@technicallyTimaeus You're up! Uhm. You don't.. You don't count for my normal rating system! But we're both technologically inclined so I was able to dig up some other stats about you. Although you are technically a single gram of mass containing all of your data hidden within a set of glasses, that doesn't mean you're out of the running. #nsfw #bulgerating? Uhm. Okay. Physically. There is no bulge. Or penis. Or anything! He's sunglasses. However I was able to connect to his personality protocol and--make some determinations. Hhhh. There was already a simulated bulge file in here. Uhm. Several. Seems like he had gotten quite ahead of himself. But I'm going to measure his human bulge from these files. Length: Uhm, well. This was a series of sequenced binary that when compiled and viewed through his display would put him at approximately seven earthly inches! However. Girth: Uhm. The 'base' was described as having a girth of a 'Good ass highlighter'. Hhh Hydration: He leaks. A lot! Watercooled, I guess. haha. Uhm. Sensation: He is sensitive along the glans delta at an 8 out of 10 and prostate stimulation at a 4 out of 10. He doesn't have these, as he is glasses. Cut: Not Cut! Uhm. I feel like I know more about... the human who made him than him. But still...
Desperate because I'm willing to put my dick to the psychic sniffer so they can see the truth for themselves? And you have the nerve to call me controlling. Let go of the narrative, bro. It'd be easier than trying to hold on.
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Since you asked so nicely.
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Just read this. What do you mean highlighter. Mr. Licorice Whip over here packing his Twizzler.
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Would you like to revise your statement in light of my recently obtained adorable hostage. https://i.ibb.co/MDBJDpN1/image.png
Buster, that thing had BETTER NOT be sporting any untoward extremeties.
Jesus actual Christ, Jane. It's just a little bunny. A sweet, innocent baby bunny I have the power to delete myself from, functionally killing it. Which I am more than willing to do, if I am subjected to further verbal castration from friend and foe alike.
If you'll consult the helpful visual aid. https://i.ibb.co/Mym1Hqp4/image.png
