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Sending pioe bombs to my inbox or the production studio's inbox will NOT Make The Next Benoit Belanq Film Haopen Faster. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!! (Crowd Boos)
Listen, I don't care HOW excited you are for another sequel to In Which A Particularly Entitled In—Gro↑ Of Violet Trolls Loses Their Benefactor And Inheritance, And It Goes Without Saying That One (1) Of Them Is The Killer, But This Is Subverted Very Early On By A Reveal That It Was Actually The True Main Character Of The Film, A Lowblood Servant, On Accident, Who Is Also The Only Good Person Involved With This Collective, Which The Deceased Benefactor Recognized, Which Is Why He ← Her All His Money From Being An Author, And As She Is Coping With This Transition And Being Threatened By The Particularly Entitled In—Gro↑ (Now Out—Gro↑, To Our Main Character) She Is Approached By The Black Woolbeast Of The Gro↑ In Question, Who Is Secretly The Real Killer In Another Thrilling Subersion, And Then All His Plots Are Unveiled By The Brilliant Detective (Who Seems Unusually Simple At First Due To His Relaxed Southern Northern Alternian Demeanor And Tendency To Ramble) And Then The Real Main Character Finally Inherits Everything After All, Without Having To Jeopardize Her Moral Character Or Immigration Status.
I'm currently battling this Deadly Disease called Procrastinating.