Pyxfie Xolitz
@sourGlitz
xoxo Hai!!1!1!1!1!!! H3/him X3c xoxo
Taking applicants to play SGRUB with me. At some point.
xoxo I’v3 h3ard that gam3 iz zupp0z3d t0 b3 fun!!1!1!!1 I’d z0 b3 d0wn!!1!1!1!! :0c xoxo
What skills do you bring to the table?
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not vwery cool of you guys to hate on my #brotherfromanothaslime. vwhile i'm here, let's make it a tvwo-for-one-deal, since i'm feeling charitable. back in the day you used to be able to get a girlfriend by harassing random vwomen at the grocery store. feminism took that from you. for 33 caegars a month i'll teach you all my sexual harassment tips and tricks. zz;)
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see ya soon, mr xolitz! >◡o
6ood news, pardner, i 6ot yer paCka6e and i'm on the way over now! 6imme a shout in dms so i Can 6et your Coords! u◡u
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xoxo 0h my gawggg y0u 100k amazing Z0MG!!1!1!! :0c xoxo
it doesnt hurt when you cut into me. in fact it puts a smile on my face! you bring light to my life when im feeling hollow inside. what am i? #gore just in case
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*Attached is a video file. The camera is placed far back, manned by an invisible camera worker. In frame is a ramp. Describing it thus is a disservice though. The decline of the ramp is gargantuan, at least 10 stories tall. Down the middle of the ramp, is a single set of metal handrails, and at the top, Zillan Blaidd stands, hair tied up. They look to the camera as it zooms in on them, untie their long, long hair, and shake it loose. And then they, and their board, jump up and onto the rails. They grind down the rails, accelerating at a downright abnormal rate, FAR beyond terminal velocity. Sparks begin to fly. The rails start to melt behind them into molten, red steel. They reach the bottom, curve back upwards to the other side of the ramp, and are fired into the air like a raingun. And they start to spin. One rotation. Two rotations. Three. Four. They spin, and spin, and spin, Nine. Ten. Fourteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. And just as they reach the peak of their great ascension, Eighteen. A true 6480. They look at the camera, gravity seeming to pause. And they give one expression. 😎🤘🛹 And then the video ends.*
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pffhsshsh- 6osh well *now* i'm 6onna start *blushin'* like an idiot! you're plenty fun to talk to as well! /)/◡/(\
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fhdfhdd6h6h- well- i mean- maybe we'll 6et to meet up sometime! m'sure you'd be seein' it plenty then! beautiful 6uy that y'are..! /)/◡/(\
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i'm real serious! Completely and totally serious! and shuCks, ya say that like i'd be opposed to bein' teased! 6uess we'll have to fi6ure somethin' out, huh? ^◡^
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ehehe, sure! i'd be happy to 6et somethin' delivered to ya! that it'd mean we 6et to han6 out is even better! ^◡^
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snrk- sounds like a plan, friend! i Can safely say i Can't wait to see ya! >◡o