@scratchDoctor — #abuse
A Brief Guide to Successful Abduction Greetings. Lately, there has been a conspicuous increase in disappearances. Kidnappings, confinements, forced relocations, elaborate traps, mysterious vehicles, liminal spaces, ominous basements, and other regrettable transgressions. Now, dear reader, set down your ominous 'come alone' invitation to your rival and have a moment with me as I improve your already capable hands. The increased number of these actions is not an issue by itself; rather, it is the natural consequence of a community that seems enticed by the goings-on of others and their dramatized lives. ...Read more
I have prided myself in my ability to provide hospitality as a host, butler, maintainer of all things, and so on for epochs. There has never been a point of existence in which I was the end-all be-all provider of all things comfort to the various beings within my orbit. Yet, in spite of my apparent pride in the services that I have always provided, there is a single known point of failure in my unending resume. However, it is a mar against my record I can not help but to wear more akin to a trophy than anything further. I have possessed a very peculiar tea set. It has existed longer than tea itself tr...Read more
