Sage
@synapseSupernova
Sage | Pr0nouns: He/They, Gender: G4M3R
*~S0metimes y0u g0 0n a quick c0ding adventure and 5 nights have passed l0l Anyway hi chittr what's g00d~*
*~Fake virus tht jumpscares my friends with epic 0cean beast images, sp00ky pian0 music, and makes their c0mputer ic0ns change names n shit, s0 they kn0 i l0ve them l0l~*
*~Ykn0w there's n0t a wh0le l0t bettr than breaking it d0wn and dancing g00fy w/ ur friends~*
*~Hh0w many energy slurps (c00l new way t0 refer 2 drinks) is 2 many in 1 night~*
‡ probably any amount if you thinǁ« we're gonna start callin drinǁ«s slurps ‡
*~H0w wr0ng w0uld it b 2 (HYP0THETICALLY) hack a fleet ship and set all the screen backgr0unds as hell0 kitty island adventure pr0m0 images, asking 4 a friend #TimeSensitive~*
...i have a space station you could also do this to...
*~I w0uld 0bvi0usly Never d0 this, s0 u shld tell me what stati0n 2 av0id t0 play it safe #VeryInn0centG0vernmentDNI~*
I⟡ would be comple⟡ely unaccep⟡able no⟡ ⟡o ==⟢
€] I want to CHIDƐ you, but this is really funny. You're a GOOFBALL!! [3
...Make sure you avoid it at all costs... ...i'm not winking btw there's just sand in my eye...
*~N0thing beats telling a friend ur g0nna 0ld sch00l burn a CD f0r them and making a rickr0ll the 2nd s0ng l0l #Justg0tal0ngangrytextlma00~*
€] Honestly you should have SƐƐN the look on their face, you're lucky you went back hive!! [3
*~My dude ur brain is GALAXY levels, the next time i can get their guard d0wn this is the wave 🌊~*
*~Current seas0n regardless it is s0 hard 2 beat hall0ws eve music, the vibes g0 nuts dudeee The skelet0ns rib xyl0ph0nes? the witch cackles? g0es s0 hard fr~*
*~We GOTTA bring back 5 inch thick lapt0ps with 33 p0rts 0r i'm g0nna start sending big tech c0mpanies c0mputer virus~*
c< agreed, i Hate ONly beiNg able 2 plug iN twO fucKiNg tHiNgs, i waNNa plug iN My MOuse, My KeybOard, My Mic, aNd twO cONtrOllers!!!! >c
*~that's what i'm saying!! and WHERE is my cd tray that d0ubles as a drink h0lder f0r my Gamer Drinks while we're @ it~*
*~Keyb0ards are an underappreciated instrument. send chit~*
€] Aw c'mon dude!! We had ONƐ jam sesh without you!! [3
*~Can't believe y0u want me t0 expl0de 3000 that's n0t very c00l 0f u paz~*
*~We g0tta bring back lava lamps btw~*
I g♡+ ♡ne as a gif+ (black fluid wi+h green wax wi+h aliens ♡n +he base) and i+'s ♡ne ♡f my m♡s+ cherished p♡ssessi♡ns
*~Never f0rget ur mantras: Sleep, Eat, Game, Repeat #selfcare~*
*~Chat, fmk f0r keys 0n the keyb0ard, g0 #nsfw I'll start btw: fuck the tilde ~, marry the asterisk *, kill the d0llar sign $ bc it's lame~*
*~N0t en0ugh ppl d0wn t0 talk abt the inherent er0ticism 0f the machine i see~*
fuck ^, marry & and kill \ will not b3 3laborating #nzfw
*~Oh yeah babeyyyy, i 0nly listen 2 the classics https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=Wuhq0ZvyntA~*
*~We're hating 0n whimsy and the bit n0w? what has this w0rld c0me 2..~*
*~the DDR fand0m is dying br0!! rechitt if u l0ve drugs, danger, and rizzing up babes~*
*~I w0uld nevr pit 2 bad bitches against each 0ther, they'd have t0 CTRL ALT DEL me first~*