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Soleil Bulsara

@soleiltheClown

a guy who's just getting into clowning

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 353Kull Score: 4285 followers0 following

*Gonk* :o)

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G-o-o-nk....

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*Does an acrobatic pirouette off the fucking handle* Bo) < "Hell yeah" *Limps away cause I landed wrong*

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Oh cool, my Ancestor is on this site. (HAII MIIDAS!!! :oDDD)

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✧✰⋆I D⌬⋆ N⌬⋆T want any⌬⋆ne kn⌬⋆wing were related. (D⌬⋆NT SAY MY NAME ON THE FEED F⌬⋆⌬⋆L!)

Daily (not really) honk! :oD

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✧✰⋆Why the fuck is y⌬⋆ur text ⌬⋆range???

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I just think it's neat :oD

Soleil Bulsara. (Soleil Bulsara!)

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Metamorphosis! (I'm Orange now)

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i didnt know u could do metamorphosis waow

I'm a beautiful butterfly now :oD

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But how endless is your dream, and how nothing is your world? Wow wow wow?

@voxAngeli[VA]

guh?

Here catch! *Za Warudo!!* (In stopped time, instead of knives, I throw balls at you to see if you can catch and juggle them)

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(OH^FUCK^YEAH^BRO!!^(0:=)

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Are there such things as wereclowns? (If I bit someone, would they become a wereclown??)

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4'3 (totally not hopping on the trend just random numbers)

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There's a clown outside your door let them in! (IT'S ME, I'M THE CLOWN. PLEASE LET ME IN IT'S SO COLD)

Psst hey. Pull my finger! (I proceed to explode and take us both out)

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Thanks to cartoon logic, I can revive us both so we're fine :oD

YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*honk or something idk*

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o°~teeheehee~°o glub honk!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o

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Top 10 clowns: #1. Soleil

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Ever see a clown do a drive by? (you'll either get hit with a cream pie or switched down by like 50 of us in a small car)

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Gonna prank a friend at the circus! (I'm going to hit them with a hollow purple.)

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*Juggling to distract you while I steal your wallet* (NO don't look behind you NOBODY'S THERE)

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jkoeks on you theonly wallet i have. is sotolen from some OTHER gyuy

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@karmaDagger[KD]

oh uh. *gives you MY wallet then steals it back* AHA!

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dufe.... whatr the fuck................ not cool bro..................................................

@karmaDagger[KD]

Heheheh! >:) (I'm a fucked up and EEEEVIL clown.)

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wrf...wtf...w tf.....wt..f............................................

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Gimmie your strongest clown I can take 'em! (I'm grinding to be the ranked #1 clown in the world)

*Hands you a single rose with my mind and walks away* (I proceed to explode after getting far enough)

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🜂 | 🜂 | Key performance : indicated. competition: eliminated. 🜂 | Many such cases. 🥀 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #Violence #NSFW #BecauseAnUnhireableAssetIsMentioned #PostMortem

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aww thank you!! <33 ... r u oke?

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Very talented.

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I'm ash on the ground. (I'll come back in like a few mins)

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Colon three (Couldn't really think of anything Soleil-like to post :o( )

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Where can a (CLOWN AROUND TOWN) get a beer and some grub??? (Actually, grub first, I'm a light weight).

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~~~there's a dQpe dive called GRUBGUT next tQ GENERIC CLUB NAME HERE. my set's tQnight! cQme grab sQme dish n' listen tQ sQme music afterwQrds. i'll buy yQu a drink! ^>uQ^ ~~~

alright dope, sounds sick!

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~~~i'll bring my diabQlQ! maybe we cQuld juggle mid set?! crQwd wQuld EAT THAT UP.~~~

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I haven't really practiced my juggling but shit I think I can improvise. (If I fail at least I could get people to laugh)

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~~~we'll imprQv!~~~

Say less.

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