♦ pitied by @soleiltheClown
,,3kay but d3es the fly kn3w its pissing me 3ff🕸️
Some variant of my bro referring to himself as a dilf in my replies after having the audacity to claim that he's "parenting" me by subjecting me to sugar free Sprite. Genuinely so awestricken by this interaction that I feel this deserves its own post.
needed to make a chittr to bitch about my first day on the job as a professional birthday clown. not even an hour into this gig and my brand new clown shoes got pissed on by the birthday boy himself!!!

anyone whos ever been nice to me is a FUCKING LIAR and im going to die alone exactly like i deserve and like i fucking SHOULD HAVE back on earth. in a fucking alleyway AND I DONT EVEN GET TO FUCKING PASS OUT BECAUSE THE NOISE WONT STOP #vent #cw-suicide

hey body can you stop having weird hollow heavy aching feeling in chest for no reason hey brain can you stop randomly getting upset with seemingly no reason a mf dawg is trying to sleep

fuck this i feel like shit and i wasnt supposed to wake up anyway im going back to sleep. succumbing to the slime
There is nothing good that can come from hearing Demise say "CHECK THIS F(_)CKING SHIT O(_)T" and then hearing at least twenty different fireworks go off. It's a work day too. Sigh.

WHO- WHO THE FUCK IS RUNNING AROUND ON THE BEACH ON ALL FOURS SNATCHIN PEOPLES TOWELS AND RUNNING OFF WITH THEM IN THEIR MOUTH?

im used to eating out of the trash fighting for scrap's bedrotting and making music idk how to talk about shit. how tf you do that

wrf...wtf...w tf.....wt..f............................................

jkoeks on you theonly wallet i have. is sotolen from some OTHER gyuy

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