kiki my fat neet ass im so fucking upset right now (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, this war never ends, #mywar, archive rating: E)
:o( Damara :o( You and @archiveAddict should not be fighting like this. :o) You are comrades :o) Sisters-in-arms on the side of making pretty bishie boys kiss a lot :o) While you watch and #FujoOut :o) This war is senseless... and frankly i'm getting increasingly worried that i'll have to pick a side. :o) So please... :o) Let's all focus on the important things: :o) Such as thinking about men in carnal embrace. :o) Locking their lips together in a sort of mushy tango :o) And exploring each other's bodies. :o) Not to mention that :o) One of them is a boxer who fights in an underground fight ring :o) And the other is his personal mediculler :o) And the boxer has fallen for the mediculler but wait there's a twist :o) It turns out the mediculler is a rainbow drinker and they have to navigate the highs and lows of early romance :o) While the boxer continues to try and convince the mediculler that he won't reveal his secret andd then ther'es a beautiful mome nt where the rainbow drinker is so so so starving he reuqiq res blood you see. to live. to consume. to imbibe. so the boxer in all of his MOTHERFUCKING INTELLIGENT GLORY. THE ONE SPARK IN HIS DEAD FUCKING THINK PAN. decides to pass on the neces sary blood via an intimate, beautiful kiss and whenthey part theres'a string of saliva and and. i feel glitheheaded.
MILLIONS HAVE PERISHED. ON THE FRONT LINES OF THE #DIRKJAKE #JAKEDIRK WARS. MOSTLY MY DOOMED TIMECLONES. WHOEVER THEY CAN ROPE IN. AND ARACHAN’S GHOSTS. PLUS WHATEVER DEFECTORS MY SIDE HAS BLED OVER. THIS IS SERIOUS. INTERPLANETARY. TIME AND SPACE RENDING. GALACTIC SPACE OPERA SHIPPER BATTLE. WE WILL NOT LAY DOWN OUR ARMS. WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER. UNTIL THE #JAKEDIRK FORCES. ADMIT THE TRUTH OF #DIRKJAKE. THAT MY BIAS. IS NOT THE BOTTOM!!!!
THAT REMINDS ME. KURLOZ. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO PICK A SIDE. #DIRKJAKE. OR #JAKEDIRK. CHOOSE WISELY.
:o( please don't make me do this, sister
you know the right answer dont you kurloz? dont you? 0_0
:'o( RANKMAID-SAMA NOT YOU TOO....
WILL YOU BETRAY YOUR #DAYONES. FOR SOME NEW BITCH. AND HER LIES.
Ok sure why the hell not. ... I am a touch perplexed as to how or why some additional authority or dignity might be assigned to the ROLE within the dalliance. You're already having sex with another man. What's the darn difference. #nsfw I guess.
“EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT #SEX. EXCEPT #SEX. WHICH IS ABOUT #POWER.” -GENIUS AND PHILOSOPHER. TROLL LADY GAGA. THE CRUCIAL DIFFERENCE. AS IN #BUSINESS. #SPORTS. AND #WAR. IS WHO IS VICTORIOUS. AND WHO IS #BITCHED. #NSFW.
Ok, now I do understand.