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0h. tthank y0u f0r inf0rming me.
Hey Gander! (Crowd whoops and claps)
I come back from my tamale-eatin' and minor food coma to see a lotta notifs from @televisedAviamor I am honored to have been gandered at
It's you and me against the world, Boss!
I used to Preen from Constant Attention. Nowanights if I don't get my Weird Alone Time I will explode and it'll be Everyone's (⒈'s) fault.
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The crowd's input means nothing to me.
snack posting red green and yellow bell peppers cucumber cherry tomatoes carrot tzatziki fuckin legendary
i been rehabilitated outta my cartoon horny wolf era for years now. except for any nylon+rayon satin costume with enough bare skin to catch pneumonia, those are still my kryptonite. the fact that i'm still talkin about this hours after the fact an still have more to say about it is proof.
Goose Fact: A goose's bill is lined with sharp, tooth-like ridges called Tomia, which are made of cartilage. They mainly use these to rip ↑ vegetation. They are also capable of delivering bites that easily leave bruises or break bones if they feel threatened.
Goose Fact: Geese have independent control over each bulb. This adaptation allows them to sleep with one bulb open and rest only half of their pan at a time (known as Unihemispheric Sleep), allowing them to remain constantly alert for predators.
Fate is a fickle thing, and it can always be altered. No one's existence is set in stone and, with ingenuity and hard work, you can climb out of any pit you may find yourself in. I am living proof of this. And I'm on my way out of this hellhole.