♦ pitied by @superiorManagement
↘️minor computing error in regards to our office budget has lead to a diminished return and decreased profit margin.↘️ ↗️IT IS ALL MY FAULT.↗️ ↘️so you know what that means.↘️ ↗️SHACKLE AGAIN.↗️
Q: "WHO'S A GOOD BOY?~" A: hh, /? yyoouu,,, , ssoouunndd lliikk ee mmyy ,, bboossss , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Q: "IM SENDING U MY TITS RN BIG BOY GET READY" A: NO??? NO?????? NO,, , KEEP MY, INBOX, APPROPRIATee , pplleeaa ssee,, , ii aamm ,, rreepprreesseennttiinngg ,, ABG INC. ,, #NSFW hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Q: "WHAT DOES THE H STAND FOR" A: hheerrmmaann , Q: "ARE YOU SINGLE?" A: ii hhvvee,, nneevveerr,,, , , ddaatteedd,, iitt iiss , aabboovvee mmee , hhttttppss://ffoorrmmss.ggllee/4kkoo4zzvv6kk9X4iiQGbbG8 -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ccaanntt lleeaavvee uunnttiill iimm ttoolldd ttoo ,,, ;~; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
I GIVE 110% FOR MY EMPLOYERS! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO JUMP, I ASK HOW HIGH! IF MY SUPERIORS TELL ME TO STAY AND WORK OVERLIGHT, I DO IT! IF THEY ASK ME TO BARK, I DROP TO ALL FOURS AND WAG MY PROVERBIAL TAIL! NOBODY IN THIS COMPANY DOES IT LIKE I DO! 𓂃✍︎
↘️i have been saying this.↘️
ii hhooppee tthhaatt mmyy ppiittiiffuull aanndd ppaatthheettiicc bbeehhaavviioorr,, ddooeess nnoott rreefflleecctt ppoooorrllyy oonn ABG INC. aass aalltteerrnniiaass nnuummbbeerr oonnee bbaannkkiinngg aanndd iinnvveessttmmeenntt ggrroouupp, ABG INC. wwiillll dduuttiiffuullllyy ttaakkee ccaarree ooff yyoouurr eevveerryy ffiinnaanncciiaall nneeeedd, mmyy cclluummssiinneessss eeaarrlliieerr hhaass nnoo bbeeaarriinngg oonn tthheeiirr,, eeffffiiccaaccyy aanndd ddeeddiiccaattiioonn ttoo kkeeeeppiinngg aalltteerrnniiaa'ss llooyyaall ddeenniizzeennss hhaapppp yy , "ABG INC. WE'RE WATCHING YOUR WALLET." -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]