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I used to Preen from Constant Attention. Nowanights if I don't get my Weird Alone Time I will explode and it'll be Everyone's (⒈'s) fault.
The more things change, the more things Stay The Same. (Crowd Hmmming Thoughtfully)
At the end of the night I'm not actually asking my PAs for that much. Just Get Me A Coffee And Go... This isn't Rocket Science, people. (Crowd Shakes Their Heads)
What they don't tell you when they ask you to sign your first autograph is that you're really just figuring out the exact shape your Repetitive Strain Injury is going to be five (5) or ten (10) sweeps later.
My agent has advised me not to comment on the difference between my final 🎬 of a film and the version that gets past the censors. The legislacerator I know has, unofficially, Also Advised This.
Height Check! How tall are you people in my Palmhusk?
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒉ — @quadraticAutomatic Fours (⒋s) I’ve done it! I’ve bested the terrible blight of ✎R’S BLOCK… *looks at calendar* *it’s been like two (⒉) wipes I think* [HONK]!! (CROWD SOBBING) Hello Folks, Gamers, Gagglegang, etcetera etcetera. Sorry for sitting on my Rump doing nothing but Chitting stuff like a… blegh….. Person… BUT I am happy to say I am BACK and Ready to YAP. (If you see me slacking off again, you have the → to scream at me in my comments.) Anywhom, without further ado, let’s Take A Gander at Fours (⒋s)! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD WAVING) (CROWD WAVING WITH THEIR SECOND PRONG) (CROWD WAVING WITH THEIR THIRD PRONG) (CROWD WAVING WITH THEIR Wait A Second We Don’t Have Four Prongs) (Where did the Third) (What?) Fours (⒋s) is learning how to live. Her posts, from the beginning, tell a STORY of learning and growing into her anatomy of a Troll. She is kind, albeit socially awkward (maladroit), and she is trying her best to acclimate to the OUTSIDE WORLD. They are working to OVERCOME their fears and their words, often lacking the diction to describe what they want/feel/need. Namely, she has been working steadily at a diary to practice expressing those feelings and reducing the mental clutter swamping her mind. She keeps ↑ a stable system, Chitting to PRACTICE SOCIAL BEHAVIORS, and constantly stepping out of her comfort zone to 🗨 to all the friends she’s made. There’s even a BADGE in their honor. (Between you, me, and the reader, she is far more Active than I am. *coughs into closed prong*) As always, the Investigative Factor of psychoanalysis requires us to discuss the ROOT of the mind, and in Fours’ case, it isn’t a secret that they were raised in a lab. In fact, it looms over Every Aspect of her well-being, robbing her sense of agency. The experiments she had to endure came with rewards that seem MUNDANE to your typical laystroll, setting the pavement for the general social ineptitude Fours (⒋s) is tasked to overcome in order to achieve their goal of self-sufficiency. Fours (⒋s) has been infantilized to incapacity, fostered not only by the doctors who raised/experimented on her but also the people she interacts with. The act of infantilisation itself is rooted in a need for control and power, but also a desire to keep the infantilized ‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘SAFE’’’’’’’’, heavy on the quotation marks. That doesn’t necessarily make it OK——it’s condescending at face value and destructive in the Long Run——but it creates a centre of INTEREST regarding the casual patronizing Fours (⒋s) may experience on a night-to-night basis. As a consequence of this treatment, Fours doubts the decisions she makes and struggles heavily with (socially-aligned) individuality. A visible fear takes mount on her when stepping from her comfort zone, a given Given Her Newfound sense of CHOICE, which prompts her to look to the lives of others to figure out what to do with hers. The continual undermining of independence has ← them in a state of RELIANCE, leaning on others to guide them through the pitfalls of living——the most prominent feature of her FALLOUT. The nature of her relationships almost always becomes a protector-protected dynamic, not so much CODEPENDENCY as it is a promise to teach her how to act. With this comes a learned vulnerability, a QUASINAIVETY to the whims of others. I surmise it isn’t GENUINE NAIVETY, but an incapacity to trust themself in picking the ✓✓✓ DECISION, causing bouts of paralysis. Despite being prone to being misled, there is a collective oath of HONESTY when it comes to Fours’ friends. No matter how easy it’d be to harm an unguided Fours, you find that everyone (⒈) makes an effort to give her an Online Hive to stay in, or at least understand them with the context they’ve provided. It’s a testament to COMMUNITY in the Chittr platform. Violent creatures we inherently are, a lot of us are more caring than we’d like to admit. That might be Propagander though. Above all else, Fours wants to be perceived for what they are: an adult living and managing an adult life. Somebody who still has the facilities regardless of the way she was raised. A tame purrbeast still has claws and teeth. She is more than capable of thinking for herself, and she’s still working off the training wheels. Both realities are VALID HERE (search ↑ Dialectical Behavior Therapy if you’re Interested!). Learning new things can be scary, but regardless of those fears, Fours continues to TRY AND TRY AGAIN, if only to create a statement: I am here, and I’m ready to live. Though the journey from A to B won’t be easy, Fours has already exerted themself to show they are full of fight, and kindness. This is coming from the troll who’s seen their FIRST EVER POST to COMPARE. She really has come a long way. You are allowed to be CURIOUS. You’re allowed to learn about the world at your age. You’re allowed to do things scared——this is far better than doing Nothing At All——and you have people who are ready to s↑port you when you ask for it. It’s OK to ask for help, and it’s OK to feel out of place. After all, nobody chooses how or when they’re ready to exist. You have all the time you need to discover who you are, what you want to do, and why you want to push forward. No matter how many people try to make sense of you, only YOU can define who you are. You are Fours, and you have always been the best version of yourself. I’m proud of you. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: TWO (⒉) OPTIONS: HEIR OF LIFE: Oriented in the Growth of Oneself (⒈). Inspires others to live for themselves. Fours is already a TESTAMENT TO LIFE ITSELF, with two (⒉) pushers that beat as (⒈), a soul fuller than ever. The challenge is to grow proper into the Role. You can’t grow without understanding what it’s made you. MAID OF HEART: Oriented in the Understanding of Oneself (⒈²). Initially relies on people to define their identity, their instincts stunted and confused for naivety. Eventually learns to create it for herself (and others! Her friends!) You can’t understand who you are without acknowledging how far you’ve come. I think if you played the game, you would simultaneously be a PROSPIT AND DERSE PLAYER, a phenomenon recognized especially among Goldblooded Players! Please don’t actually play Sgrub, though.) Follow Fours… Or I’ll FIND YOU. And I’ll bake you a Cake. Or will I bake you INTO a cake? *licks…* #gandertag #fours! #pipipi #hikinglife #gloop #twopushersthatbeatasone
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You're on very Thick Ice with me. I ♥ you.
Hi all! For those of you waiting to get INTROSPECTED, I extend an Apology for taking a while. Things have been coming ↑ on my end, Good and Bad, and I've had my wings pretty busy! LOL. *sweats!* As this little Psychoseries progressed, I've been finding myself writing more words and placing more Time and Care into them. I used to ✎ about five hundred (⒌00) words on average, but now I'm getting awful close to Two Thousand! (⒉000). Admittedly, there are some People that I'd ♥ to reanalyze, if they'd let me (Casper and Mintyl, among others). And there are others that I look forward to seeing, in a Normal Member of Society Sort of Way. Since I'm NORMAL. Regardless, I'm glad that you've enjoyed what I could offer. (It brings me back to the Good Old Nights on TV!) Anyway. Don't be afraid to Let Me Know what ELSE you'd like to See from a guy like me! Thank you again! (CROWD CHEER!)
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I'm currently battling this Deadly Disease called Procrastinating.
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒉⒏ — @gadaboutTrickster Jinx Egbert Jinx Egbert has a Shocking Secret. She is actually the HIT CHARACTER S↑er Mario from the Nintendo series. (CROWD GASP. WHAT?!) YES, I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but the evidence is Beyond Reasonable Doubt. Don’t let her choice in BLUE deter you from the fact Mario still wears those bluested overalls. The URGES TO WAHOO can never lie. THEY NEVER. LIE. That’s IT. That’s the end of the post. KEEP SCROLLING. LEAVE ME ALONE. I need to Ruminate On This. FOREVER! *a single tear rolls ↓ my face* … OK, KIDDING. B;oP ‘Tis just a bit of PRANKGAGGLERY from the Sillerious Gooseguy himself. Jinx Egbert is Jinx Egbert. Or IS HE? AL→ I’LL STOP. Let’s Take A Gander at Jinx Egbert! Much like I do with those Multitudinous in Existence, I want to find what makes this EGBERT AN INDIVIDUAL. But let’s get the similarities straight: Jinx is a DABBLER OF LEVITY. The playfully whimsy and calm sort who functions asynchronously to the Happenings of Chittr. Though she regards the people, Jinx posts at her own momentum, intertwining her nature with her BOUNDLESS CREATIVITY. Ranging from life ↑dates to ablution thoughts, Jinx posts for the sake of getting things OUT THERE. Why waste good ideas by keeping them in your HEAD? She’s a Fascination for movies and games, japery, all of which are STAPLES for the hivehold Egbert. She’s a striking example of being Free on your own terms. Now ONTO THE IDIOSYNCRASIES: Firstly, Jinx cares. She cares A LOT. I'm not saying that all other possible Egberts don’t give a stuff, but in the Likert Scale from SOCIALLY DISCONNECTED to BORN NETWORKER, Jinx mashes the far-→ option so hard it breaks his husktop. You pick ↑ IMMEDIATELY that she goes above and beyond for her friends and ectofamily, namely through her AFFINITY IN COOKING. There’s nothing sweeter than having someone (⒈) learn/remember your favorite meals out of the goodness of their heart. If her friends are in need of help, she steps (or maybe floats) forward to lend any assistance she can. This is majorly the reason why he’s known as the CHITTR MOM/AUNT: his proactive TENDERFACTOR should be APPRECIATED on a rowdy platform like this. Don’t mistake her sweetsillyness for passivity. He knows of the destruction he is able to cause and is willing to take action for himself and the people he ♥s. Jinx is an arm of STRENGTH as she is a hand of nurture. However, a tragedy lingers beneath her energy. A sort of aimlessness when all the people maintenance is DONE AND DUSTED, almost as though she’s unsure of her solitude. An unanswered want for reciprocation that has developed into another facet of her identity. You peel away at her outer layers to reveal the idle languor that comes with being a PERSON FOR THE PEOPLE. These feelings are derivative of her choices. This predicament is a product of her social strengths. It’s a backwards blade wrenched deep into her chest. That is, she’s stuck in the middle of peoples’ problems and is anticipated to FIX IT. Jinx has fixed many things only to receive little to nothing in return. And this is how the mask cracks. As outer responsibilities pile ↑ MORE AND MORE, as her life is deluged with the ordeals of other people, as she never gets the chance to self-regulate or find that parental care in RETURN, she develops a weaponized mechanism. Her FRUSTRATION. You notice she summons a latent urge to become violent, or at least enact some means of aggression. To vent out her frustrations, Jinx resorts to SPARRING/FIGHTING, a classic and arguably HEALTHY channel with the ✓ constraint. What I find stands out most with Jinx is the fact that her Protectiveness can shift into a thing of SELF-EXPRESSION. But a part of me thinks this comes too seldom to impact him, meaningfully. It must be hard to get some emotional traction when a lot of time is spent on other whims. I think the trick is to find a BALANCE between yourself and the people. Give yourself the time amid the hit juggling performance you’ve been keeping ↑. BREATH is all about freedom, but you clearly know when to dismount the wind and appreciate people. However, your predicament has become a cycle, almost, to stockpile feelings to a BREAKING POINT before finding an outlet to expend your emotions. Jinx, You help so many people but you don’t have that reciprocated when YOU’RE IN NEED. I think on that note you should be meaner. Yep. MEANER. EVEN SILLIER MEANER. You know that already, but I’m being serious. You deserve that →. You aren’t obligated to put people before your own needs. Kindness is strength, but it degrades over time. It’s OK to be your own person, not just the gro↑ caretaker. If you aren’t OK with anything going on, the best part is you can SAY you aren’t. Even if they are people you care about. Take your time. Claim yourself. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: NOT APPLICABLE!) Jinx Egbert. Please follow her, she’s RADICAL. This is the end. I ♥ you. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #eggsbert #badluck #becauseyoureajinx #sorrythatsallicanthinkof #jinxhaveyoueverwatchedarcane
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