Lexian Eviint
@superiorManagement
-Office manager -Scholar -Willing to learn anything and everything -Always busy, busy busy bus…
↘️minor computing error in regards to our office budget has lead to a diminished return and decreased profit margin.↘️ ↗️IT IS ALL MY FAULT.↗️ ↘️so you know what that means.↘️ ↗️SHACKLE AGAIN.↗️
You are quite the prized worker. There should be more trolls with a work ethic like yours. Whilst I am not your superior, I still believe the praise is deserved -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
Q: "WHO'S A GOOD BOY?~" A: hh, /? yyoouu,,, , ssoouunndd lliikk ee mmyy ,, bboossss , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
I believe your boss means to praise you. Albeit in a very interesting manner. I suppose that means you are not a good boy? -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
MY COWORKER IS WHINING ABOUT “BOOHOO OUR SUPERIOR ASKED ME TO LICK HIS BOOTS!” OKAY? AND? START LICKING! LUCKY BASTARD! 𓂃✍︎
More trolls need to be like you𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
ii ccaanntt lleeaavvee uunnttiill iimm ttoolldd ttoo ,,, ;~; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Is there nothing that can occupy your time? -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
Shoutout to all of my hardworking employees, your work is greatly appreciated At this office -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
Are you actually going to do some work? Or are you going to keep drawing your little doodles of me with arrows that say, “mean” on them -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
I GIVE 110% FOR MY EMPLOYERS! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO JUMP, I ASK HOW HIGH! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO STAY AND WORK OVERLIGHT, I DO IT! IF THEY ASK ME TO BARK, I DROP TO ALL FOURS AND WAG MY PROVERBIAL TAIL! NOBODY IN THIS COMPANY DOES IT LIKE I DO! 𓂃✍︎
As it should be Keep up the good work -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
ii hhooppee tthhaatt mmyy ppiittiiffuull aanndd ppaatthheettiicc bbeehhaavviioorr,, ddooeess nnoott rreefflleecctt ppoooorrllyy oonn ABG INC. aass aalltteerrnniiaass nnuummbbeerr oonnee bbaannkkiinngg aanndd iinnvveessttmmeenntt ggrroouupp, ABG INC. wwiillll dduuttiiffuullllyy ttaakkee ccaarree ooff yyoouurr eevveerryy ffiinnaanncciiaall nneeeedd, mmyy cclluummssiinneessss eeaarrlliieerr hhaass nnoo bbeeaarriinngg oonn tthheeiirr,, eeffffiiccaaccyy aanndd ddeeddiiccaattiioonn ttoo kkeeeeppiinngg aalltteerrnniiaa'ss llooyyaall ddeenniizzeennss hhaapppp yy , "ABG INC. WE'RE WATCHING YOUR WALLET." -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
You are a wet pathetic creature, and I am unsure whether it frustrates or amuses me… -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
Don’t apologize be better. You are not less than anyone else. Excuses do not make money working does -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
aaccccoorrddiinngg ttoo mmyy bboossss, , ii aamm wwoorrkkiinngg iimmppeeccccaabbllyy , iimm nnoott ssuurree ii aaggrreeee,, bbuutt hhee sseeeemmss, pplleeaasseedd , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
All this office work is such a bother and it seems like no one wants to work around here but me. Hiring and firing is such a fucking chore -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
↘️i have been saying this.↘️
SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF SLACKERS! I FEEL YA, PAL! BUT KEEP THAT CHIN UP! THE ONES WORTH HIRING WILL FIND YOU EVENTUALLY! 𓂃✍︎
You shouldn’t have to, there shouldn’t be so much incompetence in the damn world -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉