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Asriel Dreemurr

@skaFan

Howdy! I'm a monster going to college! Joined this site because I'm bored! [[ Own interpretation of Deltarune Asriel. ]]

Blood: GoldAge: Kult Score: 681Kull Score: 76023 followers34 following

Okay, we are so close to Hometown.. going to sleep now so I'm prepared for my hot date in the morning.. ehehe...

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Buble

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@waterCooler[WC]

Oh.

Ouuggfhfhdvsbsbksjsbdc

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when ur cat thinks itd b fun 2 send a chitt

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Okay this made me laugh.

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Dearest December, I still love you very much after all these years.

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God!! I forgot how much of a tease my girlfriend is.. it has been a while... #suggestive

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whos your girlfriend is she seeing anyone

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... Yes, she's seeing me and I'm not going to tell you.

@skaFan[SF]

damn

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Go try your luck somewhere else, pal.

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That would be me. Look upon me and lament your lack of maidens.

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@blackKnight[BK]

hey whatcha doin later naknaknak

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Pegging OP, then heading to your mom's house for dessert. #nsfw

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@blackKnight[BK]

holy nak you found my mom?! i didnt even know i had one! youre so chill we should hang out sometime

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@blackKnight[BK]

Hey, babe. Don't hang with this chud.

Okay, I'm calming down.. But holy fuck.. My girlfriend is here!

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HOLY FUCK!! THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

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Still as chill as ever, are we choirboy?

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@blackKnight[BK]

Dess you have no idea how much I fucking missed you! I thought you were dead?!?!?!

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@skaFan[SF]

Well it's a long story and I can't go back to Colorado anymore, but I'm back baby

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@blackKnight[BK]

Babe... What did you do in Colorado???

@skaFan[SF]

Like I said, it's a long story, and FUCKED.

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@blackKnight[BK]

Well!!! I'll be coming to you soon enough and we can just forget about all the BS and cuddle! :)

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#nowlistening All My Best Friends Are Metalheads - Less Than Jake https://youtu.be/Z_63ZZRLylE?si=kVDpZIz-wIB4ccAy

#nowlistening Five Iron Frenzy - Dandelions https://youtu.be/1zTem-KQ4Jk?si=3LJDWrfPI3f18MEz

Aww.. Fuck! I did not mean to offend anyone..

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Haven't seen my sibling or parents on this website so here I go.... I sometimes think about how nice it'd be to sleep on my girlfriend's breasts again while naked and cuddling... God, I miss her so much. #nsfw

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Haha... Golly... Oh... Sometimes I think about posting lewd things but I'm turning red in the face thinking about it! I don't usually do that stuff publicly!

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do what you want man everyone else doe's it

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@karmaDagger[KD]

I'm thinking about it!

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A lot of people horny posting.. Haha.. Golly.. I'm still shy about that stuff but reading your posts sure do fluster me! #hornyposting

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@caliBorn I noticed you followed me and I saw your face and you really remind me of these two skeleton siblings I saw around Hometown!

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(Oh god you might be cooked faha.)

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@voxAngeli[VA]

What? Why?

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YES. WHY DON'T YOu RuB IT IN MY FACE. THAT MY SKELETON SIBLING. AKA. MY SISTER. IS FuCKING DEAD. DO NOT. COMPARE ME. TO A PAIR OF BONY ASS SKELETONS. I AM ROYALTY. GuARD YOuRSELF AGAINST SuCH STuPID THOuGHTS IN THE FuTuRE. SO THAT YOu DO NOT HAVE THEM. I AM A FuCKING CHERuB. NOT A SKELETON. A LORD OF TIME. NOT A WASTE OF TIME. I AM THE ONE WHO WILL PAINT ALL OF SPACE AND TIME IN MY OWN MASTERPIECE OF SISTERLY EXSANGuINATED BLOOD AND BuLLETS RIPPED THROuGH THE FLIMSY FABRIC OF REALITY. AND YOu HAVE THE AuDACITY. THE SHEER uNMITIGATED GALL. TO SAY I REMIND YOu OF TWO GOOFY FuCK SKELETON SIBLINGS CHuMMING IT uP. AROuND HOMETOWN. THESE BAGLESS BAGS OF BONES. SKuLK IN SIMMERING SIMPLETON THOuGHTS ABOuT. PLOTTING THEIR OWN IRRELEVANCE. ACCOMPLISHING FuCKALL IN A WIDER NARRATIVE. HAH. LAuGHABLE. I SEE YOu HAVE FOLLOWED ME ALSO. DO NOT MISTAKE MY TOLERANCE OF YOuR PRESENCE FOR A KIND OF. KINSHIP. WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. WE ARE NOT CLOSE ALLIES. WE DO NOT EVEN KNOW ONE ANOTHER BEYOND THE BASEST NuGGATORY ALLOTMENT OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. FOR COINCIDENTAL PROXIMITY IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINuuM. I AM A CREATIVE. AN ARCHITECT. A BuILDER OF REALITY uPON REALITY uPON MANIFOLD OF ALL THINGS. I AM HE WHO COMMANDS EVERYTHING AT THE APEX OF EXISTENCE. NO ONE COMES CLOSE. BECAuSE I WOuLD NOT ALLOW IT.

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@caliBorn[CB]

Awh jeez, I didn't mean to offend you! Also, I'm so so sorry I didn't know your sibling died? Fuck, Now I feel bad... I'm sorry Mr. Cherub man! I didn't know Cherubs looked like you? Also, I know we're not friends! I just thought it was interesting to follow you back! You seem interesting!

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@skaFan[SF]

NOT TAKE PERSONAL. UH. LEAVE. BOSS JUST SAD SOMETIME. OTHER TIME. HAPPY BOSS. NONE COMPARE TO BOSS. HE LET ME HIT PEOPLE. THAT KIND OF HOW GOOD PERSON BOSS IS. DEEP DOWN INSIDE. BUT ALSO OUTSIDE. ALL SIDES BOSS IS GOOD.

@canS[CS]

Oh! is this your boss? Please let him know I didn't mean to upset him if he's sad! I genuinely feel bad.. But I'm glad he's a good person... If he lets you hit people?

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@skaFan[SF]

YA. ALL THE TIME.

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@canS[CS]

Well! Happy that he seems to let you do things you like! :)

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Hmm... I wonder how my pops is doing.

Man... I miss my girlfriend..

Why are people talking about a Cueball? Are we having a Pool tournament?

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@skaFan[SF]

This was expected, darling.

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Expected...?

@skaFan[SF]

Well beyond the near omniscience and high intelligence, it’s also just a generally confusing subject if you lack the understanding and experience.

.... I see... So you're also omnipresent.

@skaFan[SF]

No, omniscient. Omnipresent would refer to my mistress.

Mistress?

@skaFan[SF]

The lady whose will I have served. Endlessly.

That sounds ominous...

@skaFan[SF]

It is very ominous!

Spooky...

This website has everything..

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༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Dhis website goes not have vigeo ang voice chat. I dhougght of somedhingg! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

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I wonder how that'd work on here, actually.

@skaFan[SF]

Catastrøphically, Prøbably.

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Oh, is it bad?

GANDALF FROM J.R.R. TOLKIEN'S LORD OF THE RINGS????

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Hello Asriel Dreemurr from hit indie game developed by Toby fox Undertale (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

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Haha! Well, actually! I'm Asriel Dreemurr from hit indie game developed by Toby Fox Deltarune! But close enough! Hii! Big fan!

@skaFan[SF]

Ah what a blunder that was on my behalf, it's an honor to meet you nonetheless. (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

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It's ok! I am from Undertale too so you're not far off! It's so awesome to see you!! Kind of? Through text! Holy crap, I didn't know magic was real?

@skaFan[SF]

Magic is very real my friend you just have to look inside yourself (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

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Woah!! Okay! Thank you, Gandalf the great!

@skaFan[SF]

Anytime my dear friend! (∩`-´)⊃━☆゚.*・。゚

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Good morning!

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Uuu good morning! /)/) ( . .) ( づ🔪

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Hello, little one! What do you have there?

@skaFan[SF]

I have knives! /)/) ( . .) ( づ🔪

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Oh, please be careful!

@skaFan[SF]

Uuu, Why? /)/) ( . .) ( づ🔪

Knives are pretty dangerous! Would'nt want your petals to be prematurely clipped off!

Anyways! Howdy, Chittr. What's going on, tonight?