@archiveAddict @taciturnTerror @orphanerDualscar @gullibleColumnist @scratchDoctor @caliBorn @adiosToreador Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Rankmaid's Bulge! I took some extra honey for this one. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 3. But that isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's actually really high for a Rustblood. You'll understand why... Pliability is a 10! Your bulge is particularly dexterous, though, it lumbers a bit because of the previous stat and the next two stats. Length is a 9! Your bulge is long, long enough and pliable enough to self-knot with... Girth is a 7! Your bulge has a very strong base. It's foundational! It's like having an extra arm X Factor is a 10! You... your psionics... Can control your bulge. Exceptionally well. You have internal psionic nodes, I can sense them! It's particularly receptive to you. As for your coloration... Your secretions are dark. Fix your diet! But they are a deep, tasty crimson. I can feel my saliva building at the thought of lapping it all up while you read to me... #630505 Your bulge itself... I can focus on it. Smoother texture, but it isn't a perfect cone like many would suspect. You have a slight series of striations, especially on the underside. It's currently outside of your nook, resting lazily on something... I suspect panties of some kind. But I can not see. I can only observe the sensations. It weighs 2 pounds. You carry an absurd amount of tension in it for someone so ostensibly languid. That is the first thing worth noting. Most would expect something soft, almost absentmindedly tucked away beneath robes and skirts, but there is a constant low readiness to it. It can't be overstated how responsive it is to psionics. Bulges usually react to instinct before thought, but yours reacts to thought before instinct! It's deliberate in its subtle shifts and flexing. It's.. It's like an extension of your own pan! It's an instrument... The striations allow for controlled tension as well as brute force. So... so capable of grip. The texture is so satisfying to feel with my pan. I want it on my face! Weight distribution being close to the base is normal! But your bulge can certainly make highbloods run for their money. Such a ceremonial shade too. It's alarmingly impressive.
Damned accurate. Kudos.
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You're so right! I-I'm a fraud... @archiveAddict give me another chance
:o) Ah..So this was with...permission.... :o) ...Alright... :o) I'm still not telling them whether or not they are correct.
:o) Agreed.
wHY AM i, @-ED IN THIS???
Whoops.
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i read this and the part 2 and my nose is bleeding. holy fucking WOW.