Sage
@synapseSupernova
Sage | Pr0nouns: He/They, Gender: G4M3R
Striders Have Once Again Lost Their Canoe Priveleges.
*~They are n0t behaving well despite their criminal minds l0l~*
*~S0metimes y0u g0 0n a quick c0ding adventure and 5 nights have passed l0l Anyway hi chittr what's g00d~*
-=[wwhat wwere you codinggg x-)_☺]=-
*~Fake virus tht jumpscares my friends with epic 0cean beast images, sp00ky pian0 music, and makes their c0mputer ic0ns change names n shit, s0 they kn0 i l0ve them l0l~*
The little.. Grippy grabby hand -o-o-n a ferret? Can’t be beat. N-o-o- -o-o-ther creatures are d-o-o-ing it like the humble mustelids d-o-o- it.
*~D0 we have r00m 2 appreciate the humble grabbers 0f p0ssums n racc00ns als0~*
I cannot imagine sucking and fucking on the beach is a fun experience.
*~I have heard it's rlly r0ugh yah #BaDumTss #OnAcc0untOfTheSandBeingR0ugh~*
*~H0w wr0ng w0uld it b 2 (HYP0THETICALLY) hack a fleet ship and set all the screen backgr0unds as hell0 kitty island adventure pr0m0 images, asking 4 a friend #TimeSensitive~*
...i have a space station you could also do this to...
*~I w0uld 0bvi0usly Never d0 this, s0 u shld tell me what stati0n 2 av0id t0 play it safe #VeryInn0centG0vernmentDNI~*
I⟡ would be comple⟡ely unaccep⟡able no⟡ ⟡o ==⟢
[WOW 7O FOLLOWER$ AND I KNOW IT MAY NOT $OUND LIKE MU#H BUT IMAGINE 70 HOT DOG$]
*~u shld get 70 h0t d0gs and write ur f0ll0wers users 0n them 2 celebrate l0l~*
*~N0thing beats telling a friend ur g0nna 0ld sch00l burn a CD f0r them and making a rickr0ll the 2nd s0ng l0l #Justg0tal0ngangrytextlma00~*
*~My dude ur brain is GALAXY levels, the next time i can get their guard d0wn this is the wave 🌊~*
⚰ troll gogglE which wAy to thE mArkEtplAcE to AcquirE nEw su ⚰
*~New SU epis0des aren't even c0ming 0ut anym0re my guy and dude, l0l~*
⚰ I Do not oftEn wAtch tElEvision so I Do not know thE mEDiA of which you'rE rEfErring to 7 ⚰
*~Fucked up thing 2 say 2 a guy with n0 lusus, ur g0nna get cancelled f0r that 0ne~*
*~I'm just a little baby b0y, just a little guy all al0ne in this w0rld, and u want me t0 g0 t0 c0llege??? When i c0uld be smashing it at DDR instead?~*
*~We GOTTA bring back 5 inch thick lapt0ps with 33 p0rts 0r i'm g0nna start sending big tech c0mpanies c0mputer virus~*
c< agreed, i Hate ONly beiNg able 2 plug iN twO fucKiNg tHiNgs, i waNNa plug iN My MOuse, My KeybOard, My Mic, aNd twO cONtrOllers!!!! >c
-=[ h_☺]=-
*~that's what i'm saying!! and WHERE is my cd tray that d0ubles as a drink h0lder f0r my Gamer Drinks while we're @ it~*
*~Keyb0ards are an underappreciated instrument. send chit~*
€] Aw c'mon dude!! We had ONƐ jam sesh without you!! [3
*~Can't believe y0u want me t0 expl0de 3000 that's n0t very c00l 0f u paz~*
*~Chat, fmk f0r keys 0n the keyb0ard, g0 #nsfw I'll start btw: fuck the tilde ~, marry the asterisk *, kill the d0llar sign $ bc it's lame~*
*~N0t en0ugh ppl d0wn t0 talk abt the inherent er0ticism 0f the machine i see~*
‡ thanǁ«s chat, im gonna go reheat it, im sure this wont have any consequences whatsoever ‡
*~The micr0wave will c00k all the bad shit 0ff y0u're s0 g0lden dude~*
Having my accounts reply to this post when i remember to, <3 Also these are all OC's from my fantroll blog on Tumblr @/Astrumocs ! https://astrumocs.tumblr.com/ These are non-canon interactions meant for fun, :]
