Gander Grimzl
@tactlessAllegorist
Some kind of Big Shot Director. Based in the Subyuggulador Francisk Bay Area, he/him, etc. Serious goose. Don't talk to me, talk to my agent.
Time to ✎ a movie that I will film in my hive's backyard by myself, ★ring only myself, and will edit myself, and will never show another living person. It's gonna be about a guy Without A Chip In His Pan. And you'd think that's a given, →? Of course the guy won't Have A Chip In His Pan. Specifying that is pointless, because you should be able to assume that there will not be A Chip In Your Pan, or In Anybody's Pan, because that's not... it's not a thing that happens. That's not something that the guy should have to worry about. ✕✕✕. You and me both are figuring out just now that apparently, for This Guy, it is WEIRD that he Does Not Have A Chip In His Pan. He didn't know that. You didn't know that. He does not want there to be A Chip In His Pan. Has he unknowingly dodged this fate, or is it Just A Matter Of Time? (Crowd Refuses To Blink)
Anyways, maybe 🗨ing to The Other Mes on this site was a ✕ idea.
0kay i kn0w i have been...buzy. but why are tthere ttw0 ganderz n0w? @tte1evizedaviam0r
By my count, there's at least three (3). @taxonomicAnalysis Not sure there's any real Rhyme Or Reason to this type of thing, though. For my part, I'm only here because my agent thinks I should have a More Prolific Social Media Presence. (Crowd Shrugs Affably)
Listen, I don't care HOW excited you are for another sequel to In Which A Particularly Entitled In—Gro↑ Of Violet Trolls Loses Their Benefactor And Inheritance, And It Goes Without Saying That One (1) Of Them Is The Killer, But This Is Subverted Very Early On By A Reveal That It Was Actually The True Main Character Of The Film, A Lowblood Servant, On Accident, Who Is Also The Only Good Person Involved With This Collective, Which The Deceased Benefactor Recognized, Which Is Why He ← Her All His Money From Being An Author, And As She Is Coping With This Transition And Being Threatened By The Particularly Entitled In—Gro↑ (Now Out—Gro↑, To Our Main Character) She Is Approached By The Black Woolbeast Of The Gro↑ In Question, Who Is Secretly The Real Killer In Another Thrilling Subersion, And Then All His Plots Are Unveiled By The Brilliant Detective (Who Seems Unusually Simple At First Due To His Relaxed Southern Northern Alternian Demeanor And Tendency To Ramble) And Then The Real Main Character Finally Inherits Everything After All, Without Having To Jeopardize Her Moral Character Or Immigration Status.
Sending pioe bombs to my inbox or the production studio's inbox will NOT Make The Next Benoit Belanq Film Haopen Faster. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!! (Crowd Boos)
I used to Preen from Constant Attention. Nowanights if I don't get my Weird Alone Time I will explode and it'll be Everyone's (⒈'s) fault.
Couldn't have Put It Better myself, kid.
It's you and me against the world, Boss!
...I guess so. (Crowd Shrugs, Tilts Their Heads To The Side For A Moment Contemplatively, Looking Away, Then Looks Back And Nods)