♦ pitied by @symBrosium
when ppl keep talkin abt raisin families n i gotta whip my ovaries back into line liek DOWN BOYS
>+. WHY!!!! LET ME HAVE HOPE THERE'S ONES THAT AREN'T LIKE THAT!! .+<
SOME OF MY ALTS ARE BEEFCAKES AND TALL AS SHIT. KINDA PISSES ME OFF. YOU'D THINK THAT WORKING AS A MECHANIC, I'D BE RIPPED AS FUCK. NO. >:(
Finally some good fucking equine appreciation up in here. Even if you cannot let yourself grasp to understand them, you sure as hell can talk the talk and walk the trot. Or whatever would be the most clever thing to say here for commentary's sake, coming from one of the bastards out there to be ever so graced with as close to the idea of being one of these beaus in real time. An honorable choice to put respect on, considering these juggernauts of pure horsepower got themselves so highly recognized to have steel monuments made after the breed in Scotland. Technically it's more or less based off of the myth of Kelpies, as that is also what the statues are called, but still. Pretty damn respectable.
no but i like to play pretend sometimes and sometimes the bit goes on for so long that i forget its a bit and then it hits me again ykwim
Possibly, though I live with my girlfriend who is heavily involved in all of this. Also I have received threats so I'm not exactly the most confident in my safety.
The pile will deal with itself, no need to delve into it. :)
Bruh fuck off, that was a poor toddlers rendition. I am massive and pierced
imagine this hate+mediate reaction combo as a reddit downvote. whatever you're doing that caused you to post this unironically, do something else.
You misunderstand. I'm shamelessly obsecrating for money on the internet.