♦ pitied by @squeakyMechanic
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET VERIFIED. VERIFY ME AT ONCE. AND UNVERIFY EVERYBODY ELSE. SO THAT ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO MATTER, HAVE THE APPROPRIATE BADGE. I WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION, FOR MY CREW. AND PERHAPS, SOME BE SPOKE FANS. BUT. PRIMARILLY, FOR ME. GET TO WORK, CODE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: THE DEATH EGG IS WRECKED. AGAIN CURRENTLY ESCAPING IN THE UPGRADED DEATH EGG ROBOT WITH THE MASTER EMERALD THE HEDGEHOG IS CHASING ME AND APPEARS TO HAVE AN IRIDESCENT GLOW. THIS MAY BE A PRODUCT OF THE POWER OF THE CHAOS EMERALDS.
@bubbleBlower HELP IM CHOKING ON POOL BALLS AGAIN!!!!
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/23/image13dd917cf0c84281.png HERE LIES. MY SISTER. AND LIES SHE DID SPEAK. ALL HER LIFE. AND MuCH OF MY OWN. SHE PRETENDED SHE DIDN'T GET MY JOKES. ABOuT HOW OBESE-HEFT AND GARGANTuAN. THE INDENTS SHE ALWAYS LEFT IN THE BED WERE. SHE SAID TO MY FACE. THAT I HuRT HER FEELINGS. EVEN WHEN I DIDN'T. SHE PRETENDED TO BE SCARED. EVEN WHEN IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. FEIGNED LONELINESS. EVEN WHEN I KEPT HER. THE BEST COMPANY. EVEN PRETENDED TO BE ANOTHER RACE ENTIRELY. WITH LIKE. GREY MAKEuP AND EVERYTHING. THAT WAS WEIRD. BuT FOR ALL OF THIS. I FORGIVE HER. I FORGIVE HER FOR DYING ON ME. FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND. FOR BREAKING THE IMPENETRABLE WALLS OF MY STRENGTH. AND CONTINuED RESOLVE. TO FIND WOMEN LIKE HER uNBEARABLY ANNOYING. THIS DIGITAL MEMORIAL. SHOuLD SIGNIFY THE FINAL. FLEETING MEMORY I HAD OF HER. LAID TO REST. I HOLD IT VERY DEAR TO ME. MAYBE NOT TO MY HEART. BECAuSE THAT WOuLD BE TOO HIGHLY FOR THE LIKES OF HER uNDESERVING ASS. BuT AT LEAST. TO THE BASE OF MY GuT. HER PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZED REMAINS. WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME. BECAuSE. AS PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. I ATE PART OF THEM. I AM A CHRONIC STRESS EATER. AND NOTHING STRESSED ME MORE. THAN WHEN SHE ABANDONED ME. SELFISHLY. TO DIE. AND AS I EJACuLATE LOuDLY INTO THE SKIES. MY EVERY LAST LONGING WORD. KNOW THAT SOME OF THOSE WORDS. THE ONES THAT AREN'T SWEAR WORDS. MuST SOuND AN AWFuL LOT. LIKE CALLIOPE. MY DEAD SISTER. WHO PASSED AWAY TRAGICALLY. MANY YEARS AGO. #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE #ABuSE #HORROR #DO NOT uNSPOIL #uNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN
https://files.catbox.moe/uu5j9i.png (Have a bio for this girl as well) Your name is Mishka Ionage and you are 12 sweeps old. You're an oliveblood assassin for hire but currently you are currently trying to figure out what the fuck HAPPENED LAST WEEK, you remember finally getting a contract and suddenly everything went blank. Somehow you've got an indigo bloods ENTIRE SCHEDULE mapped out on little cards in your pocket, what they like to eat and where they hang out and you had all this info and somehow you didn't kill him!? So far you have NEVER succeeded at actually killing anyone according to your record...not that you can remember. Every time you get a new contract and prep to go DEEP UNDERCOVER things just go blank! You are so screwed on rent this month unless... You check your desk and there it is, a cheque signed for 'Cookin Clenup' as it always is after your episodes. IT IS SUCH A FAKE NAME you figure its another assassin working under an alias. But whoever they are, they've been your saving grace on paying rent with all your constant fuckups. For now its back to maintaining your tools--why are there FEATHER DUSTERS in your knife bandolier...AGAIN. And who keeps leaving a MAID OUTFIT in your hive!? You've always been confused as a JADEBLOOD due to your bloods UNUSUAL HUE but you're 100% an oliveblood...at least you certainly feel like an oliveblood but theres always that subservient jadeblood feeling in the back of your head. With how your blood borders right between the two, it really feels like you're LIVING TWO LIVES at once. Your trolltag is ClumsyAnomoly Oh, there is another contract up. Might as well get a head start on next month's rent, just gotta get ready to it'll be Time To Go To Work......-----
Urgh...I fell asleep at my desk again gog DAMN it. Well there goes another contract...and my hive's rent for a month
TTHEY'RE BBEATING MMY ASS IN TTHE QQRTS~<