♠ hated by @tactileSuitor
you ask for tits, theyll shovw you buff man pecs. you ask for nook, theyll showv you boynook. you ask for cock (clovwn cock) theyll shovw you boycock (boy clowvn cock). just like. notice as you look around girl. theyll find any wvay they can to avwoid talking about wvomen. #nsfwv
look i knovw and i couldwve gone into that but like. lets be real wvith ourselwves. the people going on and on about cock (clovwn cock) arent talking about wvomen. i knowv theyre not, you knowv theyre not. i vwish they vwere! id lowve to hear about a clowvngirls cock (clovwn cock). but the people arent talking about that. im not the transphobic one here, they are. #nsfvw
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K--<biggest shortcoming is being a bottom tbh
gamgam please cant i hawve a wverthers or something instead
hi babe
imagine me clicking my heels vwith glee maybe ewven a sick backflip
vwait that came out vwrong
no vwonder you vwant me youre nearly as pathetic
youre not part of my community unless you become a wvoman
its not for you
Im just s0 l0veable n0 0ne c0uld ever hate me
like cmon hop off my bulge
hey wvhy is some puppet guy on all my posts? he looks like hes probably wvhite?
i dont evwen need to, thats the best part
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no thatd be gay
Riiiight. Guess I must be thinking of some other puppet guy with a big white ball for a head. Good luck with your puppy problem.
the vwhite guy puppet pfp is still riding me wvhat do i do im #notgay
no, no the guy riding me is definitely called puppy
maybe
vwhat? he doesnt havwe a ballhead, hes just like. if he vwere human hed be wvhite, thats the vwibe i get, yknowv?
really? hes alwvays been pretty chill vwith me, nevwer had a problem vwith the guy, i think you might just be ovwerreacting
nah she wvants me trust
ivwe newver done anything vwrong in my life evwer
if a girl said no, i vwould listen #feminism #niceguy #metoo
what if im actually the wvokest guy here? besides the vwoke highblood obvwiously
i hate vwhen busty older vwomen put their cigarettes out on me damn i sure hope no rust milf does anything like that to me id be so fucking mad and sad damn it..! #nsfwv
real quick time time sensitiwve question does it still count as role revwersal if the roles wvere technically nevwer revwersed but youre a man? #nsfvw
for #tittytuesday i wvanna create a safe space for all my titty hawvers, either post em belowv or dm em to me for a classic cronus compliment ;) #nsfvw
don't be genuine on my fu¢king ¢hittr feed. you make me $o mad
◥▶◀◤ —> And I you, platonically. I have a taste in men that is not linear or conducive to your archetype, so you need not worry about potential flirtations.
this is so real man i respect you. platonically
◥▶◀◤ —> Please stop confusing legendary straight archetype @aeneasCaldarium with being gay. It is vital to preserve the concept of heteronormative structure in our timelines. If he won't be #notgay then who #will?
hey if youre a rustblood vwith issues and a freaky fine body hmu and lets chat about howv i can make you wvorse. thats wvhat you freaks are all into, right? other lowvbloods free to apply too i guess but rusties havwe that special sauce. #nsfwv
hey vwhos that handsome fella in your pfp i bet hes an upstanding citizen vwho i should feel proud to be associated vwith by your carnal desires for the both of us
Oh fuck uhh Day 5 0f t0rture dunge0n ama
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
Tired y0urself 0ut with that chitt?
Mid.
Cast your votes #ragebait https://i.imgur.com/n42Anj1.png
yOurE gOIng to dIE.
And Now, So Do You. I'm Generously Sharing My Hideous Disease With You. You're Welcome.
Ook i went ahead and censoored it foor yoou https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/phootoo_2026-04-14_16-19-51%D1%81ensoored.jpg?v=1776165954036
Goot soo hard i passed oout soorry this is beautiful
Casper Is My Favorite Lowblood, Please Don't Tell Him Or His Head Will Swell So Large It Will Explode And I'll Lose The Ability To Platonically Torture Him.
fingers hook into my mouth, pressing my tongue in a vulgar display of the blackest hate. to every insult, bite, splash of blood, i clung. within the darkness of you, i suffocate. when your claws grasp my neck in a sudden twist the absent abyss of my eyes drown in mist, gasping, gurgling, my plea for your detachment. sanguine spillage, fare for your eyes, mind absent #nsfwe #gore #poetry #poem #originalpoem