Soleil Bulsara
@soleiltheClown
a guy who's just getting into clowning
*Does an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle* Bo) < "Hell yeah" *Limps away cause I landed wrong*
Oh cool, my Ancestor is on this site. (HAII MIIDAS!!! :oDDD)
Daily (not really) honk! :oD

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Metamorphosis! (I'm Orange now)
Here catch! *Za Warudo!!* (In stopped time, instead of knives, I throw balls at you to see if you can catch and juggle them)
Are there such things as wereclowns? (If I bit someone, would they become a wereclown??)
4'3 (totally not hopping on the trend just random numbers)
There's a clown outside your door let them in! (IT'S ME, I'M THE CLOWN. PLEASE LET ME IN IT'S SO COLD)
Psst hey. Pull my finger! (I proceed to explode and take us both out)
*honk or something idk*
Ever see a clown do a drive by? (you'll either get hit with a cream pie or switched down by like 50 of us in a small car)
Gonna prank a friend at the circus! (I'm going to hit them with a hollow purple.)
*Juggling to distract you while I steal your wallet* (NO don't look behind you NOBODY'S THERE)
Gimmie your strongest clown I can take 'em! (I'm grinding to be the ranked #1 clown in the world)
*Hands you a single rose with my mind and walks away* (I proceed to explode after getting far enough)
Colon three (Couldn't really think of anything Soleil-like to post :o( )








