Asriel Dreemurr
@skaFan
Howdy! I'm a monster going to college! Joined this site because I'm bored! [[ Own interpretation of Deltarune Asriel. ]]
Hey Mom. Hey Azzy. I'm not the one from your timelines but it's still nice to see you. :)
You'll always be my lil' sib even if we're not from the same timeline, hope you're doing well.
Okay, we are so close to Hometown.. going to sleep now so I'm prepared for my hot date in the morning.. ehehe...
God!! I forgot how much of a tease my girlfriend is.. it has been a while... #suggestive
whos your girlfriend is she seeing anyone
Pegging OP, then heading to your mom's house for dessert. #nsfw
when ur cat thinks itd b fun 2 send a chitt
Okay chittr, I need a hand. I have a breakfast date for tomorrow morning, and it has been 6 or 7 years since we've seen each other (har har 6-7 moving on). If we assume my wardrobe is functionally unlimited, what are some good picks for "Keeping it classy but absolutely down for you to bend me over this table right now"
HOLY FUCK!! THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
Dess you have no idea how much I fucking missed you! I thought you were dead?!?!?!
Well it's a long story and I can't go back to Colorado anymore, but I'm back baby
Well!!! I'll be coming to you soon enough and we can just forget about all the BS and cuddle! :)
Fuck laying low, I gotta see what the freaks on Chittr are up to.
@caliBorn I noticed you followed me and I saw your face and you really remind me of these two skeleton siblings I saw around Hometown!
(Oh god you might be cooked faha.)
YES. WHY DON'T YOu RuB IT IN MY FACE. THAT MY SKELETON SIBLING. AKA. MY SISTER. IS FuCKING DEAD. DO NOT. COMPARE ME. TO A PAIR OF BONY ASS SKELETONS. I AM ROYALTY. GuARD YOuRSELF AGAINST SuCH STuPID THOuGHTS IN THE FuTuRE. SO THAT YOu DO NOT HAVE THEM. I AM A FuCKING CHERuB. NOT A SKELETON. A LORD OF TIME. NOT A WASTE OF TIME. I AM THE ONE WHO WILL PAINT ALL OF SPACE AND TIME IN MY OWN MASTERPIECE OF SISTERLY EXSANGuINATED BLOOD AND BuLLETS RIPPED THROuGH THE FLIMSY FABRIC OF REALITY. AND YOu HAVE THE AuDACITY. THE SHEER uNMITIGATED GALL. TO SAY I REMIND YOu OF TWO GOOFY FuCK SKELETON SIBLINGS CHuMMING IT uP. AROuND HOMETOWN. THESE BAGLESS BAGS OF BONES. SKuLK IN SIMMERING SIMPLETON THOuGHTS ABOuT. PLOTTING THEIR OWN IRRELEVANCE. ACCOMPLISHING FuCKALL IN A WIDER NARRATIVE. HAH. LAuGHABLE. I SEE YOu HAVE FOLLOWED ME ALSO. DO NOT MISTAKE MY TOLERANCE OF YOuR PRESENCE FOR A KIND OF. KINSHIP. WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. WE ARE NOT CLOSE ALLIES. WE DO NOT EVEN KNOW ONE ANOTHER BEYOND THE BASEST NuGGATORY ALLOTMENT OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. FOR COINCIDENTAL PROXIMITY IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINuuM. I AM A CREATIVE. AN ARCHITECT. A BuILDER OF REALITY uPON REALITY uPON MANIFOLD OF ALL THINGS. I AM HE WHO COMMANDS EVERYTHING AT THE APEX OF EXISTENCE. NO ONE COMES CLOSE. BECAuSE I WOuLD NOT ALLOW IT.
Awh jeez, I didn't mean to offend you! Also, I'm so so sorry I didn't know your sibling died? Fuck, Now I feel bad... I'm sorry Mr. Cherub man! I didn't know Cherubs looked like you? Also, I know we're not friends! I just thought it was interesting to follow you back! You seem interesting!
NOT TAKE PERSONAL. UH. LEAVE. BOSS JUST SAD SOMETIME. OTHER TIME. HAPPY BOSS. NONE COMPARE TO BOSS. HE LET ME HIT PEOPLE. THAT KIND OF HOW GOOD PERSON BOSS IS. DEEP DOWN INSIDE. BUT ALSO OUTSIDE. ALL SIDES BOSS IS GOOD.
Oh! is this your boss? Please let him know I didn't mean to upset him if he's sad! I genuinely feel bad.. But I'm glad he's a good person... If he lets you hit people?
Haha... Golly... Oh... Sometimes I think about posting lewd things but I'm turning red in the face thinking about it! I don't usually do that stuff publicly!
do what you want man everyone else doe's it
Why are people talking about a Cueball? Are we having a Pool tournament?
Well beyond the near omniscience and high intelligence, it’s also just a generally confusing subject if you lack the understanding and experience.