Det. Grimzl
@taxonomicAnalysis
Senior Grinvestigator at Glasshive Investigations Ltd.
Goose Fact: Geese have independent control over each bulb. This adaptation allows them to sleep with one bulb open and rest only half of their pan at a time (known as Unihemispheric Sleep), allowing them to remain constantly alert for predators.
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Trolls typically lack this feature. It's not necessary in our physiological purview. Our robust Corpus Callosum firmly connects both pan halves, forcing us to process consciousness globally rather than isolating sleep to one (1) hemisphere. I am Curious, though. To see what other experiment they might have conducted on you, redundant as they cursorily appear.
(CROWD WOW!)
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Fascinating. Then you could say you are two (2) pushers that beat as one (1), figuratively and literally. But this world may eat you alive---a fuller soul means a bigger feast. Stay safe, Argyle.
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I'm glad you liked my goose fact. I'll share More whenever I can. :]
Goose Fact: A goose's bill is lined with sharp, tooth-like ridges called Tomia, which are made of cartilage. They mainly use these to rip ↑ vegetation. They are also capable of delivering bites that easily leave bruises or break bones if they feel threatened.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! shit, that's actually pretty cool.