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hi ro lal.
🪡m gº🪡ng tº rest nºw. have a wºnderful n🪡ght, dear🪡es!
idk why but the joke "exit pursued by a bear" is stuck in my head now thanks
ive already been yearning.
H3avy i2 th3 h3ad that w3ar2 th3 crown
they were all waiting in the wings already youre just the one who stepped onstage first
well, at least yºu can make new fr🪡ends here. 🪡f yºu ever need tº talk tº sºmeºne abºut th🪡s, 🪡'm here, ºkay?
well, 🪡 hºpe yºu can f🪡nd h🪡m, dear🪡e... that sºunds awful!
Yep get a glass boy wwe gonn be drinkin good tonight
okay now im just being bullied but they hated jesus too for being right
Wowie Zowie!! I just spotted a BEETLE the size of my SHOE!! It looked like my shoe as well! It also did not move, and fit on my foot. Hmmm… (#beetlejokeprank!!)
i havve a cup of wwine dont piss me off
8=l < A lot of people are online 8=l < I will take this clopportunity to post the cosplay I indend on wearing at the end of the month 8=l < General Ale% ArmSTRONG 8=l < I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed
damn bitch crashed my entire chittr yall are REALLY bitin for this update
HELLO MY GOOD BITCHES. YOu WILL BE PLEASED. DELIGHTED EVEN. THAT MANY uNFORESEEN CHANGES HAVE TAKEN PLACE TO THE BETTERMENT OF ALL. ER HEM. ER HEHEHEHEM. ER HEHEHEHEHEM. HEHEM. NOW. MY THuMBS ARE READY. AS OF TODAY. NuMBER ONE. YOu SHOuLD BE FuLLY CAPABLE OF IMPLEMENTING MXRP / MSPARP STYLE BITCHING BBCODE. IN EACH OF YOuR POSTS. FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF SPEEDREADERS. THIS IS THINGS YOu MAY ALREADY BE FAMILIAR WITH. THIS MEANS ITALICS. BOLD AND STRIKETHROuGH. SuBTEXT. AND SuPERTEXT. ANY BITCHBREAKING COMBINATION OF THE AFOREMENTIONED. AND EVEN FuRTHER BEYOND. TAKE A LOOK FOR YOuRSELF. (https://chittr.ing/formatting) BECOME uTTERLY. TRICKSY. AND. COLORFuL. JuST LIKE. EVIL WORKING CLASS ICON. AND TITAN OF INDuSTRY. SARuMON OF MANY COLORS. NuMBER TWO. I AM NOT ONE FOR FORFEITING POWERS. IN FACT. THE MERE THOuGHT IS ENOuGH TO GIVE ME AN ANEuRYISM OF uNBEARABLE PROPORTIONS. BuT WHEN IT COMES TO EMPOWERING OTHERS. WELL. I WILL STILL BELLYACHE. HOWEVER. YOu HAVE ALL BEEN GIVEN. THE MuCH ANTICIPATED ABILITY. TO ORDER YOuR CHARACTER PROFILES. AS YOu SEE FIT. OH YES. THIS MEANS YOuR MANY MAN MILITIA OF MARCHING ALTERNATES. CAN BE TIDILY SORTED IN A MANNER OF YOuR CHOOSING. YOu CAN BE YOuR OWN PIKACHu. YOuR OWN STARTER. YOuR OWN. FIRST PARTNER. IN SETTINGS. FOuND HERE: https://chittr.ing/settings#character-order NuMBER THREE. HASHTAGS WILL NOW APPEAR. IN THE DOPE ASS ORDER YOu ELECT TO SELECT. THIS MEANS. SEQuENTIALLY. WHERE TYPED. HASHTAGS WILL APPEAR. ANY SECRET RING DECODER CEREAL BOX ASS ARG SHENANIGANS YOu WISH TO DEPICT ON THIS VAINGLORIOuS PLATFORM. SHALL BE DEPICTED. SEQuENTIALLY. IN A MANNER. MORE EASILY uNDERSTOOD. BY #DORKS AND #GEEKS AND #CHERISHEDFRIENDS WHO EXCEL uNDER BETTER uNDERSTOOD CIRCuMSTANCES. GONE ARE THE DAYS WHERE I SWAT THEM LIKE A CAT DOES DEAD THINGS. ALIVE ARE THE DAYS WHERE. THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN ANYMORE. NuMBER FOuR. I HAVE RECEIVED A NuMBER OF. uNMERITED. COMPLAINTS. ABOuT THOSE WITH ALLEGIANCES TO THE FELT. LEAVING AN INORDINATELY MANY NOTIFICATIONS. uTTERLY FALSE IN EVERY SENSE OF THE SCANDALIZED WORD. YOu ALL RECEIVE. EXACTLY THE NuMBER OF NOTIFICATIONS. CORRESPONDING TO THE RESPONSES YOu GET. BE IT FROM A CRIMINAL SYNDICATE ORGANIZATION. OR OTHERWISE. HOWEVER. HAVING TO CLICK MuLTIPLE TIMES CAN PROVE IRKSOME. AS SuCH. YOu SHOuLD NOW BE ABLE TO CLEAR ALL NOTIFICATIONS. WITH A SINGLE CLICK. THE FIRST TIME YOu CLICK. ALL OF THIS. AND MORE. IN STORE. FOR YOu. THE LOYAL uSERS OF CHITTR DOT ING. THANK YOu FOR YOuR PATIENCE. EVEN THOuGH WE ONLY HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. IT IS ALWAYS A PLEASuRE TO MAKE TIME. FOR YOu. PRIZED CAPTIVATED CAPTIVES. AND ENTERTAINMENT MONGERS. LET IT NEVER BE uNDERSTATED. THE EXPERIENCE THIS WEBSITE AFFORDS IS FAR FROM A TRIVIAL ONE. ON EITHER SIDE OF THE GIGANTIC CuRTAIN. YOu ARE A STuNNING COMMuNITY. TRuLY. I COuLD NOT HAVE AMASSED A MORE GRAND POSSE OF PuNKASSES. HAD I ALL OF TIME ITELF TO LORD OVER. AND I QuITE LITERALLY DO.
Very true, though I'll leave the beautiful goth tails for the goths themselves, I'm sure they'll look great. That's wonderful.
I would be excellent at eavesdropping, yes. And I figured there are many fish with beautiful patterns, so if others are going to just pick their own colours I might as well do something less damning. Also, grey alone would be boring for a mermaid tail, don't you think?
Damn, blood thirsty little bastard.
bro thats fuckin sick we got the king of the sea over here
damn youre right im out here trying to rock basic skin when everyone else is flaunting the dlc can i have like a betta fish tail
your tails got cotton candy sprinkles dude
im like an offensively hot pink
Trout pattern. My power would be invisibility.
PROBABLY JUST LIME :P BUT I WANNA BE THE ONE WITH ALL THE GADGETS AND COOL TRINKETS
we can both be pink right
i wanna be pink and talk to dolphins
Ah think my scales would be like... an iridescent peridot color. Powers? Probably some variation of a warg with animal communion too.
Sorry To Be Boring But I Think Most Would Just Pick Their Blood Color Including Me
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youve got the homefield advantage theyll never see you coming
First time I get to literally say your vamp bf is fake and gay. I feel exonerated by the Ancient Mages of the Websurf that came before me. Next time you imagine your manpire, I'll even get to say pics or it didn't happen.
Also that horse is talking half out his Hephaest-ass. Trolls just do whatever makes the least sense whenever you ask them.
8=l < Adding onto this 8=l < A housecat worries not the size of a tiger 8=l < He bares his claws just the same 8=l < Do not let the height of another diminish your own worth
it makes my 5'11" ass feel better, that's for sure.
humans operate differently than trolls do theres different demands environmentally and evolutionarily that made each species the way they are anyways you can totally take their shins
if it makes you feel any better we twins
8=l < Don't compare yourself to a different species 8=l < Trolls molt throughout their lives and don't stop growing 8=l < Timelines can vary how rapid this happens
I'm three foot flat on a good day.
8=l < I was thinking the same thing 8=l < I didn't feel the need to make a post about it 8=l < But since one e%ists I will share my similar sentiments
agreed with my entire chassis exceedingly fitting tee bee ech
holy shit wait @misterTanqueray your banner is awesome i love the clean aesthetic
8=l < Si% foot nine but I've not yet had my adult molt 8=l < Something something eternally youthfoal godhood 8=l < Please peel me
Giving the cat nose kisses because he earned them.
shivering in my timbs theres too many cats and i dont have enough arms attached to pet all of them
It Is Just Me And The Cold Brew In My Fridge Which Has Been In An Open Container For A Wipe.
u know i should be sleepin but i got caught up watchin videos of cars being made it is a vibe
man i love not knowing whats going on its so quiet and peaceful
u will get ur hot sexy vampire bf
I WANⵜ HIM ⵜO IN⚕︎PECⵜ MY FANG⚕︎... #YEARNING
y0u d0n't have t0 fIll every quadrant t0 feel c0mplete, 0r even t0 feel g00d ab0ut y0ur5elf, 50metIme5 y0u ju5t need the rIght 0ne fIlled
c< yOure sO real 4 tHat, i caNt eveN Hate >c
you can yearn for ME! :D
rolal please yearn for something else sexy!
Huzzah!!! Then let our hearts ache together!! You are just a right up top of the podium pal.
HAH!! Oh, good ones!!! Bravo!! Though I erm… I do hope it is aching in a lovely way and not so hurtful!
I wish the world was kinder to beautiful women :( if I could take all of their burden, I would!! PRONTO!!! #feminism #sexismisnotokay
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No, I think unfathomable powers are just being silly
Gang why are we #curseposting
✧જ⁀ Everyone!!! Is a winner in my playbook!!! But its GREAT that youre!!! Taking it in stride!!! d:D =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
O)( good! I didn't t)(ink it could be used pike t)(at!
It does not take omniscience to read some of you like an open book.
woof!