Aurelia
@sunflowerGardens
You may call me Aurelia. Head Maid of House Dracula. I am here to annoy Velvet on purpose. She/Her. Owner of one 'Cheese Onion'. A cat. Named for resembling cheese and sleeping in my onion patch.
Lack of actual hedonism at this Masque
Rather disappointing, is the point not to indulge recklessly when in theory none can recognise your identity?
no it's to, I assume, stand around and aura farm and dance with just the people you do recognize
I do not know why some dislike sleeping in coffins. It is a pleasant and constant darkness, and blocks out much noise. It is always insulating, whether it be for warmth, or for cold, and does not permit for overexertion with movement in sleep. #mybox
Snrk
Cheese Onion has learnt meat decimation barrage beam. Sir Kris will be getting a stern talking to.
He's over at Cheila's. I'll grab the mortar and stuff for the damage.
I will make it up to you
Mediate react from you hurts... I promise!
It could be worse. A pantry is a maids treasure room, you know.
I do know. I will make it up to you.
I have been considering it as of late. Perhaps, I should have something, outside of my practical clothing..? But, it may not be proper for a maid.
Casual! Clothes! This is an excellent idea!
Ah, no, no. I have casual clothes, it is that they are too, practical in nature. My dresses are designed for easy movement, and horse riding. I was thinking more... decorative, I suppose.
OH! Fancy clothes! Even more yes!
Not fancy! That would be terribly improper. Or, at least, not as fancy as you are likely thinking...
As fancy as you like, then.
It would be horribly humiliating were I to be more elegant than the Lords I serve. Which, is admittedly, easier to do as a woman, and not someone who is around 7ft tall.
I think even if you can't always WEAR the very elegant thing, you could probably have it anyways, right?
I could not ever wear it, so long as I am considered a common woman.
You could wear it! I think. I think there could be excuses made for you to wear it. But I won't press you on it- I think you should get to have something elegant and that yes you should go shopping or make something.
Looking at my vampire friend knowing he can smell me bleed like, haha, nothing to see here. I am the only human in a troll timeline, on a troll ship, at sea. I am the token human that must be hidden every time we dock so the local populus doesn't kill me to stuff me as a trophy alien oddity. And my body can't even do me the service of not bleeding right now. I don't even want children. Who am I going to have children with in this timeline, anyway? Get it together, body. I'm being punished for a choice I had no part in making. I hate biology. I just want to be a rabbit. All I want to do is eat leaf and hop.
That would be too easy. The anons prefer suffering. Though, I'm rather grateful I'm not hit by the urge to... multiply. As rabbits do.
Do you crave spinach and hay, or perhaps dandelions? I find that when I transform I prefer to indulge in snacks of the animal in questions preferred variety.
I'm not fully a rabbit, I was made into a cryptid called a Wolpertinger. Instead of buck teeth, I was given fangs. I crave meat. I can transform into the bizarre beastie though, good for cuddles. But that's not as memeable as "eat leaf and hop."
Fascinating, I have never heard of such a beast. And indeed, I suppose 'eat offal and pounce' does not roll off the tongue so smoothly.
It's like a winged squirrel rabbit with fangs. My fangs can retract and extrude at will, that part's pretty cool. I almost look intimidating when I'm mad. I've got a long tail with a cotton puff at the end, too. I've tripped on it approximately 97 times. The wings? Do nothing. Make shirts annoying and flap. I'm not sure what this anon was trying to accomplish. But the ears are cute. I don't hate it. I just question why. I've learned to live with it, the annoyance is part of life. I prefer being unique here for an actual reason, rather than just because I'm human and no one else is.
What an unusual creature. But I am glad you enjoy it, despite its negative aspects.
Thank you. I'm not sure if you're human or not, but your icon makes you appear to be. It's comforting in a way, seeing another of my own kind.
I am half human, in full honesty. A dhampire. Though I find the human instincts more comforting to entertain, such as eating food, sleeping, sunbathing (for as long as I am able to withstand), and cooking.
Oh, that's super interesting. That's half vampire, right?
Indeed. Though I could not tell you the details of the affair; I do not remember my parents.