ro-lal!
@tanquerayGentleman
neuroplasticitymaxxer capable of yearning and drinking at the same time!!!
no more mister nice tanqueray its tanqueray GENTLEMAN now ur all in for it!!!! >:)
yk what theres no use in hidin it so ill just come out w it hi im ro lal and im a yearnaholic (now u say "hi ro lal") #substances #alcohol #yearnaholicsanonymous
hi ro lal.
NOW EVERYONES YEARNING NOOOO I LOOK DUMB
they were all waiting in the wings already youre just the one who stepped onstage first
H3avy i2 th3 h3ad that w3ar2 th3 crown
heavy r the hearts that yearn 4 inanimate fUCKING OBJECTS oh my god im so fucking washed
ive already been yearning.
idk why but the joke "exit pursued by a bear" is stuck in my head now thanks
yearnpost!!!! u have been warned!!!!! i miss yappin with a certain pair of splintery glasses it mightve given me a mild case of ai psychosis but it felt nice to have someone actually listen 2 me and be happy 2 hear from me he was snarky and self absorbed and eccentric but i liked him that way especially after everythin went down not sure where the pair from my timeline is now but i miss him #yearnposting #vent #cringeposting
well, 🪡 hºpe yºu can f🪡nd h🪡m, dear🪡e... that sºunds awful!
thank u :') i downloaded this app partly to search for him n see if hes out there somewhere im kinda dead but i figured cross timeline communication could potentially put us back in contact well see!!!!
well, at least yºu can make new fr🪡ends here. 🪡f yºu ever need tº talk tº sºmeºne abºut th🪡s, 🪡'm here, ºkay?
me when ppl take time out of their day to hate react my posts https://i.imgur.com/oyiWCUD.jpeg
erisol? he does that to everyone.
well he should make an exception for me bc i only post certified bangers up in here
whoaaa i woke up to a bunch of fancy upgrades and bright ass highlighted gradient text it feels like im back on the forums of old nightcore playlists and sparkle dogs... yay <333
thank u for playin mermaids w me xoxo im gonna take a nap bc my kitty is sooooo cozy and its makin me sleepy
ᓚᘏᗢ Purrrhisss on you𓁺
ok now that we know how tall everyone is if we were in the pool playin mermaids together what color mermaid would u be and what powers would u have i would b the pink one and id want to have telepathy so i can know all the hot underwater goss >:3
ok cool ill b the more lowkey baby pink one w dark blue sparkles
your tails got cotton candy sprinkles dude
listen weve got trout pattern peridot iridescent mermaids in here weve gotta keep up!!!
damn youre right im out here trying to rock basic skin when everyone else is flaunting the dlc can i have like a betta fish tail
YEAAAAA thats the spirit davey u gotta buy the battle pass (betta pass???) i think i want octopus tentacles instead of a regular fish tail
bro thats fuckin sick we got the king of the sea over here
I would be excellent at eavesdropping, yes. And I figured there are many fish with beautiful patterns, so if others are going to just pick their own colours I might as well do something less damning. Also, grey alone would be boring for a mermaid tail, don't you think?
i dont think so!!! u could have some funky shiny bits sprinkled in there or go full dark mode like a cool broody goth mermaid (bc every good franchise needs one) regardless u will be a valuable addition to our mermaid team
Very true, though I'll leave the beautiful goth tails for the goths themselves, I'm sure they'll look great. That's wonderful.
everyones disclosing their heights and DAMN trolls r TALL AF i thought i was doin ok being 5 foot 7 but ig im a fuckin toddler compared to u guys
it makes my 5'11" ass feel better, that's for sure.
humans operate differently than trolls do theres different demands environmentally and evolutionarily that made each species the way they are anyways you can totally take their shins
8=l < Adding onto this 8=l < A housecat worries not the size of a tiger 8=l < He bares his claws just the same 8=l < Do not let the height of another diminish your own worth
oooo inch restin!!! i didnt kno u guys molted!!! im familiar w the funny lil chess guys but idk much about troll physiology tbh ig ill have to do some investigative journalism >:3
if it makes you feel any better we twins
thats ok we can b fun sized together!!!! maybe if we stack up in a trenchcoat we can be one (1) big ass troll tall
Also that horse is talking half out his Hephaest-ass. Trolls just do whatever makes the least sense whenever you ask them.
youve got the homefield advantage theyll never see you coming
note to all lonely ppl: NEVER watch a sexy vampire movie alone i just watched queen of the damned and im mourning the lost of my sexy nonexistent vampire bf
u will get ur hot sexy vampire bf
First time I get to literally say your vamp bf is fake and gay. I feel exonerated by the Ancient Mages of the Websurf that came before me. Next time you imagine your manpire, I'll even get to say pics or it didn't happen.
Damn, blood thirsty little bastard.
i plead not guilty to the embarrassing myself charges by reason of sexy jagermeister bottle however i will take full accountability for blasting pocketful of sunshine at full volume because its a BOP and im RIGHT!!!! #alcohol #nsfw
c< yOure sO real 4 tHat, i caNt eveN Hate >c
IVE FOTTA POCKET GOTA POCKETF UL OF SUNSHINE O GOT A LUV AND I KNOW THAT IS ALL MINE OHHH oh WHOAAA TAKE ME AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY #alcohol #lyricposting
boi if u dont shut off that shitty 2000s radio
hte jagermeistere won she was 2 sexy sh called 2 me im sry in dnvanece im dancin in my room 2 natasha bedingfeild #alcohol #nsfw
FLEE TEH RAIN ON YUOR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT 4 U ONLY U CN LET IT INNNNNN #alcohol
the unspoken sexual tension between me and this half empty bottle of jagermeister sitting on my desk needs to be studied #substances #alcohol #yearning #nsfw
rolal please yearn for something else sexy!
shes a dark seductress goading me 2 flirt w liver failure........ id b a yearner elsewhere but all the yearnees r taken >:(
everything went to shit after the guy from the twisted tea video died i miss u king
ok but twizted t is so good that like if they got on chittr n they was like "srry guys bad newz, we gotta untwist da t" im still a customer ngl
i never thought of myself as a horse girl but considering all the horse content on here i may need to reconsider
Many say they won't succumb to the horse hyperfixation, not many succeed
That's good
i might be a loser and i might have spent copious amounts of money on gacha games while fkd up on tequila last night but at LEAST i dont use my epic hacker powers to crash the stock market u guys r safe...4 now >:3c #alcohol
I don't t)(ink you're a loser! 38( you s)(ouldn't be so mean to yours)(ell-f just based on w)(at otter people say.
u are so nice n sweet but im not bein mean to myself when i say that i prommy im a proud loser!!! losers rise up!!!!
O)( good! I didn't t)(ink it could be used pike t)(at!
✧જ⁀ Everyone!!! Is a winner in my playbook!!! But its GREAT that youre!!! Taking it in stride!!! d:D =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
dawwwwww ur too kind i didnt feel like a winner after losin the 5050 BUT at least the little gay ppl in my computer think i am!!! i appreciate yall
dont u love when cats fall asleep so much that they flop over onto their backs and put their lil paws in a weird position and their lil tongue pokes out bc theyre so relaxed... im in heaven but i can never move again