starlight blaster
@starlightBlaster
I put diamonds on posts I save. My diamonds page is full of porn
It's a beautiful day for a bloodbath.
:33< alright so hypawthetically :33< mew go to the aquarium to furk :33< do mew furk in the salt watpurr or furesh watpurr section? :33< and yes the fish CAN s33 mew the whole time :33< #nsfw
>:εε b3ing 4'8 is nic3 b3caus3 pounc3 can climb up almost anyon3! ;33 ~
Switches.... Y0ure d0ms n0w s0rry #nsfw
SB: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
evening gloves are like thigh highs for your arm
(|-HELL♥︎ CHITTR! MY NAME IS MAXXIE! I HEARD THIS SITE IS G♥︎♥︎D F♥︎R SGRUB ADVICE. I H♥︎PE THATS TRUE! HERE'S A PICTURE I JUST T♥︎♥︎K, T♥︎ PR♥︎VE IM JUST A GAL WH♥︎ WANTS T♥︎ GET AL♥︎NG WITH EVERY♥︎NE HERE! -|)
SB: hey I'm also stuck in a game of Sgrub. my consorts want to kill me. do you have any advice for that? my advice for you is don't blow up your consort's hives
(|-UHM. WELL Y♥︎UR C♥︎NS♥︎RTS MIGHT WANT T♥︎ KILL Y♥︎U BECAUSE ♥︎F THAT. Y♥︎U SH♥︎ULDN'T HAVE D♥︎NE THAT! WHY W♥︎ULD Y♥︎U BL♥︎W UP THEIR HIVES ANYWAYS? THEY ARE S♥︎ NICE. <:(-|)
(|-THATS N♥︎ EXCUSE. Y♥︎U CANT JUST BL♥︎W UP PE♥︎PLES HIVES BECAUSE Y♥︎URE B♥︎RED!!! <:(-|)
SB: hmm doesn't appear to be in my vocabuaarly i think YOU don't have common sense hon. that's why it's bullshit
weird m/)ments /)f n/)thing
^^ If you're pitying my chitts you'd better be prepared to commit. ^^ ^^ Put your money where your react-hand is. /\nd put your react-hand on my mouth. ^^
SB: I have six dollars do you want to eat them? Is that what you;re saying?
*Blares Bonetrousle through the boombox*
SB: *blasts death by glamour twenty times louder* yeah how's this for hearing damage Rose
i could mmmmake a drinking gammmme out of this site. take a shot each timmmme sommmmeone wwwwith the castenammmme harley is horny on mmmmain or going through the torture labyrinth. take a shot each timmmme a "dave strider" is on sommmme bullshit that mmmmakes you wwwwanna study their sponges under a mmmmicroscope. you'll get blackout drunk in an hour
(( DID I JUST SEE A SHAVED ICE STAND IN THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN OF ALL THINGS???? WHAT THE FUCK
SB: I thought we had enough ice in the mountains already! wait. shaved ice? is the ice of mountain naturally shaved? need to figure that out next time I climb Everest and die
>+. PENIS FACTS WITH FRIENDS .+< #nsfw
penis fact number six seven: they come in a few shapes like triangle and trapezoid
who's dick do i gotta suck in order for the Thunder to go away? #NSFW
SB: which lightning do i need to get struck by to start sucking dick
not gonna lie getting called good girl and good dog is like a completely non-sexual thing for me. i just really, really like getting praised y'know? i mean it can be sexual but that's under different circumstances. #nsfw
SB: hehehe. haha. who's a good doggie? who's my good widdle girlie? hehahahaha
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