Gander Grimzl
@tactlessAllegorist
Some kind of Big Shot Director. Based in the Subyuggulador Francisk Bay Area, he/him, etc. Serious goose. Don't talk to me, talk to my agent.
Time to ✎ a movie that I will film in my hive's backyard by myself, ★ring only myself, and will edit myself, and will never show another living person. It's gonna be about a guy Without A Chip In His Pan. And you'd think that's a given, →? Of course the guy won't Have A Chip In His Pan. Specifying that is pointless, because you should be able to assume that there will not be A Chip In Your Pan, or In Anybody's Pan, because that's not... it's not a thing that happens. That's not something that the guy should have to worry about. ✕✕✕. You and me both are figuring out just now that apparently, for This Guy, it is WEIRD that he Does Not Have A Chip In His Pan. He didn't know that. You didn't know that. He does not want there to be A Chip In His Pan. Has he unknowingly dodged this fate, or is it Just A Matter Of Time? (Crowd Refuses To Blink)
Anyways, maybe 🗨ing to The Other Mes on this site was a ✕ idea.
The hard truth that no one (1) is Brave Enough To Admit is that the Oscare trophies are kind of ugly—looking. I've been buying Doll Clothes to put on mine, and the little hats are probably the biggest improvement. Why didn't they already come with Little Hats? (Crowd Frowns Contemplatively)
Listen, I don't care HOW excited you are for another sequel to In Which A Particularly Entitled In—Gro↑ Of Violet Trolls Loses Their Benefactor And Inheritance, And It Goes Without Saying That One (1) Of Them Is The Killer, But This Is Subverted Very Early On By A Reveal That It Was Actually The True Main Character Of The Film, A Lowblood Servant, On Accident, Who Is Also The Only Good Person Involved With This Collective, Which The Deceased Benefactor Recognized, Which Is Why He ← Her All His Money From Being An Author, And As She Is Coping With This Transition And Being Threatened By The Particularly Entitled In—Gro↑ (Now Out—Gro↑, To Our Main Character) She Is Approached By The Black Woolbeast Of The Gro↑ In Question, Who Is Secretly The Real Killer In Another Thrilling Subersion, And Then All His Plots Are Unveiled By The Brilliant Detective (Who Seems Unusually Simple At First Due To His Relaxed Southern Northern Alternian Demeanor And Tendency To Ramble) And Then The Real Main Character Finally Inherits Everything After All, Without Having To Jeopardize Her Moral Character Or Immigration Status.
Sending pioe bombs to my inbox or the production studio's inbox will NOT Make The Next Benoit Belanq Film Haopen Faster. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!! (Crowd Boos)
My agent has advised me not to comment on the difference between my final 🎬 of a film and the version that gets past the censors. The legislacerator I know has, unofficially, Also Advised This.
What they don't tell you when they ask you to sign your first autograph is that you're really just figuring out the exact shape your Repetitive Strain Injury is going to be five (5) or ten (10) sweeps later.
At the end of the night I'm not actually asking my PAs for that much. Just Get Me A Coffee And Go... This isn't Rocket Science, people. (Crowd Shakes Their Heads)
The more things change, the more things Stay The Same. (Crowd Hmmming Thoughtfully)
don't you hesitate. girl put your records on
