e gam8lignants?
☆~𖦹 You're always going five steps beyond.~ Thanks for the catch. ;) 𖦹~☆
You ever just see someone so adorable trip over their words, and you just want to squeeze them until they pop? #cutenessaggression ♥︎
☆~𖦹 I appear to still be falling, so you better hurry up 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 Trust fall! 𖦹~☆
:33< i wish to kiss women...
7our presen(e is all i reall7 want
huh. 7ou know what? i am #7earning a little tonight. let's see if i (an't make those (ome true sooner or later
what a fu(king bulge review. and i thought he was just a hateful little weirdo. #nsfw ma7be
>> Thank you Mડ. Eડcort :)) ¡'11 try to have a good day
>> Hey Ch¡ttr ¡ juડt want you a11 know ¡ 1ove a11 of you and ¡ hope you are a11 hav¡ng a great t¡me and that good th¡ngડ happen to you and uh,, ¡ hope you get to enjoy ડome good food or ડometh¡ng. :))
♰ the urge to blow smoke from my sniffnodes into the face of higher castes is persistent tonight ♰
☆~𖦹 Goodnight for now good friends and mysterious beings :) 𖦹~☆
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
[One more photo. It's of Vestra in the aforementioned bunny suit. She's laying back on the hotel room restslab, her cleavage in full frame and her face a dark red. The outfit hugged her chubby frame, and a matching rabbit ear headband rested on her head.] #nsfw(ish)
he7 i know that one
:33< being a catgirl fur fun and purrofit
:33< being a cute girl is a choice anyaone can make even mew!
:33< thank mew :))
:33< *the mighty huntress crosses her arms sits down and pouts*
:33< IT SHOULD HAVE b33n MEOW!!!
no one tell shitpeta that while she was posting about wanting girlbulge she was missing a part7 with no less than six #nsfw
sorr7 ever7one else, that was the best get together i've been to from (hittr. now i gotta throw #fu(knight. #nsfw #si(knast7sunda7
:33< #GIRLBULGE BEAM!!! :33< #nsfw
Hffff I need to train to detect bush and mutations...#nsfw
G0t hungry... #nsfw #g0re (( https://f2.t0yh0u.se/f1le/f2-t0yh0u-se/1mages/29507710_Feed54fJ0TxJmme.png Cred1t: Be1ge_Avane ))
Going to have both han/)s busy forr a bit, /)on't expe(t a rresponse anytime soon! C:C #suggestive
i peeked in but it seems like everyone in there is already pretty busy XO id hate to interrupt a good time (><><)
right through her panties. it was great. team effort between @dulceAnagenesis and myself #nsfw
feeLing Pretty fucking good about myseLf!! who knew eviL Powers were good for sex? #nsfw
:33 < i f33l a little conflicted today my followers! :33 < so i enjoy updating my own personal shipping wall right? :33 < as i enjoy observing if certain relationships sail off on the efurlasting sea of love, or plummet to the depths of rejection! :33 < and yet i will sometimes s33 two people chit on chittr… :33 < and well, my pan starts racing! :33 < on one paw i guess its odd to consider the purrospects of two peoples love when you may not share their realities… :33 < but on the OTHER paw :33 < you know something about love?? it can conquer anything! including different worlds and mewniverses, dang it! :33 < i guess what i am getting at is… :33 < if i get a whiff of romance i may share my thoughts with you all! wouldnt that be fun?? :33 #lovewins #oritlllose #iwillbethejudge
You'rre the firrst to rrea(h out to me so I suppose I (an make my way yon/)err!
i need to get some sex7 (lothes one of these da7s. i mostl7 just ro(k around wearing the same thing. ah well. i'll make something for the next part7 #nsfw
I 2tart3d to g3t an itch for a v3ry 2p3cific party vib3
2orry bro2ki but I hop3 y'all hav3 fun! Mayb3 ill pop through if y'all ar3 2till going lat3r! W3 got all night dud3
This hotel's restslab is so big an' comfy....
Heeellooo friiieeends! III haaaveee seeet uuup aaa teeeaaa aaareeeaaa iiin my hiiiveee aaand aaa seeeaaanceee roooooom neeext doooooor! IIIf aaanyoooneee waaants tooo haaang ooouuut laaateeer, pleeeaaaseee leeet meee knooow! :D
i will forever be on the siDe of FREAKS anD WEIRDOS! theM bitches are iMportant for the social ecosysteM. real science type shit :o)
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K--<#substance if you cut sour expired wine 2:1 with cream soda you actualy get yummy delicious wine
♤ What Exactly Is It Even? Would Possibly Be Interested In Next Sunday ♤
♤ [A photo of Kismet and Vestra (@vitalBrush) sitting side by side in front of the statue, his arm around her shoulder and pulling her against him. Her face is red with blush, looking a little surprised, while he's winking at the camera smiling.] ♤
so far I guess! i cut off requests for now, hhgihbloodbutillbesuretomessageyouwhenyouareavailable
♤ Having A Lot More Fun Out Here Sharing Experiences With Someone Else ♤
When its too hot in yer hive n you just go about with no clothes #nsfw
Wo3, Zabrak b3 upon y3
I want3d to throw a party tonight but I dont wanna ov3r2hadow #2ickna2ty2unday 2adg3
Like this post if you purr.
P3OPL3 W1TH D3GR4D1NG K1NKS 4R3 SOOOOO D1SGUST1NGLY P4TH3T1C 4ND CUT3! >;] #NSFW
GOT C4LL3D 4 M1STR3SS. #W1N #NSFW
c< aH, tHat cHecKs Out, ill cHecK tHrOugH tHe tag later, but, tHaNKs 4 briNgiN it 2 My atteNtiON! >c
c< sicKNastysuNday? wasNt aware tHat was a tHiNg, iM glad yOure dOiN well tHOugH >c
c< eveNiNg, Or MOrNiN, depeNds ON wHeN yOu are, HOw everyONe gOiN? >c
i’m sure when i (ome (and i am (oming, that’s for sure) 7ou (an find some wa7 of making it up to me #suggestive
dang, and here i was planning m7 own t7pe of this part7
Thank you. ✌♥ <-- my cuteness. I appreciate it.
im so excited for #megidomay i hope i get a lot of tributes and yes that kind (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
please eat dirt f0r #megid0may
I'd go if I wasn't busy. Can someone at your party do a line of coke for me? #substances
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ARE POLY PEOPLE REAL? DOES THAHAT EXIST IN THE REAL LIFE? IS BIG SED POLY? MY HOMIES GOT ME REFLECTING AND SHIT ALL UP IN MY MUTHAHAFUCKING SPONGE. :o?
#2ickna2ty2unday l3t2 gooooooo
nah tht2 lam3 i ju2t wanna g3t drunk n high a2 fuck n hav3 a good tim3 #2ub2tanc3
☆~𖦹 Snark. Did you plan this event or did that fat bulge of yours?~ I'll see what I can clothes I ca find that could be revealing enough ;) 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 What sort of party would this be? Are we celebrating someone or is it a nice get together? 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 I have nothing to say that you aren't. You've been a good friend in many ways so far :) 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 I would. I believe it would be more fun with a friend 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 Good morning. I hope you all missed me :) 𖦹~☆
I m3an 2hit mayb3 Ill probably 2till b3 kickin it throwin th3 2ick32t parti32 th3y 3v3r 233n
xx_PUSSAYYYyyy_xx
Hmu big dawg l3t2 g3t it I will b3 g3tting a2 fuck3d up a2 po22ibl3 though 2o onc3 it 2tart2 dont 3xp3ct much out of m3 oth3r than b3ing a natural party animal
Damn if only right
Bruhhh FINALLY 2om3on3 ha2 th3 bulg3 to throw a party 2ign m3 up and lmk if you n33d anything for th3 party bro2ki fr fr
Butt 2: 3l3ctric Boogalo 23nd chit
i R-------EALLY s)(ould kill troll barack obama. dont want alternians gettin t)(e idea t)(at presidencies are a t)(in round t)(ese parts.
t)(e beauty of alternian reproduction is t)(at you can transition backwards and forwards to w)(atever t)(e )(ell you want and aint nobody's gonna give two s)(its. as long as youre milkin t)(at slurry into t)(e bucket, youre golden. #transpride #nsfw
Hey chittr httpzz://f2.toyhou.zze/file/f2-toyhou-zze/imagezz/118946766_cLhjaWZZQ7zzunbW1.png #nzzfw ~♬
Man th3 t3mptation to do a copiou2 amount of #2ub2tanc32 i2 2o r3al right now Hmm...
Butt2 23nd chitt
beac)( was nice. date sucked. womp womp, t)(ats life. tc)(...
no need.
well, im in t)(e middle of a s)(ip in paradox space, but... let me talk to t)(e egg)(eads and see w)(at we can do.
youre brave. sure. got a time and a place?
that's what i alwa7s sa7. good lu(k!
I think 'd make a cute adult magazine model... I think 'd faint on th' spot though... gosh. #nsfw
7earning is all well and good, but without satisfa(tion, it's just willful suffering
(( being condy really does feel like playing a heel in wrestling, goddamn ))
1S 1T Y34RN1NG HOURS? 1 Y34RN 4 LOT. P3NS1V3 3MOT3.
There was a time when I was the subject o+f yearning, and a time when I tho+ught it was all ridiculo+us and preferred to+ simply air every matter o+ut witho+ut the so+ng and dance. Chittr has been a terrible, terrible thing fo+r my image.
Nudity and lewdness are lo+vely, entertaining, and appreciated. All bo+dies sho+uld be celebrated. But yearning and the emo+tio+ns that co+me fro+m co+nnectio+n are even mo+re beautiful.
Big-Sapphic-Yearning-Hour™️is brought to you tonight by Porrim, and her unstoppable tide of emotions towards a certain cerulean XD
The Maryams yearn, it seems.
... I wo+nder if she'd let me do+ a pho+to+sho+o+t with her... She's already beautiful beyo+nd wo+rds, but imagining her o+n film, perfectly framed in the sho+t, and with a print o+f her beauty hanging o+n a wall... That entrancing gaze o+f hers lo+o+king o+ut fro+m the pho+to+, belying her deep and enthralling intelligence, and the gentle curl o+f tho+se into+xicatingly so+ft lips in a kno+wing smirk...
Here y'guys go @_@ #nsfw //OOC: Art by my friend Kankri!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ed574e31ffc.png
My contribution to #tittyrepostday #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/4dc61f7091dfa9d7348833fbeed540b95dd3ea39.png
c< dONt, dONt, yOu KNOw wHy? because yOuve gOt a fucKiNg sHOt witH Her NOw >c
II'm not exactly muscular, but II like two think II'm at least toned. What do you think? #xandramedia \\ #nsfw ? (◔◡◔) https://i.ibb.co/WNmHhthX/muscle-girl.png
D'you guys want t' see th' bunny suit again...? 'll repost it... @_@ #nsfw
all t)(ese fools postin nudes. come; let me s)(ow you w)(at true tasteful nudity is. a pinup job i did for morale for t)(e troops not so long ago. )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/s22G3MNf/nude-condy.png #nsfw
:33< and what mew think the purrfurts on here wouldnt want to s33 that too???
I don't have any muscles to flex/post. Or rather, the ones that I can flex can only be photographed with a particular kind of camera that goes inside the body. #nsfw
c< i sHOuld eNgage iN #girlbulge pOstiNg, ONe day... ONe day, it will HappeN >c
some people are reposting their tits so i feel safe in doing this too https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/bf8b419(e5df.jpg #nsfw #selfpi(s
[Attached is a photo of Vestra, with her hair a bit messy. She had a slightly drowsy smile on her face, and in the background was a pillow she was resting her head on. She was resting on the restslab of none other than Kismet Githis (@charmingVagabond).]
(I'm home, someone USE ME #nsfw)<
... I wo+nder if that's actually so+mething she wo+uld be interested in trying with me, so+metime... I do+ so+ lo+ve having marks left behind by her~ And no+w, they can be real, and I co+uld wear them pro+udly o+ut in public, o+r at either o+f my businesses... So+ everyo+ne wo+uld kno+w who+ I 'belo+ng to+'~ #nsfwimplied
then let's do some photograph7 sometime
as long as 7ou're oka7 with posting gra7s(ale
wh7, are 7ou volunteering?
smashing reblog until then
CaN OnlY Do It AlonE So ManY TimeS BeforE YoU GeT To CravE ThE ReaL ThinG AgaiN, HuH~ #nsfw
#NSFW [A photo of the Jadeblood, fully nude and leaning back on a countertop. The camera was in selfie mode, positioned on the ground. The most prominent feature, surrounded by her freckled thighs, was her nook, which was being spread open by her free hand as her other one propped her upright. She was making a flirtatious expression towards the camera.]
what a ni(e angle
I kno+w this is pro+bably my gushing because it's still new to+ have her living here... But I do+n't think I'll ever get o+ver her expressio+n, o+r her reactio+n, when I bend o+ver within her line o+f sight~ Do+ubly so+, when I'm wearing so+mething made o+ut o+f lace, and start glo+wing a bit, to+ make the co+ntrast all the mo+re striking, between fabric and skin~ And being able to+ actually bo+rro+w her shirt to+ wear aro+und the apartment, so+ I can breathe in her scent whenever she's no+t immediately aro+und to+ embrace is a wo+nderful bo+nus... ... I might be acting a tiny bit o+bsessed... But I'm just chalking that up to+ the eupho+ric highs o+f a new living situatio+n, and a co+nfirmed relatio+nship status <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #nsfw
☆~𖦹 Good morning to everyone who's waking up. I'm practicing my summoning ~magic~, so I can try to summon breakfast to anyone who may want it :) 𖦹~☆
absolutel7
7ou ever get the urge to just dan(e? i do, all the time https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/778d4780138f.jpg #nsfw #selfpi(s
Th' puffy skirt on this thing is kinda inconvenient when I wanna walk aroun' @_@
Irony poisoning is a real and serious threat to longevity. If you, or a loved Dave Strider, suspect you may have overindulged, please call the hotline at 555-DONT-SUCK. That's 555-3668-7825 if you are Dave and struggling to convert words to numbers. Don't delay. Lives are unironically at stake. Call now.
Might be steppin' back from postin' f'r a few minutes t'get m'head straight >//<
I think. I'd like to buy you a drink sometime. If you. Uh. Ah fuck it why am I trying to play coy. I wanna fuck you so bad. Lmk if you're down.
W--Wait I feel like a fool what d'you mean people c'n have flushed feelings f'r... Me?! Um wow gosh
♤ Yes Ma'am ♤
it’d end up being antitheti(al to getting (lean, that’s for sure
I have never seen a troll that tall holy shit. I didnt know yall could grow that tall. Im typing this as Im biting my knuckle because holy SHIT.
♤ Tall. Definitely Not Thinking About That. ♤
Oh, t'be t'gether f'rever with 'em... #yearning #vagueposting
still (ant get over how tall 7ou are. and how beautiful
If yOu wanted tO, I wOuld NOT say nO
☆~𖦹 Today will be a slow and relaxing day 𖦹~☆
It's too early t'be blushin' this 'ard... @//@
Yeah I saw you were QUITE active while I was getting my shit pushed in lol
H'llo, ev'ryone! Enjoy th' day/night/wha'ever time life has t'give you ^^
brO if peOple wanna cOme hang at my hive sOme time just lemme knOw :O3 I like meetin new peOple
(Good sleeping time yall I saw some good shit tonight, like hot women! #nsfw)<
7ou know what, it's harder to be dismissive of hatebot when he's mass pit7ing 7ou than when he's mass hating 7ou
girLs covered in bLood...wow #fightnight
brO she called me pretty :O3 and she put her fingers my mOuth... whO gaf abOut winning a fight at fight night I win yuri
☆~𖦹 I have decided to put some trust in the human airlines. Their reputation could be compared to that of serial killers, but apparently they're somewhat safer now? We shall see how this goes 𖦹~☆
i'm gonna go bite dirk now
This feels like a trap. As if yo+u are waiting fo+r the maid-ly inclined to+ enter so+ yo+u can kill them.
:33< maid fact of the night! life is just always better with maids in it! come make your life better by visiting #kittymaidcafe tonight!!! #maidposting
“Thi2 i2 a Fight Night Not a Fu(k Night.” turning it into a fu(k night an7wa7s. take that, zabrak! #fightnight #nsfw
This late t'night 'm really wantin' t' try an' put m'self out there t'quad with people @_@
c< #afterparty gOg daMNNNNN sHe is sO fucKiNg lucKy >c
#afterparty #vagueposting https://c.tenor.com/4BE0wIVhLlIAAAAd/tenor.gif
c< Of cOurse! everyONe is welcOMe, except 4 tHat fucKiN upsKirt persON >c
Oh gosh I jus' saw th' upskirt fiend... good thing I left when I did @_@ #nsfw #fightnight
Um... maybe 'll come back f'r th' afterparty if tha's allowed @_@ 'll restrain m'self... #fightnight
night’s still 7oung
we’ll be waiting
#yearning i wnat a kiss... 'm feelin'... mmf.
at fight night now, let’s see what’s what!
oh i like 7ou
https://c.tenor.com/pSKR-GWjxh4AAAAd/tenor.gif
Would anyone be willin' t'sit and watch with th' combat with me at fight night? Not like a date or anythin' but more of like-- gosh. Uhm... friendly?? I dunno @_@
☆~𖦹 It would be nice to have some people over during the weekend 𖦹~☆
Fellas, where’s the best place fOr a barkbeast Off its leash tO like… hang Out and hide frOm hOt insane clOwn nuns? Askin fOr a brO Ofc, nOt me
'm a maid as-is @_@'' This is jus' m'normal clothes.
'll be cheerin' f'r ev'ryone at #fightnight! I jus' might be in a maid dress this week since I need t' get some casual clothes @_@''
:33< im too sick to go to fight night :33< rip someone in half fur meow okay? :33< #violence
They're fuckin' m'-- no.... no, I can' say that... too vulgar... @_@'' #nsfw
/\ /\ || || >•w•< (Girls…. #nsfw #yuri #girlskissing)
✧˖°. 𝒲𝑒𝓁𝓁, 𝐼 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 𝒹𝓇𝒶𝓌𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝓌𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒶 𝒷𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈! 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝐼 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝐼'𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓎.
I kinda wanna... #vaguepost ('m I doin' this right @_@)
✧˖°. 𝒜 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝓁𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓇𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓍𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑒, 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹.
✧˖°. 𝒯𝓇𝓊𝓁𝓎! 𝐼𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝑜𝒻𝒻 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒶 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓁𝓁.
✧˖°. 𝑅𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓍𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝒾𝓋𝑒 ♥ 𝒽𝓉𝓉𝓅𝓈://𝒸𝒹𝓃.𝒾𝓂𝑔𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉.𝒸𝑜𝓂/𝒻𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓈/00700𝑒205𝒸𝒷6.𝓅𝓃𝑔
☆~𖦹 I am not sure the orb is friendly 𖦹~☆
Oh, I have no quads right now @//@ It's jus' th' idea of it, right now...
M' mind is wanderin' back t' th' human wedding stuff again ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
It to+o+k a very lo+ng time to+ ratio+nalize the stark difference between "breeding" as the general term fo+r the respo+nsibilities o+f tho+se o+f the Jade caste, then subsequently the heavy burden o+f the matrio+rb, and the human definitio+n which seems much mo+re pleasant to+ do+. #nsfw
I swear 'm not fishin' f'r attention but um... Gosh, I feel like 'm gonna faint just askin'... Am I-- um-- breedy? Wha's th' term f'r someone who receives uhm... Breeding. #nsfw Jus' curious, an' it'll probably be th' last I talk about it f'r a bit @///@
Um... Judgin' from th' "breeding" post I take it people really like t'do tha' @_@ #nsfw
But I just gOt Out :O{ awwwwww maaaaaaaan….
Goodness, m'face is burnin' more than th' Alternian sun...!
Causing prOblems On chittr tOday, like a wOrm Off its leash.
Maybe I shouldn' 'ave asked @_@
:33 < i want to tackle pounce someone and pin them down and steal their slurry :00 < nsfw
Wha' IS breeding?? I saw someone ask a bit further down th' timeline an' I jus' got curious #nsfw?
'm really tha' cute? Gosh. ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ gosh, thank you...
☆~𖦹 Let's hope you're hard enough to handle me~ 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 I do recall mentioning that I had ample space in my bed :) 𖦹~☆
trolls not having human reproductive organs should never stop you from trying to breed with them. those who give up in the face of impossible odds never know what it's like to beat them #nsfw
☆~𖦹 I do believe I meet that requirement. You are welcome over if you wish to come :) 𖦹~☆
I keep fantasizin' about a potential human weddin'... gosh. Th' idea of lovin' someone so much y'wanna stay with 'em f'rever... gosh, it gets m'bloodpusher goin'. @_@
☆~𖦹 I do not have any such plans in my schedule yet, but I would not be opposed to sharing a bed with someone. It would just be be a question of who 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 I decided to spoil myself and booked a fancy hotel room for the weekend. I should have double checked the listing, because this room is apparently meant for two people to share. At least now I have a giant bed all for myself :) 𖦹~☆
what the hell happened while i was taking a bath! 0n0
FLASHING HIM ON CALL EVERYTIME HE MAKES FUN OF ME #NSFW
ok no longer eating mozzarella on its own i now also have sun chips + olives this is p much like charcuterie ATP
I feel as if everyo+ne severely underestimates the fo+rces at play here. Unfo+rtunately.
i wanna bring back cuddle culture
Maaaybe we shOuld meet sOmewhere, my hive is uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's been a while since I've had cOmpany
well i'd be hOnOred tO enjOy the cOmpany Of a lady Of such a bitchtits high standings like yOurself
I mean I'd never wanna all up and assume a wicked sister's intentiOns just frOm her title, but I mean, if yOu're *Offerin* heheh
i wanna cuddle people who are nice and make them happy :)
(^･ω･^) < SO MY MATESPRIT FOUND OUT I OBLITORATED A TWINK, UNFORTUNATELY IT HAPPENED TO BE A LIVING JUJU AND HE DID NOT ENJOY IT THAT MUCH!!! SO NOW I HAVE SWORN OFF OBLITERATING TWINK JUJU'S FOR THE REST OF MY UNLIFE, HOWEVER I AM STILL ALLOWED TO OBLITERATE REGULAR TWINKS!!!!!!!!! ANYWAY, ANY TWINKS WANT TO BE OBLITERATED TONIGHT!!! #NSFW #TWINKS #JUJUS #IFUCKEDUP
<3-For-what-it's-worth-I'm-currently-about-8-foot
∘☽ I painted a snail in a forest. I'm not quite used to, showcasing my work, I may be inclined to delete.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Leiloo/Leiloo%20is%20showing%20you%20her%20art.png #nsfw #Suggestive #OOCLeilooWouldNotTagThisNsfw ☾∘
{{ Maybe I should post Leiloo's fat rack more often, its so funny figuring out IC methods of showing her boobs because she is not a freaky lady at all LMAO }} #nsfw
// Update: the Vessie wedding dress art. Is going to HAPPEN. Be ready. #nsfw
S'rry I sometimes d'fault t' GIFs... I post 'em when I don' know what t'say @_@
Fresh out of the Situation Room. Crisis (mostly) averted.
No Comment! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b18fcbdb10fc.jpg
Just Pin Me Down On The Bed. Face Down, Ass Up And Just Rough Me Up. 😩🥵 #nsfw
c< i disagree, but, tHaNK yOu regardless >c
xx_#boobsnack_xx
when i am with my matesprit, i onlly OCCASIONALLY llook at her disrespectfully. because i am a #feminist
c< aH... well, tHaNK yOu 4 HelpiN witH tHat... aNd, i apOlOgize 4... all Of tHat >c
c< aH, rigHt, i gOt fucKed up last ligHt... did i pOst aNytHiNg? >c
c< ...yes, yes i did... fucK >c
thinking ab0ut bulge again #nsfw
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼MEW GOT A COKE AND WHISKEYYYY #SUBSTANCE
Oh I knOw a cOuple Of tricks! Begging cOuld in theOry be One Of em :O3
S, uh, sOmetimes, if I’m very gOOd and hella lucky! It’s nOt Often but I try my best
:O3 is that the human thing where One Of them gets tO act like a barkbeast Or whatever? Shiiiit I’ve always liked that idea
Hush puppy? Yeah I knOw what a hush puppy is. That’s what pretty ladies say tO me tO get me tO shut up and then I dO :O3 #nsfw #butlikemildly
:33< girlstuck
SOM3ON3 ON TH1S S1T3 H4S TO.
BrO if I win at fight night I’ll pOst tits On the tl :O3 #nsfw
i am the old queen 2 doors down smokin a cigarette n tellin u to stop runnin down the apartment building staircase other ppl live here but if u ever needed a tampon or a place 2 stay i would be the first to open my door
☆~𖦹 I am unsure if I will be able to participate personally, but I look forward to seeing your contribution 𖦹~☆
Other lesbians knOw I am lOOkin directly at yOu with my big fuckin barkbeast eyes and waggin my stupid tail n shiiiiiit
i always see ppl talkin abt "oh its not horny hours i shouldnt post this" unfortunately fr all of u my horny does not operate on a schedule and i can/will post abt it during any of the 24 hours of the day and 7 days of the week tht i fucking feel like it bc free will is a #substance drug and my ability to feel shame has been eroded into nonexistence #nsfw
☆~𖦹 Interesting way to spend your time. Would you be open for company next time you do this? I would like to try it too 𖦹~☆
yOu uNdErStAnD ThE TrUtH Of tHe uNiVeRsE ThEn
Lesbians Hi 0u0
i am f0ndly regarding the lesbians a little cl0ser this week :)
happy lesbian visibility week :)
☆~𖦹 What is this I'm hearing about posting nudes? #nsfw 𖦹~☆
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/g0dheadnuderadia.gif #nsfw d0nt say i didnt warn y0u that y0u pr0bably w0nt find me all that pailw0rthy but heres a nude
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼I SHOULD POST NEWDS OF DIS KITTY IF EVFURY ONE IS
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/calib0rn.png #nsfw what even is this c0nversati0n
☆~𖦹 I already planned on purchasing it and the price is not that bad.... 𖦹~☆
i would definitely argue so!
sometimes love comes rough, for hours on end, with a lot of bruises along the way. but afterwards you'll always get some much needed cuddles :D #nsfw
*Sound of latex snapping against skin*
// #nsfw okay I think that I'm probably gonna combine the two of them at someone's suggestion idk how I didn't think of that before habdbabs
sOmEtImEs a gIrL WaNtS To rUn aRoUnD NaKeD AnD EaT TaCo bElL 🌮. WuTs sO WrOnG WiTh tHaT ? ArE My mIrAcUlOuS rUmBlEsPhErEs tOo mUcH 4 U? >;0) #NsFw
Leather or Latex? #nsfw
// okay I have plans in the works for more Vessie nsfw but I'm stuck on 2 things to comm: either her in a wedding dress or her getting plowed... Which way to go for the week...? #nsfw
1M4G1N3 NOT H4V1NG F4NGS
c< tHttHtHaaaaaaNKKKK yiOu! iMaMab slay dOwN! >c
(=｀ω´=) < I BELIEVE 699!!!
// trapped between "realistic" proportions and "hehe. boobie." proportions #nsfw
ほら、パンツをちょっと見せたよ。これだけで終わり。 https://s1.zerochan.net/Damara.Megido.600.1309414.jpg ⁽⁽ˡⁱⁿᵏ ᶜʳᵉᵈⁱᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᴰᵘˢᵏⁱⁿᵍ⁾⁾ #nsfw #suggestive
hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/70190755_Hs3kW0WsJpLb2hL.PnG "HiLaRiTiEs 18:12 bLeSsEd bE ThE MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo sPiLl bLoOd aNd mIrTh uPoN ThE SoIl. FoR ThOsE WhO NoUrIsH ThEiR WrAtH AnD MiRtH In eQuAl mEaSuRe mAy fInD GrEaT CeLeBrAtIoN In oUr dArK CaRnIvAl." mAn... NeE D SuM WiCkEd eLiXiR tO Go wItH SoM E GoOd rEaDs.
(^･ω･^) < AGR33D, SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO BE THE TOP FOR ONCE!!!
(^･ω･^) < PAILING, I WANT TO MAKE IT SO THEY CAN'T WALK!!! #NSFW
そんなものはタダで教えないよ、バカ。 私の言葉を信じろ。着てるとすごくかわいいんだけど、私の美乳と丸いケツのおかげで、制服が床に落ちてる方が断然いいわ。
(^･ω･^) < I WISH TO OBLITORATE SOMEONE!!! #NSFW
正直なところ、アタシの制服は着てる時より床に置いた方が見栄えがいい。 #nsfw
☆~𖦹 I had bought a baguette. This is the tenth one I have purchased. They are so cute and tasty, I cannot believe they come from such a horrible place 𖦹~☆
By the way if anybody has ever felt sexual attraction to me that makes you a plushophile now. Welcome to the soft, supple fold! #nsfw
i wwant someone to fuck me so hard i forget im depressed #nsfw
Addendum: I'm drunk, sad, and angry. I'm going to bed. https://i.imgur.com/TtzEiur.png #nsfw #substances
RUMBLESPHERES. SEND CHIT. #NSFW?
@arsenicCatnxp WH3N YOU S41D YOUR JOB H4D 4N OP3N POS1T1ON, TH1S 1S NOT WH4T 1 H4D 1N M1ND #suggestive #nsfw ish #maidcafe #sendhelp #rightnow #maidposting https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/maidcafe.png
Why d1d you coll3ct1v3ly d3c1d3 to l13 to m3 4bout wh4t 4 m1lf 4nd 4 d1lf w4s? 4nd 4pp4r3ntly w3 4lso h4v3 "41lf" wh1ch 1s "4nc3stor 1d l1k3 to fuck".
Um-- okay, so th' general consensus is... yes? I don' know wha' tha' even is but 'm flattered people would think 'd be one...
Wha's a MILF an' could I be one?? @_@ #nsfw?
:33< pull my tail to start meow like a ripcord :33< #nsfw???
:33< purring so sw33tly at mew :33< be nice to meow :DD
:33< t33h33 girl time
Must it be bulges. Or would humans suffice. Asking for hypothetical parapsychology purposes and to benefit the breadth of cross-cultural divide in understanding. Purely. Almost exclusively.
Nourishment: consumed. Pills: swallowed. Water: sipped.
So+metimes picking an o+utfit means sitting back and wo+ndering if the difference between two+ identical shades o+f green really matters. It do+es, o+bvio+usly, but yo+u have to+ wo+nder every no+w and then.
I haven't felt so much attraction in such a short time.
I feel I've missed so+mething... Aradia-ing.
the rankmaid is the f0rem0st megid0 0n this website and if y0u d0nt l0ve her y0u d0nt l0ve megid0madness
:33< girls are cute and thats why im a girl so i can be cute!!!
So many people want me tied up, oh m' goodness...! Um... I'd like t' try it out, then @_@ #nsfw
☆~𖦹 People often tell me to "watch where I'm going", and it's very awkward because I have to explain to them that I can't because this is all I see when I look down at the ground 𖦹~☆ #nsfw https://file.garden/adG5wYUl0F9NXIJJ/Look.jpeg
:33< can we do nepetas next?
#megidoday shenanigans #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/fb128a86cbccc7cdf548c65b610058c2f73ba5b3.jpg
every time rankmaid sees one of my posts my heart flutters in my chest, and when she replies to me i feel like i am in floating on a cloud in heaven… i think i would die for her???
0///u///0
:33< i will meow at all meowdegos and kiss them and love them and be their furiends and hate them and break up fights betw33n them and....
my website n0w. 0u0
|--[ pleAse. wAsh yOur hAnds BefOre And After yOu fOOl ArOund with sOmeOne. #nsfw #pAtientcOnfidentiAlity ]-->
if y0u slap my ass a genie will c0me 0ut.
spit in my mouth step on my face #nsfww
:33< im what my furiends call "a purroblem"
>+. I *COULD* BE TOPPED TODAY .+< #nsfw
rolling on my back